Episode 33: Operation: Kick Father's Ass

(We fade in to outside a mansion as the narrator spoke up)

Narrator: Folks, it's time for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell. With your hosts while Lilo and her pals are away, Shadow and Kenny.

(The audience applaud as Shadow and Kenny appear)

Shadow: Hey folks. Lilo and her pals are still on vacation but we're still willing to do some pranks in their presence.

Kenny: (Right, we pull a lot of Mr. Burns in the last episode so we oughta kick some ass in this episode.)

Shadow: First off, we welcome back some old pals of ours, Sector V of the Kids Next Door. Give it up!

(The audience applaud as the Kids Next Door appear, shaking hands and hugging the temps)

Numbuh 2: Man, shame Stitch isn't here.

Kenny: (Awww, he will be back when his vacation is over. Anyway, you ready for some fun?)

Numbuh 3: You bet! Whom we're pranking this time?

Shadow: Nigel's uncle Benedict, AKA Father.

Numbuh 1: He's more of a menace than my uncle.

Shadow: True. Anyway, we are going to be pulling 6 pranks on him in this episode, so this is going to get good.

Numbuh 4: Hell yeah, it is! I cannot wait!

Kenny: (Let's do this crap!)

(The group enter a room. Numbuh 5 search through a drawer and pick up a marker and some glue. She then use the marker onto a picture of himself nearby)

Numbuh 5: Hee hee hee.

(The group enter the kitchen now. Shadow saw some pancakes nearby along with some maple syrup. Taking the glue he switch the jars as well as the labels.)

Shadow: (smirks) Sweet.

(Numbuh 3 picks up a bucket and fill it with water. Now the group leaves the room. Meanwhile, we see Father entering a familiar hallway)

Father: Ugh, things are getting damn annoying thanks to those kids. I...

(Father yelp as he saw his vandalized picture making him scream and curse. The audience laugh at that before the villain clean the said picture off)

Father: I knew it, those kids are at it again! Ugh!

(We now see Kenny picking up a saw as they enter the living room. With a damn smirk, he saw off the villain's chairs a bit while Numbuh 2 mess with the TV antenna)

Numbuh 2: Heh heh heh. This is going to be soooo coool.

(Back inside the kitchen, Father sat down and pour the "maple syrup" on pancakes.)

Father: At least nothing will get in the way of my eating today.

(Father chew a few of the pancakes, but yelp as his fork got stuck in his mouth)

Father: (mumbling) What the hell?!

(The villain scream as he tries to get the fork out while the audience laugh at this. Father explode melting the spoon and glue while he curse madly)

Father: THIS IS WHY I HATE ALL KIDS, INCLUDING THE ONES THAT AREN'T REALLY MY OWN!!!

(Now then, we see the heroes sneaking into the bathroom as Numbuh 5 stole some soap.)

Numbuh 5: Man, oh baby, I can't wait for this episode to end in a hellva kinda way. Heh heh heh.

(We see Father returning to the living room, pissed off)

Father: Ugh. So much for pancakes. At least I can watch my...

(Father gasp in shock as he saw his TV all static like with the antenna messed up)

Father: WHAT THE HELL?!

(The villain rush to the TV itself, screaming and cursing while the audience laugh. Father groans as he fix the antenna before going into his chair)

Father: There, that should...

(Suddenly the villain's chair collapse sending Father backwards onto the floor. The audience laugh as the villain got up, screaming and cursing)

Father: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(We see Numbuh 5 putting the soap onto the floor in a hallway while Numbuh 3 put the bucket of water on top of a doorway)

Shadow: This is going to be sweet.

Kenny: (Hey, I hear the asshole coming.)

(The group hide as Father came out of the living room through the trapped dooe. Suddenly the bucket fell over and cover the villain's head with it and the water)

Father: WHAT THE HELL?!

(The audience laughs a bit. The villain step on the soap and slip through it, landing into a chute nearby, making them laugh more)

Shadow: Out of curiosity, where the hell did that chute goes to?

Numbuh 1: (smirks) The trash.

(Sure enough, we see the trash area with a lot of crap in it as Father falls in through the top of the area and into the garbage, making the audience laugh more)

Father: AHHHHH! AND I JUST GOT CLEANED!!!

(We cut back to the hosts as they laugh themselves)

Numbuh 2: All right, that was cool!

Numbuh 5: Tell me about it.

Shadow: Another episode done. One thing for sure, Father is going to be needing a big bath after this.

Numbuh 1: Don't I know it.

Shadow: (to camera) Folks, we like to thank the Kids Next Door for helping us.

(The audience applaud as the Sector V kids grin)

Numbuh 4: Hell, I can't wait to do it again sometime.

Shadow: We hope so too. (to camera) Join us next time as we and our old pals the Muppets pull pranks on those old men critics Statler and Waldorf. Until next time...

All: Have a good day!

(The audience applaud as we fade to black, ending another episode)