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Toon Neighbors From Hell

by JusSonic

Chapter 28: 28. Episode 28: Dr. Eggman's Ass Is Kicked

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All right, time for the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell! And it's going to be one hell of one, so let's take it away!

Episode 28: Dr. Eggman's Ass Is Kicked

(We fade to outside of Dr. Eggman's HQ as the narrator begins)

Narrator: Folks, it's time for the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as we see our favorite hosts appearing)

Lilo: Okay, is the camera ready, Kenny?

Kenny: (Yelp!)

Cream: Say, how are you here when you're dead in JusSonic's Cartoon Survivor Royal Rumble thing?

Kenny: (How the hell should I know? I was lucky to get eliminated, literally, when I was done!)

Lilo: (to camera) Hey folks, welcome to the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell. You saw us take down Bowser in the previous episode...

Stitch: Hopefully.

Cream:...now it's time to take on a familiar meanie Dr. Eggman, who has been bugging Mr. Sonic, me and all my friends for a long time now!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. Time for him to get his f**king ass whooped with 6 pranks in this season finale.

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is in place, unknown to him, time for you four to give it all you got.

Lilo: Right, Shadow. Folks, we are about to begin so stick around.

Stitch: Ih, weega don't want you folks to miss a minute of this craziness!

(The hosts dodge the robots while going through Dr. Eggman's HQ. They pick up a rug quickly then Lilo put it over an opened trap door)

Lilo: Heh heh. That trick never gets old, big time.

Stitch: Ih!

(Cream pick up a plug as she and her friends leave the damn area, entering a laboratory. Stitch search through the drawers and found a stink bomb)

Stitch: Interesting...

Cream: How about this?

(Cream pick up a wrench. Meanwhile Dr. Eggman arrives in a familiar area)

Dr. Eggman: I think I will see how my inventions are doing today.

(Dr. Eggman steps on a rug and scream as he goes through a familiar trapdoor. The audience laughs like mad. Cut to the hosts, we see Cream messing with the Egg-O-Matic.)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Cheese: (notices) Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Hey, that's a good idea, Cheese!

(Cream quickly pick up a new weapon and put the plug into the barrel before returning it)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Stitch: Time to go. Stupid ass is coming back.

(The group leaves quickly. Meanwhile a pissed off Dr. Eggman came in)

Dr. Eggman: How many times do I have to tell those stupid bots not to do that?!

(Dr. Eggman calms down as he picks up the new weapon and aim it at a target that looks like Sonic)

Dr. Eggman: Okay, target, time for a proceed of that miserable damn hedgehog!

(Dr. Eggman tries to use the weapon...but it backfire, exploding in his hands. The audience laughs as the villain curse like mad)

Dr. Eggman: Damn it all!

(Cut back to the hosts as they head upstairs)

Stitch: With those screams, weega got 4 pranks left.

Lilo: Yep!

Cream: How about we do a repeat trip, shall we?

(Cream takes another rug and activate another trapdoor, putting the rug over it)

Stitch: Stupid head won't fall for that twice. But meega know to put it in another way!

(Stitch grabs a saw and quickly get to work. Back in the lab, Dr. Eggman got into his Egg-O-Matic, starting it up)

Dr. Eggman: Bah, I may as well go terrorize those damn animals today, including that pesky hedgehog, today.

(However the Egg-O-Matic goes out of control hitting, along with Dr. Eggman, a lot of stuff inside the room. Soon it crash as the audience laugh)

Dr. Eggman: DAMN IT ALL!

(Meanwhile, we see the group entering the kitchen. Lilo smirks as she take out a familiar vial)

Lilo: Good thing Shadow gave us this from the last Cartoon Survivor party. This oughta be good.

(Lilo sports the stuff into Dr. Eggman's drink. Cheese search a drawer and found a whoopie cushion)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: (grins) Great find, Cheese. Now to give that damn thing an update.

(Cream takes out some stink bombs and put them in the whoopie cushion)

Cream: Come on.

(Meanwhile we see Dr. Eggman, bruised, returning upstairs)

Dr. Eggman: Grrrr, I hate those stupid pranksters and their not so innocent pranks!!! If I get my hands on...

(Dr. Eggman stops as he saw a familiar rug in front of him. The villain smirks as he goes around it)

Dr. Eggman: Ha! Nice try! Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice...

(But the villain was interrupted as the floor that he was on collapse sending him falling into a new hole screaming)

Dr. Eggman: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(The audience laughs like mad as we cut to the hosts in Dr. Eggman's office. Cream put the whoopie cushion into the seat while Lilo put the drugged drink onto the goddamn table)

Lilo: All right, we got all pranks set up. Time for us to watch the madness.

(The group hid inside a wardrobe while smirking)

Stitch: This is going to be great!

(Dr. Eggman comes in, more bruised than ever)

Dr. Eggman: Gah! I hate it when this happens. What could go wrong?

(Dr. Eggman sat down in his chair and onto the whoopie cushion. Suddenly a stink cloud covers him like hell making the audience)

Dr. Eggman: AHHHHHH! Damn it, pee-U, I stink worst! Gah! I need a drink.

(Dr. Eggman take his drink and drank it. The villain sigh)

Dr. Eggman: Well, at least I....

(Suddenly an explosion occur and suddenly Dr. Eggman is now a dorky looking guy in an embarrassing outfit)

Dr. Eggman: (sounds stupid) Duh...I need to do dumb stuff to be in bad movies. Look at me, I'm the walrus!!!

(The villain runs in, jumping up and down)

Dr. Eggman: I'm glad I'm here Mr. Bob! What's going on? I feel stupid. I am ready, ready as ever!

(Dr. Eggman laughs madly as he jumps out a nearby window, htiting the ground hard. The audience laughs madly while the hosts come out of hiding)

Cream: So that's how it works. That vial turns people into bad actors.

Lilo: Hee hee hee. Very amusing!

Stitch: Ih! Meega want to meet the one who gave us that potion so weega can thank him.

(At a home, we see a familiar villain watching, fuming in anger)

Phantom Blot: Damn it! You're welcome...

(Cut back to the show)

Lilo: Folks, that's our season finale for now! I hope you all have fun!

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Cream: Be sure to tune in next time. We don't know when before you won't want to miss the next season of...

All: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

(The audience applaud as the hosts wave. We then fade to black, ending the season)

Next Chapter: 29. Toon Neighbors from Hell Special: Alternate Universe Special Estimated time remaining: 7 Hours, 13 Minutes
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