Episode 38: Dark Reign: Toon Neighbors from Hell style!

(We cut to in front of the Avengers Tower as the usual narrator spoke up)

Narrator: Hey folks, prepare yourselves for an ass kicking that the bullies, creeps, etc. are about to receive. Get ready for...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Narrator: Now your hosts, Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as we see the said hosts appearing)

Lilo: Welcome back, folks! Hope you didn't miss us pranking the hell out of Dastardly and Muttley.

Stitch: If so, catch it on rerun!

Cream: We are preparing to deal 8 pranks to yet another creep who has been causing trouble.

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Helping us today are two people you're familiar with. Say hello to two old pals of ours, Spider-Man and Mary-Jane Watson!

(We see the audience cheering as Spider-Man appear, holding Mary-Jane)

Mary Jane: (giggle quietly) Peter...

Cream: Welcome back to the show, Spidey.

Spider-Man: Thanks! To be honest, I have been thrilled to be pranking Os-dork for years.

Stitch: Ih. This episode has us going to be pranking that Marvel villain and so-called world hero Norman Osborn AKA the Green Goblin AKA the Iron Patriot.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. Time for us to make Osborn's life a living hell.

Mary Jane: Neat!

Cream: (to camera) Stick around, damn it, folks. You do not want to miss this!

(The group sneak through the place doesn't H.A.M.M.E.R. men and into Osborn's office. Lilo smirk as she grab some tools nearby then use a wrench on Osborn's chair)

Lilo: Heh heh, this is going to be good.

Mary Jane: Not as good as this classic trick.

(Mary Jane drop a whoopie cushion in the chair)

Stitch: Classic! Heh heh heh.

Spider-Man: Come on, let's get going.

(The group leave though Lilo grabs a marker on the way out. She quickly vandalized a picture of Norman Osborn)

Lilo: Heh heh, kick ass.

(The group now enter a science lab. Cream grab some unstable stuff and pour it into some sort of equipment, she then pour some other crap in it)

Cream: Wait until Os-jerk get a load of this.

(Meanwhile we see Osborn returning to his office)

Osborn: With the Siege getting closer, I'm best to get my ass prepared.

(Osborn meanwhile sat in his chair, causing a big fart. The villain yelp as the audience laugh at this. He remove the thing, much to his annoyance)

Osborn: Who the hell did...

(Suddenly the chair collapse sending Osborn to the floor. The audience laughs like mad at that as the villain got up and curse some more)

Osborn: I bet Spider-Man did this. Damn you, wall-crawling damn pest!!!!!

(Now we see our heroes outside the building, grabbing a big stick and some rope before returning to the inside of the place. They tie the stick itself to a broom lie down nearby as the janitor is walking)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Spider-Man: (on the ceiling) How about I give Osborn something sticky to drink? Heh heh heh.

(Spider-Man goes to a coffee machine nearby and drop his web cartridge in Osborn's cup)

Spider-Man: Heh heh heh. Ain't I a stinker?

Mary Jane: (rolls eyes) Spidey...

Cream: All right, time to set up the next frigging damn pranks!

(We see Osborn leaving his office with a bruise back)

Osborn: Ugh...my back. What else can...

(Osborn gasp as he saw his picture vandalized, causing him to jump around and curse while the audience laughs. The villain groans as he fix the picture before going into the lab)

Osborn: Let's see how this new formula is working.

(Osborn drop some chemicals into a formula that Lilo's group has sabotaged earlier, unknown to him. Suddenly it explode, causing the villain to get covered in damn mess. He curse and scream as the audience laugh once more)

Osborn: Damn it to hell!!!!!!!

(We see the heroes inside the vault where the Iron Patriot suit is at)

Spider-Man: Two more pranks and I got an idea.

(Cream grab a wrench and mess with the suit of Iron Patriot's rockets. Then she took some super glue and such)

Cream: Heh heh, we know that asshole has major cups of coffee.

(We see Osborn in the lobby, looking annoyed as he clean off the mess off of himself)

Osborn: These pranks are crimes against America! (notices) And you, get back to work!

Janitor: All right, all right!

(The janitor grabs the broom and use it, but the extra end hit Osborn in the balls causing the bastard to scream in pain while the audience laughs)

Osborn: OUUUUUUUUCH!

(Osborn groans as he yell at the janitor who rush off. Then the villain grab the cup of coffee, unaware of what Spider-Man did to it)

Osborn: I need my cup of coffee to rela...

(Suddenly the web cartridge inside the coffee cup explode, sending webs all over Osborn. The villain scream as his men goes to help him. The audience laugh some more)

Osborn: Damn you, Spider-Man! That's it, your ass is kicked for this!!!

(We see the heroes in hiding, smiling devilishly)

Mary Jane: Osborn is going to get what's coming to him further.

Stitch: Heh heh, this is going to be sweet.

(Now Osborn appears, getting into his damn Iron Patriot outfit)

Iron Patriot: I don't give a damn what the American people say. Spider-Man is dead!

(Iron Patriot activate his engines but suddenly he end up crashing throughout the room and into the building, unable to stop himself as he hit himself on a lot of damn stuff. Soon he crash into a big room groaning as the audience laughs heartily)

Iron Patriot: Damn it, my engines are shot! (yelps) And I gotta piss! Oooh, ooh!

(Iron Patriot tries to get the suit off but it's glued on tight)

Iron Patriot: No! I'm stuck! Help, damn it!

(The men rush over to help get Osborn out of the suit. The villain scream as the attempts goes on)

Iron Patriot: AHHHHHH! I PISSED MYSELF!!!!

(The soldiers groan as the audience laugh some more at that. We cut to the hosts (who got outside safely) as they laugh with their friends)

Spider-Man: Well, looks like we one-up on Osborn today, eh?

Mary Jane: You betcha.

Lilo: Got to say, people say it's damn hard to pull a prank on that sinister goblin, but we proved them wrong.

Stitch: Ih!

Cream: (to camera) Folks, our episode for this season is done and what a bad ass one it is! We like to thank Spider-Man and Mary-Jane Watson for helping us!

Spider-Man: Your welcome from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

(The audience claps for this)

Lilo: Folks, we're outta time for now. Join us next time when we pull pranks on that bitch of a witch, Maleficent.

Cream: Looks like hard ass to me.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Until then, have a nice time!

(The audience applaud some more as we fade to black, ending the episode)