Episode 35: More Than Jerks!

(We fade in to Sam and Max's neighborhood as we hear the usual announcer)

Narrator: Folks, get ready for another damn episode of...

All: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Narrator: Right! Once again, your temporarily hosts, Shadow and Kenny!

(The audience applaud as Shadow and Kenny appears with smiles)

Shadow: Hey folks. Lilo and her pals are still on their vacation but we got word that they will be back next episode.

(The audience applaud happily)

Kenny: (Right, we did some of their crap so far, including pranking the hecklers Statler and Waldorf. We are now ready to kick some ass.)

Shadow: We now welcome back some more old pals of ours. Sam and Max!

(The audience applaud as Sam and Max appears)

Shadow: Welcome back to the hosts, you two.

Max: I hope this ends badly for the bad guys! I am itching for some pranking!

Sam: You sure are, little buddy.

Shadow: Right, let's show the folks whom we're dealing with now.

(We see three pictures of the Soda Poppers)

Sam: The Soda Poppers, annoying child stars turned devil prince turn assholes.

Max: Soon they will be turned...into mud! Hee hee hee.

Kenny: (Right, we are pulling eight pranks on them today. We will pull 2 on each one, making that six.)

Shadow: Then damn it, we will pull the last two on them altogether.

Max: All right!

Shadow: Folks, stay with us, because we're about to do some prank giving. They are in this neighborhood somewhere so let's fish them out, shall we?

Sam: Yeah, we shall!

(We see the heroes spying on Specs who is spray painting)

Max: Foolish ass, does he not remember the last time?!

(Specs pause and put his glasses down for a moment. Shadow grab them and quickly spray paint them before putting them back)

Shadow: Watch this.

(Shadow rush to a nearby sewer lid and open it. Specs put his glasses on and yelp)

Specs: Gah! I can't see!

(Specs rush around blindly then fell into the opened sewer hole. The audience laugh at that.)

Max: All right, sweet! Allow me to take the next prank!

(Max grab some rope, tying one end to a bus and put the other in a loop near the sewer hole.)

Max: Hee hee hee.

(Max hid as Specs, glasses cleaned, climb out of the sewer hole, his hand unknowingly goes into the lioop.)

Specs: Ick! I got messed up! And I just cleaned these clothes!

(Suddenly the damn bus drove off as the rope grabs Specs, making him as he got dragged away like mad. The audience laughs again)

Shadow: (smirks) Good work, Max.

Max: I called them as I see them, Shadow!

Kenny: (Kick ass! Six more pranks to go. Now for Peepers!)

(We now see the group entering a store (not Bosco's) as they see Peepers trying to get some coffee)

Peepers: Damn machine, never works.

Shadow: Well, how shall we get vengeance on Peepers this time?

Sam: I got an idea.

(Peepers leaves to get something. Sam meanwhile goes to the coffee maker while grabbing a wrench. He smells with it quickly)

Sam: Heh heh heh heh.

(The group sneak over and grab some TNT)

Kenny: (I love this damn country!)

Max: Me too, what a coincidence!

(Peepers goes back to the machine and try to get some coffee, but the machine squirt hot stuff onto him, causing the asshole to scream and the audience to laugh.)

Peepers: AHHHHHHH!

(Peeper groans as he quickly head to the stand to buy a hot dog. Shadow, grabbing some matches, lit the TNT and switch a hot dog with it)

Shadow: Heh heh heh.

(The store owner take a TNT unknowingly and put it in a damn bun which he sold to Peepers)

Peepers: Hmmmm, this hot dog is going to be a big bang.

(Suddenly an explosion occurred as we now see Peepers covered in ash, coughing before falling to the store floor. The audience laugh)

Sam: All right, looks like 4 pranks to go.

Shadow: Right. Next up, that damn ass Whizzer.

(At a cafe, the group saw Whizzer getting a lunch and such)

Sam: Okay, there's the next part of the Soda Poppers. Look, they're serving tomatoes.

Shadow: Right, it makes him take a crap for a long time. Gives me one hell of an idea. Heh heh heh.

(Shadow grabs a bottle of ketchup and sneak over to where Whizzer has left his lunch tempoarily. The hedgehog squirt the same stuff inside the burger)

Shadow: Heh heh heh.

Kenny: (Hey, I found a damn cherry bomb.)

(Kenny picks up a cherry bomb nearby)

Sam: You up for some explosive diarreha, little buddy.

Max: (smirks) Hell yeah.

(The group goes into the bathroom as Whizzer returns to eat his lunch)

Whizzer: Oh boy, time to eat!

(Whizzer eats his burger very fast then smiles a bit)

Whizzer: Ah, that was...

(Whizzer yelps as he begins to hold himself)

Whizzer: Gah! I knew I have ate too much! Time out for number 2!!!!

(The audience laughs as Whizzer rush into the bathroom, going into a stall. Inside there, Max takes the cherry bomb from Kenny and flush it down the toilet)

Max: Banzai!

(The group rush out of the bathroom. Suddenly the toilets throughout the place explode as Whizzer got send exploding out of the bathroom stall he's in. The audience laugh at that as we see the hosts)

Sam: All right, good work, little buddy.

Max: Time it's time we really kick some ass!

Shadow: Right. The last two pranks we will pull on them together.

Kenny: (Woo-hoo!)

(We see the Soda Poppers, bruised up and together)

Specs: Were you pranked as well?

Whizzer: I know, ouch! I say we gotta get away from this damn city.

Peepers: I agree!

Specs: I got the three tickets to out of town.

(We see the hosts watching)

Shadow: (quietly) Okay, who's up for some beaten up soda jerks?

Max: Me me, oh me!

(Kenny hold up some tickets)

Kenny: (Thank God we stop by that ticket booth. Now let's see get some mud onto these boobs.)

(Sam nods as he take out a device and slide it very fast near the Soda Poppers. Whizzer step on it and suddenly it explode, sending mud all over the three. The audience laugh at that.)

Sam: One of the Geek's best inventions yet! A Mud Bomb.

Specs: Gah! I just got this uniform cleaned!

Peepers: We gotta get cleaned up or we'll missed our bus!

Whizzer: (notices) A cleaning place is nearby. Sweet!

(The Soda Poppers enter the place, followed by the quiet hosts. We see them cleaning their outfits.)

Shadow: (quietly) Now for the next part.

(Shadow took the tickets from Kenny and quickly grab some clothes nearby. He switch the Soda Poppers' usual clothes with the new ones as well as the damn tickets.)

Shadow: (smirks) Heh heh heh.

(A while later, we see the Soda Poppers in their new outfits, unknown to them, that look like KKK ones at the bus station.)

Peepers: Hey Specs, are you sure these are our outfits? They look different.

Specs: They got changed in the wash, okay?! Come on, let's get on the bus. We're at Gate KA.

(The jerks got on the mentioned bus that drove away with them on it. Inside, the Soda Poppers notice that they are surrounded by glaring pissed off African American people)

Whzizer: (uneasily) Why are these guys looking at us?

African American man: Damn it, man! It's the f**king KKK!

African American man 2: Kill those mother f**kers!

(We hear beating up noises inside the bus as well as the Soda Poppers' scream. The audience laugh at that in triumph)

Max: Sweet, sounds of assholes getting beaten up! Music to my ears!

Shadow: Same here. (to camera) Folks, looks like the Soda Poppers got what's coming to them.

Kenny: (Hell yeah! Nothing is more violent than pissed off African Americans...but there are some higher.)

Shadow: We like to thank Sam and Max for helping us out in this episode.

Sam: No problem.

Max: We love to kick ass and forget names.

(The audience applaud as Shadow speaks.)

Shadow: That's our episode for now. Lilo and her pals should be coming back in the next episode where we go after that St. Canard creep Negaduck. Until next time....

All: Later, assholes!

(The hosts wave as the audience applaud some more. We fade to black, ending the episode)