Episode 42: Daily Pranking!

(We start the intro with past clips of Toon Neighbors from Hell so far. Now we go to front of the Daily Bugle as the crowd cheer)

Announcer: And now it's time for Toon Neighbors from Hell! Please welcome back Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(We see the hosts waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks! Did you all miss us?

Crowd: HELL YEAH!

Stitch: Thank God, meega thought we were being forgotten.

Cream: After pulling pranks on Darkseid, how can they? It's great to be back doing more pranks on creeps.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: All right, it's time for our kick ass season premiere. Helping us again is a special friend of ours. Give it up for Spider-Man!

(The audience cheers as Spidey appear, shaking the hosts' hands)

Spider-Man: Great to be back on the show, everyone. I cannot wait to do pranks on old flat head.

Cream: He means of course J. Jonah Jameson, the editor of the Daily Bugle who has been making newspaper articles about Spider-Man, calling him a menace, monsters, etc. What a creep!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: Well, time weega get revenge on old flathead by pulling 4 pranks on him in this episode.

Lilo: Right. Mary-Jane will be helping out so stick around, folks. Do you not wanna miss this damnation!

(The heroes go into the office, going through it quickly. With a smirk, Lilo grab some laxactive and drop some in coffee meant for Johan.)

Lilo: Hee hee.

Spider-Man: (on the ceiling) Okay, old flattop is gone. Now for the next part.

(Cream pulls out a whoopie cushion and rush in Jameson's office, dropping it in his seat)

Lilo: Kick ass, now for the last two pranks.

(The heroes goes into the bathroom quickly. Jameson arrive and goes into his office)

Jameson: Eh, let's see what's the news today.

(Jameson sat in his chair and yelp as a fart noise is heard, making the audience laugh. The editor pulls the thing out and scowl)

Jameson: Damn it to hell!!!!

(In the bathroom, Mary-Jane was working on locking all doors but one. Lilo put safely clue on a toilet lid. Spider-Man drop a cartridge in the crapper)

Cream: What's that for?

Spider-Man: Trust me, you will love it. And quickly, let's frigging hide.

(Spider-Man grabs the group as he and them goes through a vent. Back in his office, Jameson got his coffee and drank the damn thing down)

Jameson: Ahh, damn good coffee. Now...

(Jameson yelps in alarm as the audience laughs like mad)

Jameson: DAMN IT, I GOTTA GO TO THE CRAPPER!!!

(Jameson rush out of his office and head to the bathroom, the others watch from the safely of the vent)

Stitch: Eh, two more pranks to go...

(Jameson, in the bathroom, could only go into the damn stall as set up by Lilo's group. He sat down and crap like mad. After wiping himself, the man try to move but is stuck)

Jameson: What the hell?!

(Jameson scream and curse as he tries to get freed to no prevail. The audience laughs at that. Suddenly a big noise is heard)

Jameson: (worried) I don't like the sound of that...

(Suddenly an explosion occurred. We now see Jameson covered in spider-webs. The man scream while the audience laughs)

Jameson: DAMN YOU, SPIDER-MAN!

(On the rooftop, Lilo's group and guest stars laugh)

Lilo: All right! 4 pranks are successfully.

Stitch: Ih! What one hell of a way to celebrate our return, eh?

Cream: Folks, I guess it's safe to say that Jameson got what's coming to him.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: We like to thank Spider-Man and Mary Jane for helping us out.

Spider-Man: No problem, little girl and everyone else!

Mary Jane: Nice to be helping out again, believe me.

(The audience cheer and applaud)

Lilo: Folks, we're done with our season premiere! Join us next where the Cyberchase gang and their pal Delete team up with us to pull pranks on the Hacker. Until next time...

All: Later, assholes!

(The audience cheer as the hosts and their friends wave before we fade to black, ending the episode)