Episode 37: Lilo and Friends' Villain Hunt

(We cut to inside an ark as the usual narrator spoke)

Narrator: Welcome to the year 2010 and another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Damn it, welcome back your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as the familiar hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to another episode where we take down the villains, creeps, etc. and not bother taking names.

Cream: This is great! We took down Negaduck in our last episode and now we're ready to do some two villain ass kicking.

Cheese: Chao, chao.

Stitch: Helping us in this episode, from "Yogi's Treasure Hunt", Yogi and his pals!

(The audience applaud as we see Yogi himself nearby waving. Some Hanna-Barbera stars pass by, waving)

Yogi: Hey hey, everyone. I'm ready to help ya in this episode as is everyone else here.

Lilo: Good. (to camera) Folks, the bullies we will be pranking are none other than those cheating, disgusting and nasty creeps Dick Dastardly and his mutt Muttley.

Stitch: Cheating assholes!

Yogi: I agree. So how about we pull pranks on them to get even?

Cream: That's the plan! 8 as usual!

Boo-Boo: (appearing) Almost there, Yogi.

Lilo: (to camera) Good, get ready before the ass kicking will soon begin!!!

(The ark lands near where Dick and Muttley are at as the crew got out. Lilo and her friends enter first and found the two villains working on their machine)

Dick: Come on, Muttley, I don't got all day!

Muttley: (growling)

(Muttlye put down his oil can as he leaves.)

Cream: (smirks) Idea time.

(Cream grab some gum and stuff it into one end of the oil can, before putting it down)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: This is going to kick ass.

(Cream grabs a marker and some marbles. With a smirk, she drop them on the floor before the gang left)

Cream: Oh yeah, this is going to be so damn funny.

(Muttley, getting back to work, grab the oil can and tries to use it, but it's jammed. The dog confused look at the end and hit it, causing a bubble to be blown like hell. A few minutes later and it explode, sending oil all over Muttley. The audience laugh as the dog curse and yell.)

Dick's Voice: What's wrong, Muttley?

(Dick comes into the room but slip on the marbles on the floor causing him to yell as he land on the floor. The audience laughs as Dick got up and curse angrily)

Dick: Damn, damn, damn it all!

(Muttley snicker at this in amusement)

Dick: Shut up!

(We see Lilo whistling while messing around with Dick's picture.)

Lilo: Hee hee.

(We see Huckleberry taking out a stick of automatic TNT and white paint along with some other crap. He now made a fake bone before putting it down)

Huckleberry: Shucks, this is going to hurt big time.

Cream: We know!

(Stitch picks up a huge pipe and some rope)

Quick Draw: Whatcha going to do with that?

Stitch: (smirks) Hell.

(The group leaves the room. Stitch ties one end of the rope to the door and the other to the big pipe, then get it on top of the door)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Boo-Boo pick up some fly paper and look at it)

Boo-Boo: Looks like a perfect idea for a prank, Yogi.

Yogi: Looks like it, Boo-Boo.

(In the previous room, Dick and Muttley returns. The human gasp in shock as he saw his own picture vandalized causing him to curse and scream. The audience laughs at this.)

Dick: Drat, drat, double drat!!!!

(Dick growls as he tries to clean up the picture. Muttley, spotting the "bone", begins to chew on it. Suddenly it explodes on both the villains. The audience frigging laugh as the two are covered in ash)

Dick: Damn it, Muttley, this is your fault!

Muttley: Grrrrrrrr!

(We see Yogi putting down the fly paper on some steps)

Yogi: (grins) I'm smarting than the average bear. Hee hee hee.

(We see Stitch, digging a hole at the bottom of the steps, finishing)

Stitch: Stitch's done!

Lilo: All right, time to mess with those assholes' cars.

Snagglepuss: That would be interesting, crazy even!

Cream: (to herself) Yep, he's gay.

(The group quickly goes over to the garage. Meanwhile we see the annoyed vilalin pair still inside the house)

Dick: I will punish you later, Muttley. Right now, we got a race to cheat!

Muttley: (growl)

(Dick opens the door to go outside but this cause the huge pipe to go swinging at the villain, hitting him and sending his ass to the ground. The audience laughs as did Muttley. But the dog step on the fly paper, getting caught and tripping down the damn stairs. He yelp as he fell into the new hole at the bottom. The audience laugh as Dick and Muttley yell and curse. Inside the garage....)

Stitch: (smirks) Damn cursing and humiliation. Music to Stitch's ear. 2 more pranks to go.

(Stitch pulls out two whoopie cushions and put them in the damn chairs. We see Yogi messing around with the inside of the car before closing the lid)

Yogi: Well, things oughta get interesting. Heh heh heh.

Lilo: Right. The last two pranks are set up. Time to leave and watch the hiliarity unfold!

(The group left quickly. Dick and Muttley came back, both pissed off)

Dick: Ugh! I don't have time for these tricks. Time we get our race car ready!

Muttley: (growl in agreement)

(The two villains got into their race car and suddenly farting noises are heard upon them sitting down. Dick and Muttley look shocked and embarrassed while the audience laugh at them. The two took out the cushions)

Dick: Drat, drat, and double drat!!!! I hate this trick! Muttley, get us out of here.

(Muttley nods as he push a button. Without warning, the two villains are send flying out of the car and crashing through the roof. The audience laugh at them as they are send flying into the sky before they came to the ground crashing)

Dick's Voice: Damn it, Muttley, this is your butt!

(Muttley is heard groaning. Lilo's group and the guest stars laugh in amusement)

Boo-Boo: Gee, looks like Dick and Muttley aren't happy at this, Yogi.

Yogi: Good! We don't want them to.

Lilo: What fine 8 pranks we pulled. Yogi, Boo-Boo and pals, thanks for helping us out.

Huckleberry: Shucks, thanks.

Quick Draw: No problem!

Cream: Yeah, we kicked some ass today and Dick and Muttley got pranked big time.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, our episode is done for now. In our next episode, Spider-Man and his friend Mary-Jane Watson help us in pulling pranks on that Marvel creep Norman Osborn. Until next time....

Stitch: (waving) Bye!

(Everyone waves as the audience cheer like hell. We fade to black, ending the episode)