Episode 39: Pranking Beauty

(We fade to the outside of Maleficent's castle as the usual announcer spoke up)

Announcer: Time once again for "Toon Neighbors from Hell", the show where your hosts pull damn pranks on your enemies and you get to enjoy them! Now please welcome Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as the said hosts appear)

Lilo: Okay, is the camera steady, Kenny?

Kenny: (V.O.) (What do you mean?)

Stitch: Nice. Hey folks, welcome back to our kick ass show where we get revenge on the bullies and stupid heads over the years.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: In our last episode, we reign hell on that jerk with the multi-personality disorder, Norman Osborn. Now we are going to be dealing with a harder target: Maleficent.

Lilo: Maleficent began her evil in "Sleeping Beauty", then begin a bigger menace in the Kingdom Hearts game. Difficult to prank? Maybe, but it would be fun, fun, fun to do!

Stitch: Ih. let's show bitch not to get on people's nerves!

Lilo: We have updated the number of frigging cool pranks to 10, so this is going to be a keeper.

Cream: Watch folks as the hilarity begins to unfold, big time!

(The heroes sneak through the palace and into the kitchen. Stitch smirks as he took some slime from a bucket while Lilo took some spikes from a drawer)

Lilo: Oh yeah, this is going to be good.

(Now the group leave the kitchen. While they head up some stairs, Stitch smirks as he rub the slime onto the damn steps)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Now the group, reaching the top of the stairs, enter a room of magic. Cream grab a potion that make stuff explode and an unstable crystal.)

Cream: These stuff can come in handy.

(The heroes goes down the other steps arriving in the throne room where a sleeping goon is at. Cream switch his drink with a damn potion.)

Cream: Heh heh heh.

(Cream now switch a crystal near Maleficent's throne with the unstable one while Stitch put the spikes in the witch's chair)

Stitch: Sweet!

(Meanwhile we see the evil witch in general entering a familiar hallway)

Maleficent: Let's see what evil I will do today, hmmm?

(Maleficent came down the steps. However she slip on the slime causing her to fall down the steps fast. The audience laughs as she land on the bottom)

Maleficent: Ouch! Damn it!

(Back in the throne room, Lilo open a chest, getting out some sort of hole nearby)

Lilo: This oughta be cool.

Stitch: Let's go. Witch is coming.

(The group quickly leaves. As Maleficent enter, the goon woke up and drank the potion, unknowingly. The witch frowns as she goes to her throne)

Maleficent: Idiots, fools, how hard they neglect to not dirty up the stairs?!

(Maleficent sat in the frigging throne, only to sat on the spikes causing her to scream in pain while getting up. The audience laugh at that of course)

Maleficent: DAMN IT, OUCH!!!!!

(Now then, we see Lilo planting the hole onto the floor then move a spiked plant near it.)

Lilo: Hee hee. This is going to be so damn cool.

(The group goes to the dungeon part and into a cell. Stitch smirks as he climb up a wall and mess with some chains, putting some on the ceiling.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Now the group goes into the kitchen part as they found some sort of damn oven)

Cream: Must be the castle version of an oven.

(Lilo raid a cabinet and found a devil's egg, putting it into the oven, starting the thing)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(Back in the throne room, Maleficent removes the spikes in annoyance)

Maleficent: Idiots! I will kill them later!

(Maleficent pick up the crystal, smirking evilly)

Maleficent: This crystal will be of use to me. Soon all will....

(Suddenly the crystal explodes, causing the audience to laugh. The witch is cover in ashes, making her pissed off)

Maleficent: Damn it!!!

(Angrily, Maleficent hit the nearby goon with her staff but suddenly he explode, covering Maleficent with the same ash from before. The audience laughs hard at this as the woman scream in fury)

Maleficent: Who did this?! Who?!

(The heroes goes outside the castle and find a sad tied up goat outside)

Cream: Awww, poor little goat. He must've gotten tied up and abused.

(Lilo nods a carriage that is filled with spikes, metals and such that is tied up. The girl smirk)

Lilo: Hell, I got an idea for the final two pranks, which will be combined.

(We see Maleficent leaving the throne room, cleaning herself off)

Maleficent: When I get my hands on the ones who dare...

(Maleficent didn't notice the hole until she fell right in. The audience laughs at that. Soon the spiked plant fell in after her)

Maleficent's Voice: OUCH!!!

(The audience laughs harder at that as Maleficent came out of the damn hole)

Maleficent: (scowling) Damn, damn, damn, damn!!!!

(A while later, Maleficent is out of the hole, looking pissed off as she enter a cell)

Maleficent: Ingrates.

(Maleficent look at the chains and pull the one that was tampered with. Suddenly, the ceiling cave in, dropping a lot of damn rocks on her. The audience laugh at that as the witch got up, screaming and cursing.)

Maleficent: Wait until I get my hands on the fools who keep doing this to me!!!

(Maleficent heads to the kitchen, then gasp in horror as she saw the oven a complete mess. The witch came over and curse/scream some more as the audience laugh. A while later, a pissed off Maleficent came outside while fuming)

Maleficent: It would take forever to clean out that damn mess in the kitchen. (stops) The fools would pay dearly for this, that I...

(Maleficent however didn't saw the goat, now freed, smirking as it charge at her, butting the witch in the ass and sending her into the carriage with spikes and such. The audience laughs as Maleficent scream. Suddenly the carriage, no longer tied up, begins to move forward like mad out of the castle. Suddenly, it stops by a bunch of damn rocks and it dump all the stuff and Maleficent over a cliff)

Maleficent: AHHHHHHHH!

(Some crashing noises are heard along with laughter from the audience. We cut to the hosts as they laugh happily)

Lilo: Oh yeah! We kicked ass!

Stitch: Ih, weega pranked Maleficent big time.

Cream: Yep, I gotta say, 10 pranks done and 1 bruised and miserable bitch.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The audience laughs as they applaud the hosts)

Lilo: Folks, we are done for now but join us next time when we hit Mr. Potter from 'It's A Wonderful Life'. Until then...

All: Have fun!

(The audience applaud as we fade to black, ending the episode)