Episode 30: The Joke's On The Joker

(We fade in as the audience applaud when the familiar group of hosts appear)

Narrator: Once again, Toon Neighbors from Hell, with your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to another episode where we screwed with the bullies and creeps by pulling pranks on them and get away with it.

Cream: Let's not forget our man who is filming this crap to the folks not in the audience studio thing. Kenny McCormick! Give it to him!

(We see Kenny who smiles a bit as the audience applauds for him while the kid held the camera)

Stitch: In our last episode, weega pulled a lot of pranks on Cyril Sneer. In this episode, weega in Gotham City to pull some pranks on a joking psychopath.

Lilo: The Joker of course. This Clown Prince of Crime has been a major pain in the ass for Batman and the city of Gotham for many years. No one ever thought about pulling pranks on that goons. Maybe because they didn't think of it or are too damn scared,

Cream: Well we aren't scared!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Now today, we will be pulling 6 pranks while staying clear of Joker's goons and hyenas. Folks, stick around. You don't want to miss a minute of this.

Stitch: Let's get some ass!

(The group enters the hideout as they see the hyenas eating. Cream grabs a bottle of ketchup and a wrench. The group enters a room and hid as the Joker walks by)

Joker: Now let's see how my stupid hyenas are today. Ha ha ha ha ha!

(Once the Joker is gone, the group came out of nowhere and goes to some sort of box that throws a boxing glove out. With a smirk, Cream use the wrench to mess with it)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Stitch picks up Joker's Acid Flower and mess with it, before putting it now)

Stitch: Ha ha ha ha!

(Lilo open a drawer and found a hammer. The group leaves the room quickly just as the Joker came in.)

Joker: Oh boy, Batman is going down with my new weapons, like my boxing glove in the box.

(The Joker picks up the damn box and turn the wheel, making it sound like a regular Jack in the Box. At first, the villain is standing on one side since the lid is on the opposite side. Suddenly the boxing glove came through the first side, hitting the Joker and sending him into the frigging wall. The audience laugh)

Joker: Ouch! Hey, what gives?

(Meanwhile, in another damn room, Cream smirks as she remove some parts of a hammer nearby while Lilo pull some nails from some boards below.)

Lilo: Release the rats, Cheese.

(Cheese nods as she got out a can and opens it, releasing some rats)

Cheese: (laughing) Chao, chao, chao.

(Meanwhile back in the previous room, the Joker growls as he picks up his flower and put it on)

Joker: No one pulls the joke on me.

(The Joker press the thing to activate the flower but the ridiculous line that Stitch mess with begins to get big due to a knot. Suddenly it explode sending acid all over the villain as the audience laughs)

Joker: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Now then we see Cream picking up a bucket and a saw. The group enter the next room. Stitch picks up a damn rug as Cream use the saw to make a hole in it before the alien covers it back up)

Cream and Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: All right, two more pranks to go. I think I know how to make a combined one....

(We now see the Joker entering a familiar one while wiping the acid off of himself)

Joker: Come on, I pulled the jokes on people, not the other way around!

(The Joker yelps as he saw some rats crawling nearby)

Joker: Gah! Filthy damn rats!!!

(The villain grabs the hammer and hold it up. However the stone part fell off (thanks to the frigging sabotage early) and hit the loose board sending the villain flying once more, crashing into a wall. The audience laugh at that as the villain recover)

Joker: OOOOOOOUCH! (angrily) I betcha my prankster is in this place somewhere. This will know better than to mess with the Clown Prince of Crime!!!

(The villain goes into the next room)

Joker: Wait until I...

(The Joker steps on the rug and fell right through the newly made hole, causing the audience to laugh some more)

Joker: AHHHHH!

(A crashing noise is heard as we hear the Joker groaning)

Joker's Voice: Ow.

(The group returns to the first one where the hyenas are at. Cream put the ketchup into the bucket and put it over a door while Stitch grabs the steaks from the hyenas who, after looking back, looks damn confused about them missing.)

Stitch: Heh heh. Gotta love this damn trick...

The Joker's Voice: WHO IS IN RIGHT DAMN MIND WOULD PULL PRANKS ON THE JOKER?! I WILL KILL SOMEONE FOR THIS!!!

(The hosts hide in time as the Joker enter the room via the door that the bucket of ketchup is under. The villain yelp as the stuff spilled onto it, getting ketchup all over himself. The audience laughs at that.)

Joker: AHHHHHHHH!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. Go ahead, Stitch.

Stitch: Dinner, boys!

(Stitch toss the steaks onto the Joker, sticking them right on there. The hyenas smirk hungrily jump at the Joker, knocking him to the floor, biting into the steaks and him)

Joker: Ouch! Get off, ouch, ouch! HARLEY! OUCH!!!

(The audience laughs some more as the hosts high five one another)

Lilo: Nice! Looks like the Joke's On The Joker now!

Cream: Hell yeah. Some good meat comes a looooong way.

Sttich: Yeah!

(The audience applaud as Lilo speak)

Lilo: We are now done with another episode. Join us next time when we team up with Buster and Babs Bunny once more to pull some cool pranks on Roderick Rat. Until then...

All: Later!

(The audience cheer and applaud as the hosts wave. We now fade to black, ending the episode)