Episode 32: Burns to Pay

(We begin this episode outside the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant as we see...Shadow the Hedgehog and Kenny?!)

Shadow: Hey folks, thought you were expecting Lilo and the others, huh? Well, they have taken some time off to spend time with their friends and families so Kenny and I will do the pranks in their place.

Kenny: (mumbling) Right, may as well as we got some kick ass pranks of our own! Woo-hoo!

Shadow: On today's episode, we welcome back an old friend, Bart Simpson!

(The audience applaud as Bart skateboards onto the scene. Once he's done, the boy shake hands with Shadow and Kenny)

Bart: Hey man, too bad Lilo and the others can't make it.

Kenny: (They need the time off.)

Bart: So who's holding the camera?

Shadow: We got a robot doing it. See?

Bart: (looks at the camera) Oh yeah. Okay, let's talk about today's subject.

Shadow: Right. Lilo and her pals pranked Roderick in the past episode, today's episode involve the old, evil and rich typhoon Charles Montgomery Burns...

Kenny: (Or Mr. Burns as he demands to be called.)

Bart: Man, we are so going to kick some ass.

Shadow: Right. We got six pranks so stick around, we're going to do some stuff you normally see Lilo and her pals do.

(The three sneaks into the factory quickly. Bart open a drawer nearby and pulls out a whoopie cushion and a nuclear case)

Bart: The stuff they keep in these things

(The group goes upstairs into Burns's office, the man isn't there. Bart put the whoopie cushion into the seat)

Bart: Heh heh.

(Kenny smirks as he take out a bottle of some pills and put them into Burns' drink)

Kenny: (mumbling) Oh yeah, this will kick ass.

(Shadow pull a lever, revealing a passage to Burns's secret washroom which they enter. First they enter the bathroom where Kenny stole some toilet paper and turn on a nearby sink, stuffing the paper in there.)

Kenny: (Heh heh heh)

(Meanwhile we see Burns returning with Smithers)

Burns: Layabouts, all of them. If it weren't the fact that I need them to keep this damn factory going....

(Burns sat in his chair which gave out a fart sound much to his shock and embarrassment. The audience laughs as Smithers remove a whoopie cushion)

Burns: (angrily) Smithers, what the devil?!

Smithers: Looks like a joke, sir.

Burns: Ugh! I need my coffee.

(Burns drank his coffee from his cup all the way, unaware that Kenny 'poisoned' it. A pause, then the old man begins to yelp in alarm)

Burns: Gah! My ass, I gotta, Smithers, help me!

Smithers: Mr. Burns!

(The audience laughs as Mr. Smithers help Burns up)

Burns: I gotta crap, I can't believe my old age bowels have turned on me!!!

Smithers: Oh sir...

(The hosts take some soap out and quickly drop it on a stairway before leaving the area. Burns and Smithers came in...and slip on some soap, falling down some stairs, making the audience laugh at that.)

Burns: What the devil?!

Smithers: I'm sooooo sorry, sir!

Burns: Shut up and get me to the crapper!!!!

(In a hallway of the factory, the three approach a plant. Bart smirks as he fed it the ooze from the nuclear case)

Bart: Heh heh heh.

Shadow: Good. One more prank to go, and I know what to use.

(Back in the bathroom, the two arrive. Burns gasp as he saw the sink overrunning the bathroom. The villain scream and curse like mad)

Burns: Smithers!!!

Smithers: (yelping) Isn't my fault! I hope.

(Meanwhile, we see Shadow and the hosts going over to some sort of bubble)

Shadow: What's this?

Bart: Homer told me about that. It's an oxygen bubble that Burns uses for protection.

Kenny: (smirks) (Let's see if it protect him from this.)

(Shadow grabs a big rubber thing nearby, tied it to each wall and put the bubble in it, keeping it into place)

Shadow: Heh heh heh. Perfect.

(Near a familiar plant, Burns, shaken up, goes near it with Smithers assuring him)

Smithers: Sir, everything will be fine.

Burns: Right, right, I'll just feed my plant. After all, it's not like it would jump up and attack me, right?

(Burns tries to feed the plant...but it came to life and bite into him like mad, causing the audience to laugh)

Burns: AHHHHHHHH!

Smithers: (gasps) Mr. Burns!

(Smithers fight off the damn place until his boss is freed.)

Burns: (terrified) Bubble, bubble!!!

(Smithers help Burns to the bubbles and got him into it before closing the lid)

Burns: Phew, I am safe n...

(Suddenly the rubber band is set loose causing it to bounce the bubble away, out of the factory and into the sky. Burns scream while the audience laughs while the villains is send flying)

Smithers: (sweatdrop) Damn, I'm going to catch hell for this.

(The hosts, out of hiding, laugh a bit as they high five one another)

Bart: All right, we did it man.

Shadow: Nice ending for an episode. Lilo and her pals would've done the same thing.

Kenny: (Yeah.)

Shadow: Burns is going to feel that one for a while, I hope. Folks, I hope you enjoy our new damn episode. We like to thank Bart for helping out.

Bart: No problem, dude.

(The audience applaud once more)

Shadow: Folks, that's our episode for now. Tune in next time when the Kids Next Door guest-star in an episode to pull pranks on that asshole Benedict Uno AKA Father. Until next time, later.

(The hosts wave as we fade to black, ending the episode)