Author's note
All right, who's up for some more ass kicking? Because I do! Time for more Toon Neighbors from Hell!!!

Episode 22: Terrence: Big, Dumb and Easy to Torture

(We see fade to outside of Mac's apartment as we hear the usual narrator)

Narrator: Welcome back to the series that isn't dead yet, baby! Our hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese are back in this crazy episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell!!!

(The audience applaud as we see the said hosts appearing)

Lilo: Welcome back, folks. We just arrive from after the final episode of the new Cartoon Survivor 7. Pity we miss one hell of a party.

Cream: Oh well, when we torture some evil meanies, it's a like a party to us already.

Stitch: Ih, true. Weega send Montana Max to a one trip to the bottom of the damn pool.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Okay then, time for us to show the next stupid head in line. We are in the front of Mac's apartment, the home of the kid who created Blooregard Q. Kazoo AKA Bloo. No, we aren't torturing the blue guy.

Cream: Yet.

Lilo: Right, today we will be kicking the ass out of that big mean jerk Terrence who is majorly the reason Mac gave Bloo up in the first place. That stupid head pound on Mac and tried to kill Bloo.

Stitch: Ih, stupid head must be punished.

Cheese: Chao!

Cream: Yep! Today we are pulling 7 pranks on Terrence. Oh boy, this is going to be so frigging sweet.

Lilo: And you folks get to watch, so come on!

(The group enter the building and goes into Mac's apartment. They see Terrence watching TV and laughing like an idiot)

Terrence: Oh yeah! This kick ass more often than me beating up that stupid brother of mine!

Cream: (quietly) He calls Mac stupid? Bah.

(Stitch search through the counter and found a mousetrap, some string and some pills)

Stitch: Meega knows what to do with this crap.

(Lilo open the fridge and took out an egg.)

Lilo: All right, here's some frigging ideas.

(Lilo open the microwave, put the eggs in there then close the damn thing and turn it on)

Lilo: Heh heh heh. This classic trick never fails.

(Stitch open a soda bottle and throw the pills in there.)

Cheese: (notice) Chao, chao, chao!

(The group quickly goes into another room just as Terrence enters the kitchen. He yelp in alarm just as the microwave is done and the egg made a huge mess)

Terrence: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(The audience laughs like mad as Terrence scream in anger while cursing madly. The bully growl as he fix the microwave)

Terrence: Stupid brother of mine...

(The hosts meanwhile are in the living room. Cream and Cheese quickly work on messing with the cable and such on top of the TV while Stitch drops the mousetrap into the bowl of chips)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: All right, this is going to be do frigging sweet...

(The hosts left the room as Terrence, filled with the soda and, unknown to himself, the pill, came back)

Terrence: There, about time especially for my kick ass next part of the show.

(Terrence gasp in shock as he saw the TV messed up and such. The bully rush over and scream, all pissed off. The audience laugh as the bully goes to work on the TV as the hosts laugh quietly while in hiding)

Cream: (quietly) All right. 2 pranks done, the next 2 pranks should be set...

Lilo: (quietly) Now to get the next three frigging damned set up.

(Terrence, who got the TV fixed, sat back down onto the couch)

Terrence: Grrr, that stupid brother of mine is dead.

(Terrence reach into the bowl and yelp in alarm as his hand activate the frigging mouse trap. The jerk scream as his hand is seen trapped in the mouse trap)

Terrence: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(Lilo open the closet door as Stitch gave one end to the string to Cheese. The Chao flew up and tie that end to a bowling ball on a shelf)

Cream: Hell, who knew that someone in Mac's family could bowl?

Stitch tie the other end to the doorknob and close the closet door quickly)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: All right, we got that prank check out. Now for the next two.

(Meanwhile Terrence cringe as he got the mousetrap off quickly. The villain then drank his soda while unknowingly swallowing the pill)

Terrnece: Ugh. Terrible.

(In the bathroom, Cream grabs the toilet paper and stuff the toilet quickly. She dry her hands off)

Cream: Hee hee hee. Terrence is one big hellva surprise.

Stitch: One prank left to go.

(The group left the bathroom and hid in a wardrobe. Terrence, back in the living room, watch TV and laugh like hell. Then the creep begin to yelp in alarm)

Terrence: Gah...my ass...I gotta take a crap!!!

(The audience laughs some more as Terrence rush off to the bathroom. Once the jerk is in there, Lilo and her friends came out of the wardrobe with smirks)

Lilo: Folks, in case you were wondering, that was a pill used to make you take a crap in the bathroom when you got a clogged ass.

Stitch: Now stupid head got a hurt ass!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: While the next two pranks are under way, time for us to get the last and final damn prank ready.

(Terrence meanwhile is crapping like hell, groaning and aching)

Terrence: Ugh, I don't know what I ate or drank, but damn, that smarts...

(Terrence reach for some toilet paper that is nearby, wipe himself and flush. For some reason though, the crap wouldn't go down)

Terrence: What the...?!

(Terrence flush like mad until the water and crap came out of the toilet)

Terrence: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(The audience laughs as Terrence, wet and dirty got up, screaming and cursing)

Terrence: Damn it! More stuff for me to fix! Who's the idiot?

(With the hosts, they laugh in amusement)

Cream: Looks like Terrence has found our little surprise.

(Stitch saw some big paper and paint nearby, causing him to smirk in amusement)

Stitch: Stitch got an idea.

(Terrence, cleaning up the toilet, growl as he came out of the bathroom)

Terrence: I know that my stupid brother of that doofus imaginary friend of his did this to me. Where are they?! I know, they could be hiding in the closet! I am not that stupid!

(Terrence goes to a familiar closet and grabs the doorknob)

Terrence: Okay, come out of there!

(Terrence swing the door open but that cause the bowling tied to the string and doorknob to go flying off the shelf...and hitting the asshole right in the balls)

Terrence: (girly voice) AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(The audience laughs as Terrence hold his balls in pain)

Terrence: (girly voice) Crap, I sound just like a girl now! Gah!

(We see the hosts painting something on some paper)

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, we are working on our final prank that will really punish Terrence.

Cream: This could take a while but...

Stitch: Finished!

Cream: (giggle) Oh never mind. Come on, let's set this up.

Cheese: Chao!

(A while later, we see Terrence coming into the same room, pissed off and with an ice pack on his privates)

Terrence: (normal voice) I know that brother of mine and that idiot Bloo did this. Where are they?!

(Terrence the spot what appears to be Mac and Bloo near the window. The bully angrily charge at them)

Terrence: Come on so I can pound you!

(Terrence jump at Mac and Bloo...and goes through the picture and the window that it is covering!)

Terrence: (shocked) What the hell?!

(Terrence scream as he goes flying downward out the window. We hear a crash outside and saw him in a dumpster groaning)

Terrence: Ugh...

(The hosts, back in the room, laugh madly as did the challenge)

Cream: All right, a success!

Lilo: Another bully taken down and p'wned big time, bitch!

Stitch: Ih, stupid head.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: All right, folks and Kenny, looks like we are done with yet another episode. Terrence is going to be feeling pain and smell badly for a while.

Cream: (giggling) Yeah.

Lilo: When we return in the next episode, we return to Townsville and pay a visit to Princess Morebucks...and prank the hell out of her.

Stitch: Until then, bye!

(The hosts wave as the audience applaud while we fade to black, ending yet another episode)