Episode 29: The Wrong End of Cyril's Business Deal

(We fade in to various images of past damn episodes of Toon Neighbors from Hell. Soon we cut to outside a business as the usual narrator spoke up)

Narrator: Folks, after a while of vacation, our hosts are back to start this season premiere of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Narrator: Right! Now your hosts Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as the hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to our season premiere of Toon Neighbors from Hell.

Cream: We got a big vacation after taking down Dr. Eggman last season. Now we're ready to give you all a new season of bully pummeling.

Stitch: Ih, weega got a new target but first, let us introduce our guest stars.

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: From the hit show "Raccoons", say hello to Burt, Ralph and Melissa!

(The audience applaud as we see the said characters showing up, shakling hands with the hosts)

Ralph: Thanks for having us. Our pals will be joining us ASAP.

Melissa: We are all eager for today's episode.

Cream: Hell yeah. (to the camera) Folks, our target for this season premiere is Cyril Sneer, a cruel business man who always cause misery and trouble.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Burt: Shall we give him misery back?

Stitch: Hell yeah!

Lilo: Right. We're planning to do 5 pranks on him for this episode. We're going to have some fun.

Melissa: Right. Let's go.

(The group goes into the office as they quickly go through the place. Burt grabs a marker and laughs madly as he draw a mustache and other crap onto Cyril's people)

Burt: Heh heh heh.

(Cream hums while picking up a bucket of water before the group arrives at the main door. She smirks while putting the damn bucket on top of the door)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Melissa: Looks like two pranks are set up.

Lilo: Let's go.

(The group leaves as they head into the kitchen area. In his office, Cyril got up while grumbling)

Cyril: May as well see what my pigs are doing.

(Cyril leaves the office but yelp as the bucket of water hits him on the floor, getting his head wet and covered. The audience laughs as the guy scream in annoyance)

Cyril: Damn it all!

(Cyril removes the bucket and frowns as he heads out. In the kitchen area, Stitch grab some eggs and put them into the microwave before turning it on)

Stitch: This gag never gets old.

Lilo: Nope.

(Ralph pick up some binoculars and put glue on them)

Ralph: All right, prank 4 is set up.

Lilo: This is going to be great!

(We now see Cyril walking then gasping as he saw his own picture vandalized. The villain jump up and down while cursing angrily)

Cyril: AHHHH!

(The audience laugh at that madly as the villain growls while cleaning the picture)

Cyril: Ooooh, who did this? Probably those damn raccoons who my son hangs with. Ugh.

(The group enters a part of the building and speak with Cedric)

Cedric: You sure I should help out? My dad isn't always a jerk.

Lilo: Always, yes. But often, hell yeah. (gives some money) Don't worry, we won't kill him.

Cream: Just humiliate the hell out of him.

Cedric: Well, okay.

(Burt smirks as he mess with a certain seat and a button.)

Burt: Hee hee hee hee.

Stitch: All right, let's set the final trap up.

(Inside the kitchen, the pigs were in there eating just as Cyril came in. The sneer gasp as he saw the huge ass mess in the microwave causing him to yell furiously)

Cyril: (points to microwave) WHO DID THIS?!

Lloyd: (notices) Gee, boss, it's like that when we get here.

Boyd: Right. I think the microwave exploded.

Floyd: Not our problem, no offense, sir. We're on our lunch break.

(Cyril growls as he cleans up the microwave. The sneer goes over to the window where the binoculars (unknown to be booby-trapped) is at)

Cyril: All right, let's get a damn look at that rainforest we will cut down, shall we?

(Cyril picks the binoculars up and look through them. But as he tried to remove them, they are stuck to his face. The audience laugh at that)

Cyril: AHHHHH! I'M STUCK! GET THESE DAMN THINGS OFF OF ME!

(The pigs yelp as they rush over to help Cyril, trying to get the binoculars off. Soon, he is pulled loose though they all land on the floor, making the audience laugh further)

Cyril: AHHHHHHHHH!

(A while later, Cream pulls out some marbles and put them on a road outside the place. Burt hums while unscrewing some bolts on a railing nearby)

Burt: Oh yeah, this is going to be great.

Melissa: Hope this works.

Stitch: Meega think it will.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Cyril, meanwhile, is seen going downstairs and getting into a car. Cletus is up front behind the damn wheel)

Cyril: Cletus, get me out of here! I want to cool off for a while!

Cletus: Errr, dad? I can't hear you from here. Press the intercom button.

(Cyril frowns as he press a familiar button nearby)

Cyril: Can you...

(Suddenly, Cyril's seat bounces up sending the jerk right out of the car screaming. The audience laughs as the sneer crash through a wall of the place, ending up outside)

Cyril: UGH! FORGET IT! I WILL WALK!!!

(Cyril got up and storms away. However the sneer trip on the marbles causing him to yell as he goes right towards a familiar railing that Burt messed with. Suddenly it broke as Cyril is send screaming over a goddamn cliff)

Cyril: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(The audience laughs madly as the hosts and their pals appear laughing)

Lilo: All right, now there's a guy who got to the bottom, the hard way.

Burt: (laughing) Tell me about it.

Cream: What a great way to start an episode?

Stitch: (to camera) Ih. Weega like to thank the Raccoons cast for helping us pull fast ones over Cyril Sneer.

Ralph: No problem, I guess.

Lilo: Folks, that is our season premiere of Toon Neighbors from Hell. Next time around, we pulled some crazy pranks on Batman's number one bad ass, the Joker. Until then...

All: Later!

(The gang wave goodbye as the audience applaud. We fade to black, ending the damn episode)