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And now for your own amusement, it's Toon Neighbors from Hell time!!!

Episode 3: The Moronic Wolf

(The new episode starts as we see some sort of fairy tale land, with the usual bull s**t.Anyway, music plays as the usual narrator speaks)

Announcer: Hello, folks! Eager to seek revenge on people who piss you off? Well, you aren't the only ones! Welcome to a brand new episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Your hosts and prank meisters, Lilo and Cream!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese appear in front of the camera held by Kenny)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to a spanking new episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell where we the hosts will be the ones doing all the spanking!

Cream: (giggles) Right! You saw how we made an ass out of Paulie in the last episode. But we are not done yet! This episode's victim is one of the most nastiest and hatest bully ever...

(Stitch holds up a picture of a familiar wolf)

Stitch: Ih! Bobbie!

(The audience laughs as Lilo explains)

Lilo: His name is Bobcat the Wolf, the Bobcat Goldthwait soundalike from the Third Pig episode of Tales from the Crypt. He has killed three pigs, framing the other. Well, maybe it's time for him to once again be the receiving end of the punishment!

Cream: On today's show, we will be performing six hiliarious pranks and tricks on Bobcat, one that will make him rue the day he was born, so prepare yourself for this is one fairytale that will make you roll down the aisles in stitches.

Stitch: Ih, when we're done, Bobbie will be one in stitches!

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is on the move. Time to skin this wolf.

Lilo: Folks, follow us as we prepare pranks that can be to die for.

Cream: If we're lucky!

(We see the hosts waiting outside the bar as they peek in. They saw Bobcat drinking)

Bobcat: Ha ha ha ha ha! Damn, after what I did to those little piggies, I think it's time I go for a bigger challenge. Time to do what I was planning...no wait, I did that last week. I know! I will go after Red Riding Hood! Hee hee, I know she's on her way to grandma's house.

(With a smirk, Stitch grabs some rope and quickly tie it to nails on each side of the board.)

Stitch: Hide!

(The group leave just as Bobcat is getting out...and trip over the rope. The wolf scream as he fell into the mud, making the audience laugh a bit)

Bobcat: What the...?!

(The wolf got up and snarl as he saw the rope. Bobcat removes the rope before storming off)

Lilo: Well, one prank done. Time for prank number two.

Cream: Well, let's go to the woods. Keep that camera rolling, Kenny!

(The five run off quickly. Just then Cheese saw a mouse trap and pick it up. They pass by a familiar house with a basket lying there)

Lilo: Looks like Red hasn't left yet.

(Cheese giggles as he put the mousetrap in the basket. Red appears and pick up the basket, heading into the woods)

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is in the woods. Hope you four got a great trap set up.

Lilo: (smirks) Oh we do, we do.

(The group heads into the woods quickly and continues on. They found some sort of an electrical cord and takes it)

Lilo: This could be useful.

(Somewhere in the woods, Red was walking through and looks surprised as a familiar wolf appears)

Bobcat: Hey little girl! Where are you going?

Red: On my way to grandma's mouse, of course.

Bobcat: Nice, very nice. You know you shouldn't be out here...alone, right?

(Bobcat was trying to sneak something out of Red's basket, unknown to the girl)

Red: Well, not really. It's just...

(The wolf reach into the basket...and yells in alarm as the mousetrap snaps on his fingers causing him to yell)

Bobcat: AHHHHHHHHH!

Red: (notices) Hey, you tried to steal some goodies from me, you thieving dumbass!

(Red got some mace out and spray Bobcat causing him to scream as we hear the audience laughing. The wolf yell and curses as the girl runs away)

Bobcat: Damn it, she'll pay for that!

(The group reach some sort of petting zoo in the middle of the place)

Lilo: Wow, what's the odd of this place being in the woods?

Cream: (giggles) None I guess.

(Stitch saw some chalk and takes it. He saw a cage with a dangerous gorilla nearby with a sign that said 'Warning: Dangerous Gorilla. Stay behind line at all times'! With a smirk, the alien erases the chalk line on the ground and draw a new line dangerously close to the gorilla)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: (notices) Bobcat has just arrives.

Lilo: (giggling) This is going to be sweeet.

(Bobcat goes to the cage of the gorilla, staying where he thought he should be standing)

Bobcat: (smirking) Ha ha ha ha ha! Look at the ugly brute, hey damn smelly ape! You are no good, ha ha ha ha ha a!

(Bobcat kept on mocking the gorilla. Bad idea as the animal roars as pounds the wolf on the head many times, making the audience laughs. Bobcat got back up and yells furiously, looking upset. He breaths in and out for a bit.)

Bobcat: Damn, why should I even be here?! I gotta get to Grandma's house for appetizer and dinner!

(The wolf left as the hosts, in hiding watch)

Lilo: Well, time for us to make a little visit of our own.

Cream: (giggles) Yeah!

(The group took a shortcut to the house, picking up a dynamite kit in the progress, and enters the place. The woman is sleeping right now. Stitch puts one end of the electrical cord into the outlet and ties it to the doorknob.)

Stitch: He will make a 'shocking entrance'. Hee hee.

(Cheese flies over to Grandma and yells a few time.)

Grandma: (waking up) Huh, what?!

Lilo: Listen, madam. You are needed in the next room.

Grandma: Huh? Well, I guess Red has shown up early.

(The old woman goes into the next room.)

Lilo: Don't come out for another few minutes, okay?

(The hosts quickly went to work on taking a few objects in the room and making some sort of fake dummy.)

Hosts: Hee hee hee.

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay, the big and dumb wolf is near the house. I hope you four are prepared.

Stitch: Ih, we are.

(The hosts hide in a closet as the camera goes to outside the house while Bobcat approaches. Just then we see an important announcement sign)

Announcer: We interrupt this episode for a sad announcement.

(Cut to a room where Shadow himself is sitting, looking sad and concerned)

Shadow: Folks, I'm sad to say that Wayne Allwine, the one who was currently voicing Mickey Mouse, has pass away two days ago. As such, today's episode will be in the memory of our pal Wayne. We will, for a moment, show clips of Wayne Allwine in all his glory.

(We now see clips of Wayne Allwine doing voicework just as Mickey Mouse shows and such. Cut back to Shadow)

Shadow: Wayne, we will miss you. And now, back to today's episode.

(We cut back to the episode as Bobcat goes to the door looking eagerly)

Bobcat: Hee hee, I will just come...

(Bobcat suddenly tries the doorknob...and got electrocuted big time. The audience laughs as the wolf hits the ground hard)

Bobcat: Damn, damn, god frigging damn it!!!

(The wolf growls a bit before spying the window and quickly enters the house through it. Bobcat smirks as he saw what appears to be Granny nearby)

Bobcat: Appetizier!

(Bobcat eagerly bit into the dummy and begins chewing. That is until he notices some familiar fuses lit)

Bobcat: Oh s...

(An explosion occurs following by some laughter. Bobcat groans a bit as the audience laughs, especially the hosts still in hiding)

Lilo: (giggles) What a dorky ass wolf.

Cream: Yeah.

Bobcat: God frigging damn it!!! I don't have time for this!!!

(Bobcat, removing the cord from the door, get into Granny's clothes and got into bed. Soon Red came into the house a while later)

Red: Hey Grandma, is that you?

Bobcat: (bad Granny voice) Why, yes, Red. Come closer dear so I can ea...errr, greet you.

Red: Grandma, what's with yours? And those ears? Your teeth? And that smelling breath of yours? (sniffs) Eeeeew! You smell like a dog.

Bobcat (normal, pissed off): Hey, just for that, I say I will eat you now!!!

(Red gasps as the wolf got out and chase her. Bobcat chase her into the kitchen...where Granny is still there)

Bobcat: (noticed) What the...?!

Granny: Hey! What the hell are you doing chasing my granddaughter, you pedophile?!

Bobcat: Now hold...

(The old woman got a shotgun out and open fire on Bobcat who scream as he runs away. The audience laughs like mad as the wolf is chased out of the house and away as the old woman kept firing on him.)

Red: (cheering) Go get him, Granny!

(The hosts laugh as they came out of the house while watching the scene)

Lilo: Now this is one version of Little Red Riding Hood that should've happen. Bobcat will be feeling that one later on!

Cream: (giggling) Yeah!

Stitch: Ih!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, this has been another great episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Next tme around, we will be sticking it to that pansy ass 'keep your hands to yourself' Numbuh 363!

Cream: Until next time, bye everyone!

(The hosts fade goodbye as the audience applauds. We now fade to black ending the episode.)