Toon Neighbors From Hell
Chapter 29: 29. Toon Neighbors from Hell Special: Alternate Universe Special
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Okay, in this special, it takes place in an alternative universe so no offense to any Lilo and Stitch, Cream, Cheese, etc. hellva fans out there.
Toon Neighbors from Hell Special: Alternative Universe special
(We fade in to the studio as Shadow was sitting in a chair speaking)
Shadow: Hey folks. We are about to show you an interesting Toon Neighbors from Hell special. The girls, Stitch and Cheese are taking a break and this special episode takes place in an alternative universe of some crap. Anyway, I hope you enjoy.
(We fade out then enter a mixed up studio in an alternative universe as a narrator speaks)
Narrator: Hey assholes? Are you ready for ass kicking?
Audience: YEAH!
Narrator: Time for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your host...Red Guy!
(The audience applaud as the Red Guy appears with a smirk)
Red Guy: Hey folks, I hope you are in for some excitement because damn it, I'm about to give you some. Who here wish those bullies would leave us alone?
Audience: YEAH!
Red Guy: Well, tough, but we will f**k with them anyway. The targets in our episode are a group of creeps who live in Kauai. Shall we show the picture?
(We see a picture of a familiar cast in the regular universe)
Red Guy: Ha! Lilo, Cream, Stitch, Cheese, Kenny and Shadow! The six biggest creeps. Well today, I will be pulling six pranks, one on each creep, on them and you know what that means?
Audience: THE PENALTY WHEEL!!!
(We see a wheel which a lot of different categories on them. Each one has either 'humble' or 'humiliate' on it)
Red Guy: Nicely done, huh? Now then, let's spin to see which one gets humble or humiliate, shall we?!
Audience: Spin! Spin! Spin! Spin!
(Then, he began pulling the wheel, then it spin all around before the Red Guy grinned.)
Red Guy: First off...Kenny McCormick!
(Then, it landed on "humiliate".)
Audience: Oooohhh!
Red Guy: Fetching.
(He butt walked to where a teleporter was before he spoke.)
Red Guy: Time for some pranking of my own!
(He then teleported through the teleporter. At Kenny's house, unknown to the boy, the Red Guy smirked as he saw Kenny shooting off fireworks.)
Red Guy: Well, well, here, time for some mischief!
(He then took out a bottle of superglue before splattering it on part of the rocket. Quickly, he rolled himself away from the area before Kenny, unknown to him, picked it up.)
Kenny: (muffles) Time to light this one up.
(Then, he lit it. However, he looked confused, noticing himself attacked to it. He yelped before he screamed as he shot up in the air, then we see an explosion while Kenny's friends looked up.)
Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You Bastards!
(Laughter was heard as the Red Guy remerged back to the studio.)
Red Guy: You know what they say: too much fireworks can kill!
(More laughter was heard.)
Red Guy: Who is our next vic-uh, I mean person to be prank upon?
(The Red Guy got some darts out and throw them. One of them land on a picture, making him smirk)
Red Guy: All right, next target is Cream and Cheese. Hell, let's do them both at once. Shall we?
(Then, he began pulling the wheel, then it spin all around before the Red Guy grinned.)
Red Guy: Now let's see what these two get.
(Then, it landed on "humble".)
Audience: Oooohhh!
Red Guy: Bah, humble. Oh well.
(He use the teleporter again arriving near Cream and Cheese's place. With a smirk, the Red Guy get a big BIG bucket out and swoop up some ice water)
Red Guy: All right, let's do this crap.
(The Red Guy put the bucket on top of the door and knock carefully.)
Cream's Voice: All right, dumb ass, I'm coming.
Red Guy: (to himself) I hope that stupid Chao who comes with her.
(The Red Guy hides quickly. Cream and Cheese leaves the house causing the bucket of ice water to be spilled all over them.)
Cream: AHHHHH! COLD, COLD, COLD!
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!
(The audience laugh as they run around like mad. We see the Red Guy back at the studio)
Red Guy: That was fun. Now we got three pranks and three targets. How about we find our next victims or victims, shall we?!
Audience: HELL YEAH!
(The Red Guy throw more darts at the remaining pictures, one of them has landed)
Red Guy: Hell yeah, we're going for the trog. Now shall we go for "humiliate" or "humble"?
(The Red Guy spins the wheel once more and wait for a moment. Then he smirks as it hands on "humiliate")
Red Guy: Ha ha ha! Humiliate! I love that s**t!
(Red Guy teleport once more. At Stitchs' place, the Red Guy sneaks around and smirk upon seeing Stitch breaking stuff)
Red Guy: This is going to be so much fun...thank goodness I brought this along.
(Red Guy took out a bottle that said, "Instant Helium", then switch it with the soda)
Red Guy: Hee hee hee.
Stitch: Meega is damn thirsty.
(Stitch take the bottle and drank it. Suddenly the alien end up getting blown like a balloon, he bounce around a bit before letting out the air, causing him to hit a lot of stuff like trees and cars before hitting the ground hard. The audience laugh at that)
Stitch: Ouch!
(Red Guy teleport to the studio with a smirk)
Red Guy: All right, we has succeeded in 4 pranks. Now only Lilo or Shadow are left. Which bastard or bitch will get it next?! Let's find out!
(Red Guy throws more darts quickly. One of them lands on Lilo)
Red Guy: And Weird-Lo is up next! Okay, what shall we punish her with?!
(Red Guy spins the wheel quickly. Soon it land on 'Humble')
Red Guy: Hmmm...humble. No problem!
(Red Guy teleport to Lilo's place quickly. Once there, the creep sneak into the house and saw Lilo heading to the kitchen. With a smirk, the host put a whoopie cushion in Lilo's chair)
Red Guy: One big humble, coming right up! Ha ha ha ha!
(Red Guy hides as Lilo goes back to her chair)
Lilo: Time for me to frigging sit down, bitch.
(Lilo sat down...and a big ass fart is heard making her shock. The audience laugh as the girl looks embarrassed. Red Guy goes back to the studio)
Red Guy: Humble but stinky! Okay, Shadow is the last one left so let's spin the wheel!!!
(Red Guy spin the wheel quickly and watch it spin. Soon it stop on "humiliation")
Red Guy: Ah, humiliation: (smirks) What a damn way to end the episode, huh?!
(Red Guy teleport quickly to the Station Square bridge. We see Shadow acting like an asshole (at least in this universe). We see him skidding across the railings.)
Red Guy: All right, let's show what happen when you get "accidents" on these railings. Hee hee.
(Red Guy grab some grease and pour it on a railing)
Red Guy: This is going to be good...
(Red Guy hides as Shadow is approaching)
Shadow: Time for my foolish enemies to face the powers of the Ultimate Lifeform! ALL WILL HELLVA! DIE!
(Shadow got on the railing and skid. Suddenly the hedgehog came to the greasy part and slip)
Shadow: What the f**k?!
(Shadow slip and goes flying right towards a wall, going through it and landing right on the river on the other side. The audience laughs as we see Red Guy returning to the studio)
Red Guy: Ha ha ha ha! 6 successful pranks and those assholes sure regret it. Humble or Humilation, no one escapes the Red Guy.
(The audience laughs as they applaud)
Red Guy: That is our show for tonight. Glad these guys whom I humiliate or humble didn't get a show of their own. Maybe in another universe anyway. See you next time as I target the next moron in line. Until then, so long, suckers!
(The audience applaud as the Red Guy wave while we fade to black, ending the special. We now see this being played on a TV as Lilo and her friends (the hosts of Toon Neighbors from Hell) watch this from the regular universe)
Lilo: Huh, so does that we look like when we're bad.
Stitch: Ih, and stupid.
Cream: Makes me glad that I'm a good little girl.
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.
Cheese: (giggling) When I don't play pranks of course.
Lilo: Yep, hey Kenny, more nuts here.
Kenny: (Sure enough, Lilo!)
(The group are seen relaxing, drinking soda and reading)
Lilo: Well, once our vacation is over, we're heading back to work.
Stitch: Until then, aloha!
(The group laugh as they continue their vacation. We fade to black for real)