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All righty, time for a great new episode, guest-starring the Muppets!

Episode 25: Putting the Bitter in Bitterman

(We cut to outside the Muppet Theater as the hosts appear)

Kenny: (V.O.) (Okay, we're live in 5, 4, 3, 2...1!)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to another kick ass episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell!

Cream: We kicked a lot of bully/creep ass so far this season. In our last episode, we humiliated the hell out of Mr. Plotz, tonight. We will be going after another jerk.

Lilo: Helping out in today's episode are the Muppets themselves. Here's one of them, Kermit the Frog!

(The audience applaud as Kermit appear)

Kermit: Hiyo, it's good to be here.

Stitch: (nods) Good to see you too, Kermit. Today, you and your pals are helping us in humilating an asshole.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Kermit: Well, that wouldn't be the word that I'd use, but yeah.

Lilo: On our episode right now, we are targeting Rachel Bitterman, the evil witch who tried to tear down the Muppet Theater in your 'It's A Very Merry Muppet Christmas' movie. Sounds like fun?

Kermit: Oh yeah. The Muppets and I have been preparing to humiliate Miss Bitterman for a while.

Cream: You made sure that she didn't suspect a thing, right?

Kermit: Nope. I just told her that we need her here for a special show that we're doing. Too bad she didn't know that this is the show I meant!

(The audience laughs a bit as Lilo chuckle)

Lilo: You betcha.

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is ready for unknowingly humiliation.

Lilo: (to camera) We got 8 pranks to pulled on Rachel so stick around!

Stitch: Meega can't frigging wait! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(The group goes into the backstage area as Gonzo was eating some pills)

Kermit: Gonzo, what are ya doing?

Gonzo: I am trying my new act! It's pills that make someone go to the bathroom instantly. (yelps) Crud, gotta go.

(Gonzo rush into the bathroom quickly. Fozzie leaves the same time he does)

Gonzo: Hey Kermit. One of the toilets is acting up to the point of exploding so I have put an Out of Order near the stall.

Lilo: (smirks) Thanks for the details, Gonzo.

(Lilo takes the pills and put them into a bowl. Stitch rush into the bathroom and switch the Out of Order sign to a working stall)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(Kermit takes a big nail and a hammer nearby. The hosts hid just as Bitterman appears)

Kermit: Ah, Miss Bitterman. How are we today?

Bitterman: (frowns) Crappy and hungry.

Kermit: Well, that's, uh, too bad. Oh, here's some treats, on me.

Bitterman: Good because I sure am hell ain't paying.

(Bitterman grabs a handful, unaware that she took the pills as well, and ate them)

Kermit: (to himself) I feel almost bad about doing this.

(Once Bitterman swallow, the bitch smirks evilly...before yelping in alarm causing her to scream in alarm. The audience laughs at this)

Bitterman: I gotta go!

(Bitterman rush into the bathroom as the hosts came out of hiding)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Boy, would she get a big surprise in there.

Kermit: Yes.

Cream: Come on, let's set some more pranks up in the meantime.

(Inside the bathroom, Bitterman goes into the stall, unaware of the Out of Order toilet, and use it quickly. Suddenly the thing explode sending the bitch into the ceiling. The audience laughs at that)

Bitterman: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Kermit meanwhile is seen bending the nail before putting it on Fozzie's fishing hook, much to the bear's notice)

Fozzie: Hey, thanks for the new hook, Kermit! Just in time for my new act! I think I'll practice right now!

Kermit: Yeah, you do that.

(Lilo grab a fire extinguisher and a compressed air cylinder nearby. Cream takes the hammer from Kermit and use it to loose a board in the damn floor)

Cream: (smirks) Hee hee hee.

(The hosts leave as the annoyed Bitterman came out of the bathroom)

Bitterman: Okay, what the hell just happened in there?!

(Fozzie meanwhile toss his fishing rod back but the nail caught Bitterman's dress. When the bear swings his rod forward, the nail end up ripping a big hole in the woman's dress causing her to scream and the audience to laugh)

Bitterman: AHHHHHH!

Gonzo: (surprised) Wow, cool! I never seen a wart that big on a woman's back!

Bitterman: (angrily) Shut up or I'll...

(Bitterman however steps on the loose board causing on end to swing up and hit her in the face, making the audience laugh some more)

Gonzo: Cool! Can I have a turn?!

(The hosts laugh as they watch from nearby)

Kermit: (amused) Okay, I gotta admit. That was good.

Cream: 4 pranks done, 4 to go.

(Lilo meanwhile mess with a few items and made a trumpet of the compress air cylinder. Then Stitch replace a water cooler near with the fire extinguisher.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Kermit: Okay, Miss Bitterman is coming over here.

Cream: Get her to that fake trumpet. We got to prepare for the final two pranks.

(The hosts head downstairs as Bitterman arrive. Kermit takes the 'trumpet'.)

Kermit: Hey Miss Bitterman. I wonder if you could help with something.

Bitterman: (frowns) Damn it, haven't I 'help' enough?!

Kermit: Relax. Listen, our trumpeter is having trouble with his trumpet and stuff. Can you test this for him and see if it's working?

Bitterman: Oh...fine.

(Bitterman takes the trumpet and begins to blow into it. Suddenly the compress air cylinder part is activated as the bitch gasp in alarm as she felt getting drained or something. The audience laughs madly as the woman finally got freed, gasping for air)

Bitterman: Air! Water!

Kermit: Oh, here's a water cooler!

(Bitterman push Kermit out of the way and quickly tries to activate the water cooler...except damn foam came out and spray her like mad causing her to scream)

Bitterman: AHHHHHHHH!

(In another room, Lilo pick up a quarter and smirk a bit upon hearing Bitterman's screams)

Lilo: Looks like we got 2 more pranks to go.

Cream: And a certain pig will help out unknowingly in the last two.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

(We see Bitterman going into a room, scowling angrily, dirty and pissed off)

Bitterman: I am staying in here for the rest of the day, frog! You are damn lucky that I don't evict you for this!

Kermit: No problem, sorry Miss Bitterman.

(Outside Kermit turns to Fozzie and Gonzo)

Kermit: Okay, get ready for your cannonball act.

Fozzie: But Kermit, we don't have a volunteer to be in the cannon yet!

Gonzo: I can try it!

Kermit: No, no, no, I found your volunteer, Gonzo.

(Gonzo looks sad much to Kermit's notice)

Kermit: You can go in the canon after the volunteer is done.

Gonzo: (grins) Cool!

(At a payphone, Lilo put the quarter in there and dial a number.)

Lilo: Good thing Kermit told us where Rachel would be at....and I did one hell of an impression of him.

(In Miss Piggy's dressing room, her phone rang as the pig pick it up)

Miss Piggy: Bonjour?

(We see Lilo clearing her throat before doing her Kermit impression)

Lilo: (Kermit voice) Hi ho there, Piggy my sweet! Boy do I miss ya.

(We see a split scene happening as Miss Piggy gasp in surprise)

Miss Piggy: Kermie? Is that you?

Lilo: Yep. I want to see you ASAP. I will be in the green room where it is now easy being green. Kiss me and hug me when you arrive.

Miss Piggy: Oh Kermie! I was waiting for this moment for a long time!!

(The eager Miss Piggy hangs up and rush out of her dressing room. The hosts smirk as they saw the pig rushing to the room that Bitterman is in. The bitch look alarmed as Miss Piggy came in and kiss and hug her)

Miss Piggy: Kermie, my love!

Bitterman: Gah! Are you crazy, pig?!

(Miss Piggy notice Bitterman, making the pig very angry)

Miss Piggy: (angrily) What?! You aren't Kermie! How dare you try to pull a trick on moi, you evil hag?!

Bitterman: Hag?! Have you look in a mirror, you fat hog from hell?!

Miss Piggy: THAT'S IT! HI-YAAAH!

(Miss Piggy karate chop Bitterman hard, causing the audience to laugh and for the woman to go flying through a lot of walls. She landed into a cannon right on stage.)

Bitterman: Ugh, what the...

Gonzo: (notices) Hey Fozzie! Our volunteer is here!

Fozzie: (grins) Wokka, wokka! All right, folks, time to send our volunteer right into the sky!

Bitterman: (shocked) What, wait, don't...

(Too late as Fozzie activate the cannon causing it to go off, sending a screaming Bitterman right through the rooftop and out of the theater)

Gonzo: (grins) Cool! My turn!

(The audience laughs as we see the hosts and Kermit behind stage)

Lilo: (giggles) All right, now that's what I call a 'quick exit'.

Cream: Yep! That witch is sure acting like it.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, our episode is now over. We like to thank Kermit and the Muppets for helping us out.

Kermit: Thanks, though I prefer not to let Miss Piggy know about your trick. That will get her angry at me than you kids.

Stitch: No problem.

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, join us next time as we team up with the Looney Tunes to pull pranks on that fat ass greedy park creep Swackhammer. Until then, we'll see you next on...

All: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

(The audience applaud as the hosts and friends wave goodbye as our episode comes to an end.)