Toon Neighbors From Hell
Chapter 42: 42. Episode 41: The Hosts Must Be Crazy
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(We now fade in to Apokolips as things are going to hell. The usual narrator speak up)
Narrator: Folks, it's time to bring hell to those damn bullies and creeps on this season finale of....
All: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!
Narrator: Right! Now your hosts!
(The audience applaud as Lilo and her friends appear, waving to them)
Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell. It's time we go out with a bang now.
Stitch: Yep. Weega have paralyzed Mr. Potter in the last episode, time for us to finish the season with what may be impossible.
Cream: We are on Apokolips, a planet ruled by that evil New God Darkseid.
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao chao, chao.
Lilo: Yeah, people think it's hard to prank him though to him being powerful.
Stitch: Well, weega aren't afraid! Let's kick his ass!
Lilo: Anyway, we're ending this episode with 10 pranks so stick around, folks!
Cream: We're going to make some hell for Darkseid! Heh heh heh.
(The group sneak near the pits and swipe some hot ashes and some rocks. Near the door of the palace, Stitch put the rocks on top of the doorway and use a rope to set up a trap)
Stitch: Heh heh heh.
(The group use a window to get into the palace. Cream picks up a huge board as the group heads into the throne room. Stitch drops the hot ashes onto Darkseid's throne)
Stitch: Heh heh heh.
Lilo: Okay, time for a prank of our own.
(Lilo got a marker out and vandalize Darkseid's portrait)
Lilo: Ha ha ha ha ha!
(We now see Darkseid arriving at his palace)
Darkseid: Time for me to do what I usually do. All will bow to me.
(Darkseid goes to the door and opens it. That cause the trap to be set off and for the rocks to hit the damn villain, knocking him down)
Darkseid: OOOOOOOW! DAMN IT!!!
(Meanwhile, we see Lilo's group at another door as Cream tie a rope to the doorknob while Cheese is on ledge overhead tying the other to the board)
Cream: Thank goodness we got plenty of rope.
Lilo: Go. Now we will set up pranks 5-10!
(Darkseid enters the throne room, groaning in pain)
Darkseid: Damn it, who did that?!
(Darkseid look shock as he saw his own portrait, vandalized. The villain scream and curse while the audience laughs.)
Darkseid: AHHHHHHH!
(Now we see Lilo's group entering a room with a mirror. With a smirk, Cream pull out a trick mirror, switching it with the real one)
Cream: Heh heh. Asshole won't know what is in store for him.
Lilo: Yeah. Now what else do we go?
Stitch: That puking stuff weega poisoned Mr. Potter with in the last episode.
Lilo: That will work!
(Back in the throne room, Darkseid, who cleaned up his portrait, scowl as he goes to his throne)
Darkseid: What mortal has done that will pay with their life!
(Darkseid sat in his throne. The asshole scream as his ass touch the hot ashes, causing him to scream in pain. The audience laugh as he scream and curse)
Darkseid: AHHHHHHHH!
(Inside the kitchen, Stitch pours the ipecac stuff into Darkseid's food. Lilo took out some TNT and put it into a chicken before lighting it)
Lilo: Thank goodness this baby got a long fuse.
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.
Cream: Time for pranks 8 through 10.
Stitch: Meega got an idea for the eighth prank.
(Stitch took out some growth crap and pour it into a plant)
Stitch: Heh heh heh.
Lilo: Sweet, Stitch! Now we are about to set up pranks 9 to 10!
(We now see Darkseid rubbing his butt as he scowl while going to the door)
Darkseid: No one pull these pranks on me and gets away with it. I shall crushed whoever did this!!
(Darkseid swings open a familiar door. The board swings down and hit the villain in the balls, causing him to scream in pain. The audience laughs as he curse and yell like mad.)
Darkseid: AHHHHH! DAMN IT!!!
(Lilo and her friends are quickly working on removing some stones in a room nearby.)
Lilo: Heh heh. This is going to be hellva cool.
Stitch: Once weega are done with this, weega will get the final prank ready.
(Darkseid, meanwhile, is seen groaning like mad as he walks down a hallway)
Darkseid: I'm supposed to be the most powerful villain and yet my ass was kicked so far?!
(Darkseid look up and saw the trick mirror, but he doesn't know it)
Darkseid: INTRUDER!
(Darkseid fires his beam at the mirror, thinking it's a damn intruder, but the attack reflect back and hit him. The audience laughs as he is turned into ashes.)
Dakrseid: AHHHHH! DAMN, DAMN, F**KING DAMN!!!
(Darkseid, cleaning himself off, breaths in and out while going into the kitchen. The villain look at the planet)
Darkseid: Ah, very...
(Suddenly the plant came to life and bite into him. The villain scream while struggling inside the plant's mouth as the audience laugh at him. The plant spit Darkseid out, the villain is stinky and gross looking.)
Darkseid: DAMN, AHHHHHHH!!!!
(Outside, Lilo is setting up a rocket while Cream prepares a damn rope trap)
Cream: This will set up the prank nice and easy. I can't wait!
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.
(Back in the kitchen, Darkseid looks annoyed as he goes over to the frigging table)
Darkseid: I need a good meal. Otherwise I will lose my goddamn mind!
(Darkseid drink from his goblet with a sigh. After a while, the villain yelp and puke like mad, causing the audience to laugh. He then curse and scream in anger)
Darkseid: AHHHHHHHHH!
(Darkseid breath in a calm matter then proceed to eat the turkey...just as the TNT went off and explode. The villain is cover in ash once more. He curse and scream as the audience laughs at him)
Darkseid: DAMN FOOLISH PRANKING MORTALS!!!
(The villain stomps into a familiar room, all pissed off)
Darkseid: Wait until I get my hands on the damn mortals who...
(However Darkseid fell right into the new hole in the floor causing him scream as he fell downward. The audience laughs madly at that)
Darkseid: AHHHH! DAMN IT, DAMN IT, FRIGGING DAMN IT!!!
(Outside the palace, Darkseid came out, looking pissed off further)
Darkseid: That's it! No one makes a fool out of Darkseid and lives! I shall hunt down my enemies and tear them to pieces! No one will survive!
(Darkseid unnoticing steps in a noose on the ground as he rants on)
Darkseid: I shall...
(The rocket nearby goes off, flying away as the rope it's attached to grabs Darkseid by the foot. The villain screams in alarm as he is send flying away into the sky before both he and the rocket crash into a pit nearby. The audience laughs madly once more. We see Lilo and her friends laughing and high fiving one another)
Cream: All right, yes, we did it!
Lilo: Talk about doing the impossible! We sure pulled off 10 pranks on Darkseid successfully!
Stitch: Ih! All powerful but no brains!
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.
Lilo: (to camera) And thus, our season finale comes to a close! We have a wild season this time!
Cream: Yep! Folks, we will be taking some time off for a while but don't worry, we will be back.
Stitch: Just make sure you don't miss us on the next season premiere of...
All: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!
Lilo: Later!
(The audience applaud as our hosts wave to them. We fade out, ending the season premiere)