Author's note
Another episode coming right at ya!

Episode 26: Putting the Hammer on Swackhammer!

(We now arrive at a familiar failing amusement park planet as an announcer said)

Announcer: Folks, welcome to Moron Mountain...but who gives a damn? Time for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as the hosts appear with smiles on their faces)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to Toon Neighbors from Hell where we torture and prank the creeps and bullies for your abusive amusement.

Stitch: Ih, weega do the ass kicking and you do all the laughing.

Cream: In our previous episode, we send the Muppets meanie Rachel Bitterman flying, now we're here on Moron Mountain to take on a typical moron.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao chao.

Lilo: Right, Cheese. We got some helpers helping us on today's episode. Here are the Looney Tunes themselves Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Lola Bunny and Porky Pig!

(The audience applaud as the said toons arrive, hugging and shaking hands with the hosts0

Bugs: Eh, what's up, docs?

Cream: (giggle) I never got tired of that line.

Stitch; Ready for some ass kicking?

Porky: Ye-ye-ye...oh sure.

Daffy: Come on, let us have him. We've been ready for this for a long time, kiddo!

(Lilo nods as she turn to the camera)

Lilo: For those who haven't seen 'Space Jam', our target is this park's owner Swackhammer, an evil greedy alien who once tried to enslaved the Looney Tunes as attractions.

Lola: Right, a complete asshole.

Bugs: Can't believe you actually said that.

Stitch: Our job is to make sure Swackhammer regrets the day that he came out of his mom's ass. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Daffy: All right, rabbit, let me get some mischief in, okay?

Bugs: No promises.

Lilo: This time, we got 9 pranks and we're ready to pull so you folks at home can watch so let's do this crap!

Cheese: Chao!

(The group enter the office and smirks as they saw the Minions leaving)

Bugs: Not since the Nerdlucks have we seen anything this puny.

Daffy: Okay, kids, what's first?

(Lilo saw a massager nearby and smirk in amusement.)

Lilo: First, anyone got any dimes?

Porky: O-o-oh, sure.

(Porky gave a dime to Lilo as she put it into the thing. The girl set the thing for 'smack when big fat ass comes from nearby)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

Bugs: Time for this rabbit to add to that.

(Bugs open a panel and mess with the inside a bit with a screwdriver. The rabbit closes it)

Bugs: Ain't I a stinker?

Daffy: (glares) Too early for that, Bugs!

(Cream grabs some food and some marbles nearby as the group leaves. At the same time, Swackhammer came out of his machine)

Swackhammer: Time for my usual massage. My theme park may be going to hell but at least I can relax every now and then.

(Swackhammer goes near the machine which suddenly went its left arm at the creep, knocking him to the floor, causing the audience to laugh.)

Swackhammer: (gets up) What the hell?!

(Swackhammer groans as he sat down and put a dime into the machine)

Swackhammer: Okay time for...

(Suddenly the massager's two hands smack Swackhammer many times like mad, causing the audience to laugh)

Swackhammer: OUCH!

(Cut to the hosts)

Lola: Well, looks like by now 2 of our pranks are done.

Stitch: Ih, 7 to go!

(Upon leaving the office, Daffy picks up some glue and some damn tools. Seeing a parrot-like alien over head, Cream smirks as she gave some food to it)

Cream: Hee hee, this is enough to make anyone take a crap.

Porky: (notes) I-I-I got an idea.

(Porky with Stitch's help remove a manhole cover. Then Cream drop the marbles on the floor)

Cream: Hee hee again!

Lola: Come on.

(The group quickly leaves. Swackhammer leaves the office with a groan)

Swackhammer: Blast it, I thought it was supposed to massage me, not kill me!

(Suddenly the parrot-like alien drop some crap onto Swackhammer, causing him to yelp in disgust and for the audience to laugh. The big jerk yell and scream in anger)

Swackhammer: Grrr, stupid ass aliens!!!

(Swackhammer walks forward and trip on the marbles. This cause the alien to scream as he fell and went right through the manhole cover)

Swackhammer: AHHHHHHHHHH!

(A splash is heard. We see Swackhammer coming out with crap all over himself as the audience laugh)

Swackhammer: DAMN IT TO HELL!!!

(We see the hosts, hiding nearby, laughing madly)

Lola: Looks like we got 4 pranks done.

Lilo: Yep! 5 to go! This is great!

(Meanwhile Porky grabs an explosive cigar while going near a ride. Daffy use the tools to mess with a cart. Lilo then talk to a kid customer)

Lilo: Hey kid, how would you like to earn some Earth money?

Alien kid: Uh, sure, what do I have to go?

(A while later, we see Swackhammer arriving, mumbling a bit then goes to a familiar looking ride. He push a kid out of the way just as the latter is about to get into the ride)

Alien kid: (frowns) Hey!

Swackhammer: Scram, asshole! I own this place so I get first in line!

(Swackhammer got into a cart as the ride starts. Suddenly the thing went out of control, shaking the asshole like mad causing the audience to laugh like mad. Once the ride is over, Swackhammer is thrown out of his cart)

Swackhammer: Ouch, that hurt.

Alien kid: (points) That's him dad, the creep who cut him one of me and call me an asshole!

(Swackhammer yelpas he saw a growling angry tough alien dad in front of him)

Swackhammer: Hey, hey, come on, touch me and I'll sue!

Alien dad: With what, asshole? You don't got any lawyers!

(The alien dad then proceed to beat the hell out of Swackhammer causing the audience to laugh out loud in amusement)

Lola: Looks like 6 pranks are done. Three more to go.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The group goes over to that ring a bell thing as Lola jumps up to remove the bell on top of the damn thing. Bugs smirks as he switch hammers while Porky, switch cigars)

Bugs: Heh heh heh. Ain't we stinkers.

Cream: Two more damn pranks set up.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (notices) Here comes the ass hole.

(The hosts hide quickly as Swackhammer, all bruised, appear, groaning a bit)

Swackhammer: Grrr, some of a bitch...(notices) Well, time to test my strength.

(Swackhammer grab the hammer and hit the thing hard sending it flying upward. But instead of hitting the bell, it flew upward before going down, hitting him right on the head hard, causing the audience to laugh. Swackhammer, yelping, curse and scream)

Swackhammer: Grrr!

(Swackhammer calms down a bit then pick up a cigar and begin to light it)

Swackhammer: Nothing like a good smoke to...

(Suddenly the cigar explodes in his face causing the audience to laugh some more. Swackhammer scream and curse as the hosts, in hiding, laugh quietly)

Stitch: Ih, it's true, smoking does kill.

Lilo: (smirks) One more prank to go....I think the Looney Tunes can help out in that last one.

Daffy: Trust me, sister, we will...woo hoo!

(Later, Swackhammer growls as he dust the ash from his face while rubbing his head)

Swackhammer: If I catch the one who did this...

(Suddenly Bugs, in an alien disguise, rush up and grab Swackhammer by the hand)

Bugs: Come on, come on, you are needed in a few seconds!

Swackhammer: (confused) The hell? What is this?

(Bugs takes Swackhammer to where the other Looney Tunes, also in disguises, at at)

Lola: We need you to test out this new ride that someone donated to us.

Swackhammer: (gasps) A new ride?

Daffy: Yep, just sit down and we will take care of the rest.

(Bugs place Swackhammer onto the seat of a rocket nearby while Porky get a match out)

Swackhammer: This is great! We needed new attractions after what happened in the basketball game crap. I can't wait to get this going.

Porky: S-s-s-so do we. Hee hee hee.

(Porky light the fuse on the rocket as the Tunes rush away. Just then Swackhammer notices something)

Swackhammer: Wait a moment...this isn't a ride, it's a real ass rocket. Gah, what are you idiots doing?!

(Swackhammer tries to move but to no prevail)

Swackhammer: I'm stuck! No, what's going on here?!

(Suddenly the rocket is send up with Swackhammer stuck on it flying into space. The hosts, coming out of hiding, and the Tunes watch as it explode making a lot of fireworks making the audience laugh like mad while surprisingly some of the alien customers cheer)

Customer: About damn time something cool happens at this place!

Lilo: Wow, well, say what you want about Swack-ass, he sure lit up the sky.

Cream: What a great way to end a kick ass episode.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Sttich: Weega like to thank the Looney Tunes for helping out.

Daffy: Remember, this duck get star fulling!

Bugs: Whatever, Daffy.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, we are done with another one. Join us for the next spanking ass episode of this season when we prank that koopa stubborn guy, Bowser. Until then time....

All: Later!

(The hosts and their pals wave to the audience as they applaud. We now fade to black, ending yet another episode)