Episode 34: Heckling the Hecklers

(We fade in to inside the Muppet Theater as the narrator spoke out)

Narrator: All right, by popular demand, they are back to kick ass. It's time for Toon Neighbors from Hell! And now your temporarily hosts, Shadow and Kenny!

(The audience applaud as Shadow and Kenny appear)

Shadow: Hey everyone. As you know, Lilo and her pals are still on vacation so we are still filling in. In the last episode as you recall, we dumped that Kids Next Door villain Father into some trash.

Kenny: (Right. We are here to pull some pranks on some critics.)

Shadow: Helping us once more are our old pals, the Muppets. Kermt!

(The audience applaud as Kermit appear)

Kermit: Hi-ho, everyone, I'm glad to be back to help out on this great show.

Shadow: Right. In this episode, we are pulling pranks on the critics who come to the show every night and heckle. They are of course Statler and Waldorf.

Kenny: (Right, old geezers with big mouths. I think that deserves some payback, right?)

Kermit: Not evil but some of their more severe hecklings do called for it.

Shadow: (to camera) Damn it, folks, we are not pulling 8 pranks this time around, so stick around as we get under way.

(The group goes up to the balcony)

Shadow: So this is where those assholes sit every week, huh?

Kermit: That is the case.

Shadow: Good. Got a wrench?

(Kermit nods as he gave a wrench to the host. Shadow take out some springs and put them in the chair, adjusting them a bit)

Shadow: Heh heh heh.

(The group now head backstage a bit and grab some anchors, putting them into some pies)

Kermit: Fozzie got something for his act. Which is coming right up!

Fozzie: (appearing) Oh sorry, Kermit, gotta get to my act, doing so sir!

(Fozzie grabs the pies and rush to the stage. We now see Statler and Waldorf sitting in their chairs)

Statler: Another day, another dumb show.

Waldorf: Tell me about it. (notices) Oh, the bear is up.

(Fozzie appears on stage, putting the trapped pies into the cannon)

Fozzie: All right, folks, this is the part where I throw pies at the audience!

Statler: And this is the best part where we take a nap!

Hecklers: HO HO HO HO!

Fozzie: Aww, pay no attention to them.

(Fozzie fires the pies, missing the audience but two of them hit Statler and Waldorf, knocking them both out. The audience laugh a bit)

Fozzie: Wow, they did take a nap!

(The two hecklers woke up)

Statler: What happened?

Waldorf: We got knocked out, that's what. (notices) Hey, I think those Muppets made these chairs into the comfy ones.

Statler: Really? About time! Let's test them out.

(The old jackasses pull the new levers...but got send flying out of the balcony, to the ground below)

Hecklers: AHHHHHH!

(The audience laugh at that as we see the usual group backstage)

Kenny: (Woo-hoo! 2 damn pranks down, 6 to go!)

Kermit: Yeah, looks like we're off to a fresh start.

Kenny: (Okay, any chance we could get those two back here?)

Kermit: Hmmm, I think that can be arranged.

(We now see Shadow grabbing some growth food and then going over to a plant, feeding the stuff to it)

Shadow: Heh heh, wonderful.

(Kenny grab some tacks and put them in two chairs.)

Kenny: (Hee hee hee.)

Shadow: Okay, let's see if Miss Piggy and Gonzo can help us in the next damn four.

(As the two leave, Statler and Waldorf came backstage with Kermit)

Kermit: I assure you two, you won't have any trouble back here.

Statler: Eh, bad enough we have to watch your show in the balcony.

Waldorf: But we gotta watch it back here.

Hecklers: HO HO HO HO!

Kermit: Here's a plant to keep you guys company.

(Kermit gave the trapped plant to Statler as he and Waldorf sat down in chairs. The two kept in alarm as their asses touch the tacks causing them to jump forward. The audience laughs at that)

Statler: Oooh, I knew those income 'tacks' would come back and bite us in the butt!

Waldorf: Leave the jokes to the bear, Statler. What's this plant?

(Suddenly the plant grow and tangle vines around the two, tossing them around playfully before sending them into a wall. The audience laughs)

Statler: (groaning) Apparently a fighting one.

(The two old men groan as they land to the floor with a thud.)

Kermit: (to himself) Well, 4 pranks left to go...

(The group goes inside Miss Piggy's dressing room as the pig was sleeping. With a smirk, Kenny opens the drawer and took out some pearls.)

Kenny: (This oughta kick some ass.)

Shadow: Hmmm, look at this, one of those light things....

(Shadow takes out a bullhorrn and switch it with the light thing.)

Shadow: (smirks) Heh heh heh heh.

(The hosts quickly go out of the dressing room and hid in a wardrobe nearby. Statler and Waldorf came into the dressing room, spotting Piggy asleep.)

Waldorf: The pig's asleep.

Statler: (spots the light thing) Hey, wanna watch me tease her by shining a light on her?

Waldorf: You betcha I want to!

(Statler grabs the horn and press the lever. To his surprise, a noise came out, waking Miss Piggy in the progress)

Miss Piggy: Huh?! (notices) Oh, you two! Bad enough you wanna heckle us but you wanna disturb moi from her beauty sleep?!

Statler: Beauty sleep! Ha, you need a lot of it. Like an eternity.

Miss Piggy: (angrily) How dare you! Hi-yah!!

(Miss Piggy karate chops the two old guys send them flying out of the dressing room and onto the floor. As usual, the audience laughs.)

Statler and Waldorf: Ouch!

(With a smirk, Shadow drops the pearl on Statler as he and Kenny rush off. Miss Piggy came out and gasp in alarm.)

Miss Piggy: My pearls!!!

(Miss Piggy grabs the damn pearls as the old men got up)

Waldorf: Ugh, that hurt...

Miss Piggy: (angrily) Try to steal from me as well?! I will hurt you more!

Statler: (horrified) Wait, don't...

(Miss Piggy angrily beat the hell out of Statler and Waldorf, sending them flying. The audience laughs like mad as Shadow and Kenny came up to Kermit)

Kermit: Well, you got six pranks done, two to go.

Shadow: Right. Looks like we're kicking ass now.

(Now we see Shadow and Kenny entering the dressing room, grabbing string and some cooking oil. With a smirk Kenny then tie one end of the string to the cannon lever with the other to the doorknob. The two left, closing the damn door, while Shadow put a sign that said "Exit" on it.)

Shadow: Heh heh heh. One more prank to set up.

Kenny: (notices) (Look!)

(Shadow and Kenny saw Gonzo juggling knives happily.)

Gonzo: Oh boy, once I'm done with these knives, I will juggle the cannonbals. Juggling dangerously would be a great act.

Shadow: (smirks) And a great prank to us.

(Shadow put the cooking oil stuff onto the cannonballs.)

Shadow: Heh heh heh.

(Shadow and Kenny hide as Gonzo takes the cannonballs. Statler and Waldorf show up)

Statler: Juggling. As if the weirdo's acts aren't bad enough.

Waldorf: Well, if he hits him himself, we won't have to see his stupid act!

Hecklerss: Ho ho ho ho ho!

Gonzo: (yelps) Whoa!

(Two of the cannonballs slip from Gonzo's hands as they land on the hecklers, causing them down. Another one drops one a part of the board that the weirdo is on, setting him damn flying. The audience laughs as the hecklers got up)

Statler: Gah! The backstage is more dangerous than I thought! I say we leave!

Waldorf: (notices) There's the exit. Let's go. I got enough cannonballs for one day.

(The two rush to what they think is the exit. Statler opens the door, causing the cannon to go off like hell. Another cannonballs hit the two hecklers, sending them flying through the backstage area and through a wall. The audience laughs as Shadow and Kenny came out with grins)

Shadow: All right, 8 pranks set up and frigging done!

Kermit: I guess you guys have succeeded.

Kenny: (Yep, those damn hecklers should got some payback from us!)

Hecklers's Voices: Ugh...

Shadow: They'll be okay, but they will be wiser than ever.

All: NOT!

(The audience laughs as they applaud)

Shadow: (to camera) Folks, we are done with another episode of Toon Neighbors from us. We like to thank the Muppets for helping us out, unknowingly or no.

Kermt: Gee, thanks to be helping you guys again, I guess.

Kenny: (Join us next time when Sam and Max returns as we help them pull off some damn pranks on those annoying former child stars the Soda Poppers. Until then...)

All: See ya!

(Everyone wave as the audience applaud. We fade to black, ending the episode)