Episode 31: Not So Perfecto Roderick

(We fade in to the front of Perfecto Prep as the narrator spoke up)

Narrator: Hey kids, guess what?

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Me: Right, so let's welcome back your favorite hosts and mine, Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as the siad hosts appear, waving)

Lilo: Hey folks, ready for some fun of us kicking those damn bullies' asses.

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Well, you seen us got the Joker mauled, now we're going after another dirty rat but first, let's welcome back some special pals of ours, Buster and Babs Bunny!

Stitch: No relation.

(The audience applaud as Buster and Babs appear, shaking hands with and hugging the hosts)

Buster: Thanks for having us about, guys. We are hyped up enough for this damn episode.

Babs: Right, especially since we would be pulling pranks on Roderick Rat.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Babs: (grins) I know. I just can't help myself.

Lilo: Right. (to camera) Roderick Rat is a student from Perfecto Prep who has been a pain in the ass for the Tiny Toons for years. So how about we pulled our 6 pranks on him to teach him a thing or two?

Stitch: Right, folks?

Audience: YEAH!

Cheese: All right, the show has begun so let us begin!!

(The group goes into the school and take a wrench and tape from a tool box nearby. Now they enter a classroom nearby where a student is swinging a stick nearby before putting it down)

Buster: This is a class Roderick is taking, I saw the schedule.

Stitch: Hmmm....

(Stitch takes a hammer nearby and then tape it to the stick.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group left the room quickly as they found Roderick's locker, finding his homework inside)

Lilo: (smirks) Idea time.

(Lilo takes out some paper and quickly write a bunch of stuff on it before switching the homework with it)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(In the previous room. Roderick arrives and watch his fellow student)

Roderick: Well, swing already, damn it!

(The student grab the stick and swing it...the new additional hammer part hit Roderick right in the balls causing him to yell in pain and the audience to laugh)

Roderick: AHHHHHHH!

(Meanwhile back at Roderick's locker, Babs smirk as she add some extra stuff before closing it)

Babs: I can't help myself.

Buster: Neither can we.

(The group left and enter a gym. Cream takes the wrench and fiddle with some swing handles nearby.)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: This is going to be cool.

(Meanwhile we see Roderick in his locker as he prepare to open it)

Roderick: Ugh, what else can go wrong?

(Roderick open the locker and got a boxing glove in the face, sending him into the frigging wall. The audience laugh at that)

Roderick: WHY THE HELL DID I EVEN ASK?!

(Now then back with the hosts, they sneak into the football team's locker room. Buster opens Roderick's locker and pour some liquid into the jock strap)

Babs: What that's for?

Buster: Ever seen 'Revenge of the Nerds'? Heh heh heh.

Lilo: Hey, why stop with Roderick?

Stitch: Ih, weega can torture the whole team.

(The hosts smirks devilishly as they quickly raid the lockers and pour the acid stuff onto the jock straps. Meanwhile we see a bruised Roderick turning his homework to the teacher.)

Roderick: Here you go.

(Before the rat could leave, the teacher grabs him, looking pissed off)

Teacher: Hey, what are you pulling here?!

Roderick: What do you mean?!

(The teacher shows the paper making Roderick look shock. There's a bunch of bad words on it, as well as a drawing of the guy being hanged with a drawing of a laughing Roderick on the paper)

Roderick: Wait, that...

Teacher: A wise ass, huh?!

(The teacher beat the hell out of Roderick making the audience laugh like mad. Meanwhile, we see the hosts leave the locker room, looking proud)

Lilo: Okay, now we need to set the final prank up.

Stitch: Ih, right, but after the fifth one is done.

(Roderick, in the gym, groans as he looks bruised and screwed up)

Roderick: Ugh, someone has messed with the wrong rat....

(Roderick then jumps and swing on the handle bar, but yelp as the said handle broke off sending the rat flying and crashing into a damn wall. The audience laugh at that)

Roderick: And it may as well be me!

(In a room, Lilo take out some TNT and stuff it into a football. Babs giggles as she put certain devices on it before sealing it)

Babs: Oh yeah, I can't help myself.

Cream: And neither do the rest of us apparently.

Lilo: All right, this is going to get good.

(A while later, we see the Perfecto Prep football out for practice. But they appear to be itching and groaning like hell)

Coach: Okay, you little assholes, we lost that game to Acme Loo last week so we better get to some hard practicing. Hey, are you listening?!

Roderick: (groan) Oh God, I'm burning and itching...and I ain't the only one!

(The audience laughs as Roderick and his pals continue itching and screaming in pain)

Coach: All right, time to kick the football. Roderick, you're up!

(Someone set a football, unaware that it's the rigged explosive one, down as Roderick groan a bit)

Roderick: I hope I can kick this or coach will kick my ass.

(Roderick rush forward and kick the football...which explode! The audience laugh as we see Roderick blackened before he dissolve into ash)

Coach: Son of a bitch! Are there any real players here?!

(We now see the hosts laugh as they high five one another)

Buster: Heh heh, 6 successful planks. Another episode to you guys.

Lilo: Yep! And Roderick got the bad end of the deal.

Stitch: Ih. Weega like to thank Buster and Babs for helping out in today's episode.

Bunnies: No problem!

(The audience cheer and applaud)

Cream: (to camera) All right, folks. That's it for our episode for today. Tune in for our next episode as we team up with Bart Simpson again to pull pranks on Charles Montgomery Burns.

Lilo: Until next time, have a nice day!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The hosts wave as we fade away, ending the damn episode once more)