Episode 40: It's A Wonderful Prank Giving

(We cut to outside a bank in Bedford Falls as it is snowing. We hear the narrators)

Narrator: Folks, if you're me, there are some assholes whom you wish to punish in this life. In that case, welcome to another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Narrator: Hell yeah! Now your hostesses, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as we see the said hosts appearing, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks, last time if you recall, we pulled out 10 pranks on Maleficent.

Stitch: Ih, weega are back to pull 10 again on another bully.

Cream: We are in Bedford Falls where the movie 'It's A Wonderful Life' took place in.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Yep. Today's episode, we are going to pull fast ones on that wheelchair riding meanie, Mr. Potter.

Lilo: In the movie, Mr. Potter has done a lot of evil deeds for money, even steal the $8,000 money that was meant as a loan from George and Uncle Billy in attempt to take them down. No justice has been given onto the bastard.

Stitch: Well, until now! Weega, like we said are going to pulled 10 pranks on the wheelchair wielding dickhead.

Lilo: Right so stick around as the party begins!

(The group goes into the bank. Lilo grabs some hot coffee and a bucket of water. Stitch grab a marker nearby and vandalized a portrait of Mr. Potter)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group sneaks into Mr. Potter's office. Cream dump the water onto the floor while Lilo put the coffee onto a newspaper on the asshole's desk)

Lilo: Oh yeah, this is going to kick ass.

Cream: Same here.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Cream open the desk and put in a mousetrap into the damn thing.)

Cream: Hee hee, is this damn cool or what?

Stitch: Both!

(The group goes into the next room. Meanwhile Mr. Potter enters the bank)

Mr. Potter: Heh, another day, an...

(Mr. Potter notices his drawing has been vandalized much to his shock. The villain screams angrily as the audience laughs at this.)

Mr. Potter: AHHHHHHHH!!!! (breaths in and out) Someone fixed this portrait!!!!

(Mr. Potter enter his office, not noticing the water on the floor until his wheelchair slip on it, causing it to go out of control and for him to fall down. The audience laughs once more)

Mr. Potter: AHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME UP! DAMN IT, SOMEONE HELP ME UP!!!

(An employee rush in to help Mr. Potter and his wheelchair up, the creep looks annoyed)

Mr. Potter: Damn it!

(Cut back to the hosts as they find some sort of laser system blocking off the vault.)

Lilo: Hmmm, looks like even Bedford Falls can adapt to the times.

(Stitch grabs a toolbox nearby while fiddling with the equipment, shutting the damn thing off. The group heads into the vault and to some of the boxes.)

Lilo: Let's see if the creep would love it when he himself get hits in the damn groin.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Back in the office, Mr. Potter groans as he goes to his desk and open it.)

Mr. Potter: It's in here somewhere...

(Mr. Potter reach into his desk then scream in alarm. The villain curse as his hand is covered in damn mouse traps. The audience laughs at that. While the wheelchair man tries to get the mousetrap, he pull on the newspaper, causing the coffee to spill right on him. The audience laughs more as the hot coffee burned Mr. Potter)

Mr. Potter: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(Back at the vault, Lilo's group leaves as Stitch reset the laser system.)

Cream: I can hear Mr. Potter screaming his ass off. 4 pranks down, only 6 more to go.

(The group hid in a closet while Mr. Potter, burned and injured appears, turning the system off while going into the vault.)

Mr. Potter: I just hope my money can keep my mind off my damn injuries! For the love of...

(Stitch smirks as he fiddles with the equipment turning it back on before the alien and the group head off. At the front, the group took a check from nearby)

Cream: Hmmm, this one is a check for Mr. Potter for $1,000,000 dollars.

(Cream smirks as she put a check in a bucket near a kid who is cutting things up happily. Now the group goes over to a door with a sign that said, 'Do not enter. Stairs are missing'. Stitch grabs the sign and quickly draw on it to say, 'Instant Lottery room. All wheelchairs people welcome'. The alien put the damn sign back)

Stitch: Heh heh.

(Back in the vault, Mr. Potter opens a box and take some damn stuff out of it. He shove it into the wall, causing the box near his groin to hit him down there, hard. This cause the audience to laugh as the villain scream in pain)

Mr. Potter: AHHHHHHHHH!

(Mr. Potter groans as he tries to wheel out of the vault. However the creep ends up in the path of the lasers, much to his shock upon noticing)

Mr. Potter: What the hell?!

(Suddenly Mr. Potter is zapped by a lot of lasers like mad. The audience laughs some more as he came out, coughing out smoke while looking annoyed)

Mr. Potter: (coughing) Who is the wise ass?!

(We now see the hosts going near a drink that is labeled 'Mr. Potter'. Lilo open up a drawer and take out a bottle of ipecac before pouring the stuff into the creep's drink)

Lilo: Hee hee hee. This is going to kick some ass. Now for the final part of our show...

(Lilo takes out a cellphone and dials a number. She waits a moment until the girl got an answer)

Lilo: Hey, Mr. Bailey? Remember that $8,000 that Uncle Billy has lost that one Christmas? Well, I think I know what happened to it...

(At the front, Mr. Potter, recovered, groans a bit as he arrives)

Mr. Potter: What the hell is going on with me? It's like God has turn my life into a living hell...

(Mr. Potter gasp in shock as he saw the kid cutting off the check)

Mr. Potter: Hey, you little bastard! (grabs kid) You cut up my check for $1,000,000! I oughta...

Voice: Hey!

(Mr. Potter turns and saw a pissed off big man nearby)

Man: You tried to grab my boy!!!!

Mr. Potter: (nervously) Wait, wait, it isn't what...

(The man grabs Mr. Potter and beat him up senselessly, causing the audience to laugh. The man himself toss the creep back into the wheelchair and push him into a wall hard before he and his son storms off.)

Mr. Potter: Ugh. Can anything go right with me today?

(Mr. Potter spots a door that has a sign that said, ''Instant Lottery room. All wheelchairs people welcome')

Mr. Potter: (grins) All right, I didn't know we got one. Today's my lucky damn day!

(Mr. Potter goes through the door and enter...and goes screaming to the bottom of the plac. The audience laughs as we hear some screaming noises)

Mr. Potter: AHHHHHHHH!

(A while later, we see Mr. Potter back in his office, groaning in pain big time)

Mr. Potter: Ugh...I can't believe the crap that has been happening to me today. I need a drink.

(Mr. Potter drank the drink that is for him, drinking the whole thing down. The creep then yelp in alarm as he begins to puke all over like mad. The audience laughs at that.)

Mr. Potter: Ugh! Damn it! Someone has made me puke! What else can...

(Suddenly the door to the office is slammed open as George Bailey and his friends from 'It's A Wonderful Life' storm in, all looking pissed off)

Mr. Potter: (annoyed) What do you want, Bailey?

George: Don't pull your bulls**t on us! We got information that you stole $8,000 when Uncle Billy has lost it before and try to set me up for a fall!

Uncle Billy: Yeah! You crook!

Mr. Potter: Oh, go to Hell, all of you! I has got a rough day!

George: Well, it's about to get rough!

(George pulls Mr. Potter out of the wheelchair. The man push him back in alarm. To George and the mob's anger, Mr. Potter can stand easily)

Mr. Potter: (notices) Oh s**t.

George: So, not only did you lie and stole the money from Uncle Billy, you weren't really crippled the whole time!!!

Random man: Let's kick his ass!

Others: Yeah!

(Mr. Potter scream as the angry mob beat the hell right out of him. The hosts watch from outside the office, laughing along with the audience.)

Lilo: Hee hee hee. All right, we did it!

Cream: Nice! 10 pranks done, all hellva beating up.

Stitch: Ih. Mr. Potter has got his just desert.

Cream: (notices) Ooh! He's going to feel that one in the morning.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The audience laughs as they cheer)

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, we are done with today's episode and Mr. Potter sure got what's coming to him. Join us for the season finale as we go to toe to toe with the evil ass god Darkseid.

Cream: Until next time...

All: Later!

(The hosts wave to the audience as they applaud. We fade to black, ending the episode)