Author's note
All right, folks, time for Lilo to give the enemy of her foster faster some hell! So continue on!

Episode 27: Bowser's Host Problem

(We fade in to somewhere inside Bowser's castle. We hear the usual announcer)

Announcer: No, folks, this isn't a crazy ass Mario game that you're watching, but you're close! It's time for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!

(The audience applaud as the hosts appear with Kenny following them with the camera as usual)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell.

Stitch: Where weega screwed with the creeps' head and you get to watch.

Cream: Last episode, we send Swackhammer on a rocket trip to assville. In this episode, we are going after a bigger target.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right, we are inside Bowser's Castle, home of that stupid head Bowser. My foster's father enemy who always going after mommy. He's the subject of this episode.

Cream: Right, time we pull some pranks on him to make him hurt, more or less.

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay, subject is in place, unknown to him. Time for you folks to kick some ass.

Lilo: Thanks, Shadow. That's our director, Shadow the Hedgehog. It's time we pulled off 9 pranks on Bowser.

Stitch: Fun, fun, fun!

Hosts: Stick around!!

(The group, dodging some of the group, enter a magic room. Cream grab some plant growing stuff and some teeth)

Lilo: These oughta come in handy.

(Cheese take a bottle that said 'Koopa Pee Sample'. Now the group enter the kitchen. Stitch grab some Fire power and then put it on some food on a plate nearby before pouring the pee into a soda)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Now the room goes into the hallway dodging some more of the asshole. A Koopa Troopa came into the kitchen)

Koopa: Okay, time for the boss's meal.

(Meanwhile, Lilo picks up a long brick while Stitch remove a loose one from the wall. The girl stick the damn thing in there to make it look like the loose brick)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(Meanwhile in the throne room, the Koopa Troopa gave the meal to his boss)

Bowser: About damn time! Get outta here!

(The minion left. Bowser smirk as he ate the food at once)

Bowser: Eh, very...

(Bowser then yelp in alarm as he shoot out fire, not his usual one. The audience laugh like mad as the creep drank the soda quickly. Then the asshole yelp as he spit in disgust)

Bowser: GAAAAHH! WHO PUT PISS IN MY SODA?!

(The audience laugh some more as we cut to the hosts. Cream giggle as she grab some Bob-Ombs.)

Cream: Sounds like we got 2 pranks down, only 7 to go.

(We now see the hosts going to a little Piranha Plant. Cream switch the water sprinkler thing with the plant glowing stuff while putting the teeth into the plant)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Stitch pick up some metal mites on the damn floor)

Stitch: Nice!

(The group goes downstairs a bit as Bowser appears going near a long brick. On the other side of the wall, another Koopa Troopa notices the long brick.

Koopa Troopa: I gotta move this damn thing. Someone could get hurt.

(Koopa Troopa push the long brick causing it to slide through the other side, hitting Bowser right in the balls. The koopa scream in pain while the audience likes mad)

Bowser: AHHHHHHH!

(Downstairs, Stitch pour metal mites into Bowser's Clown Copter.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Cream smiles as she put the Bob-Ombs into some sort of pinata that looks like Mario)

Cream: Hee hee, Bowser is going to get one hell of a big surprise.

Lilo: Yeah. We got the next two pranks set up. Time we get the next three ones set up and in a damn hurry.

(The group leaves the room. Meanwhile with Bowser, the koopa growls as he grab what he thinks was the water sprinkler thing and pour the potion into the Piranha Plant)

Bowser: Grr, why must these things happen to me? Goddamn it...

(Suddenly without warning, the Piranha Plant grew huge, much to Bowser's shock, before it bite onto the koopa, chewing him like mad. The audience laughs as the villain got spitted out by the Piranha Plant)

Bowser: AHHHHH! DAMN, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!!!

(Cut back to the hosts who laugh upon hearing Bowser's screaming)

Lilo: 4 pranks down, 5 more to go.

(We see our hosts picking up a rug and some painting. Meanwhile Bowser groans as he enter the room where his clown copter is at)

Bowser: Crud. Bad luck. Maybe I will kidnap Peach, yeah, that would be fine.

(Bowser got into his Clown Copter and start it up. The vehicle begins to fly at first...then the damn thing fell apart, causing the koopa to yelp as he hit the damn floor while the audience laugh)

Bowser: AHHHHH!

(Back with the hosts, Lilo grab some small spike. Cheese push a button to activate a trapdoor. Stitch smirks as he push a carpet to hide the trapdoor while Cream paint something)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: Sweet, this is so going to kick some ass.

Lililo: (notices a door) How about we see where that door leads, shall we?

(Back with Bowser, the koopa roars, pissed off)

Bowser: Damn it all, who the hell is doing this?! My kids?! (notices) Well, I may as well take my anger out on this Mario pinata!

(Bowser hangs the Mario pinata off, then he smirks evilly while hitting the damn thing a lot of times. However, inside the thing unknown to the koopa, the Bob-Ombs got activated. As Bowser hit the pinata one more time...)

KA-BOOOM!!!

(After the explosion clears, Bowser is covered in ashes, making the audience laugh like mad. The koopa begins to scream and curse like hell. Cut back to the hosts)

Stitch: Ih, only 3 more pranks to go. Sweet.

(Cut back to Bowser as he clean himself of the ashes)

Bowser: Damn it all! I just want to kidnap Peach?! Is that any trouble at all?!

(Bowser gasp as he saw something on a wall nearby: it's Peach, but unknown to him, it's painted on)

Bowser: Ah, Peach! You came to visit! Let me come and hug ya and kiss ya!

(Bowser came over, stepping onto the rug...then fall right through the hole screaming. The audience laugh at that. In the floor below, the koopa cringe a bit as he got up)

Bowser: Ouuuuuuuuch! That frigging hurt. Grrrr!

(Bowser made his way up the stairs, but he unknowingly step on the spikes that the hosts left on them. The koopa yelp in pain as he scream while jumping up. Bowser fall back downstairs again like hell.)

Bowser: Ouch, damn it!!!

(Cut back to the hosts as they heard the audience laughter)

Lilo: All right, one more prank to frigging to go!

Cream: Man, this is great so far!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(We now see Bowser climbing back upstairs, groaning madly)

Bowser: Grrr. This has not been my day so far. I need to sit down...

(Back in the throne room though, Lilo and her gang are messing with the chair)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

Stitch: (ears perked) Uh oh, ugly ass is coming back.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The hosts quickly hid as Bowser came in and sat on his throne)

Bowser: I can be safe here. Yes, I can...(notices) Where the hell did this button came from?

(Bowser press a new button on his throne. Suddenly rockets appear from both sides causing it and him to be lifted up)

Bowser: (shocked) What the hell?!

(Suddenly Bowser is flew out of the throne room through the roof being send flying. As the koopa scream, the audience laugh some more as the hosts appear)

Lilo: To the moon, Alice.

Cream: I wonder where Bowser will end up at.

(We see Bowser as he and his throne crash into a garbage dump. The audience laughs before going back to the hosts)

Lilo: Ouch. That's gotta hurt than the ratings for a certain Disney movie.

Stitch: Ih. Weega sure put Bowser down big time.

Lilo: (to camera) Well, folks, our episode is done for now. Don't forget, our season finale is coming up where we pull the hell onto Sonic's villain Dr. Eggman.

Cream: I can't wait! Later, everyone!

(The hosts wave as the audience applaud. We then fade to black, ending the episode)