Author's note
Helll yeah, time to return to Townsville for yet another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell!

Episode 23: You Can't Buy Mercy!

(We go to front of a familiar mansion in Townsville as the familiar narrator spoke)

Narrator: The City of Townsville is fortunate enough to introduce yet another spanking episode of...Toon Neighbors from Hell! Now your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!!

(The audience applaud as the said hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, we're back with another episode.

Cream: If you joined us the last frigging time, you know that we made a big dumb idiot out of Mac's brother Terrence. Now we're back in Townsville, pulling pranks on yet another bratty villain.

Stitch: Ih, you know and hate her. She is Princess Morebucks, the rich girl who wants to be a Powerpuff Girls but couldn't. b**** needs a chill pill.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right, she has been a big pain to the Powerpuff Girls since her first appearance in the second season. Well, when we're done with her, Princess butthead would want to switch careers, like dating a vulture creature of something.

Cream: Don't we know it.

Shadow: (V.O) Okay, Princess is on the frigging move now, damn it. Time for this show to begin.

Lilo: All right, Shadow. (to audience) Today, we are pulling 7 pranks again so prepare yourselves for the hilarity and madness that only we could provide you.

Cream: Right, so don't miss it!

(The group goes into the mansion while barely dodging Daddy Morebucks. In a room, Stitch opens a container and found a helium tank, some tacks and a saw. Once they enter the kitchen, Stitch saw a tank for water and a hose. The alien put the helium tank next to the water one and switch the one onto there as well as the labels)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: They both look the same.

(The group goes upstairs and found Princess's room. The brat is inside her royal bathroom nearby, showering. Lilo take the tacks from Stitch and put them in Princess's shoes)

Lilo: Oh boy.

(Outside, Cream lift a rug as Stitch saw a hole underneath there. The rabbit then put the rug over the new hole)

Cream: Hee, hell yeah.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: All right, let's go.

(Back in her room, Princess came out of the shower and put her clothes back on)

Princess: Finally, after a day of that, I'm ready to destroy those stupid Powerpuff Girls.

(Princess put her shoes on...but step right on the tacks causing her to scream in pain and the audience to laugh)

Princess: AHHHHHH! What the hell?!

(Princess rush out of the room and unknowingly step on the rug, falling right through the new hole screaming. The audience laugh as did the hidden hosts.)

Stitch: All right, 2 pranks down, 5 more to go!

Cheese: Chao!

(Cream takes a marker nearby as she and her friends go into a room that has lot of Princess's pictures.)

Cream: (smirks) Hee hee hee. This is going to be so much fun.

(The girls, alien and Chao work quickly. Next Lilo pick up a bucket as the group head outside. A while later, Princess came into the room with an angry scowl)

Princess: Damn it, if I find the one who did...

(Princess gasps and scream in alarm as she saw her pictures vandalized with funny fakes, mustaches, etc. written on them)

Princess: AHHHHHH! WHO DID THIS?!

(Outside, Lilo swoop up some mud with the bucket. Now Stitch goes into the shack and raid some Instant Grow stuff)

Stitch: Stitch got an idea how to use this crap...

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao!

(In the kitchen, Princess groan as she throw a dirty washcloth away while going to what she thinks is the water tank)

Princess: Ugh. I hate doing this man stuff by myself. I will tell daddy about this...after I get some water!

(Princess take a hose and begins to drink from it...suddenly the bitch get blown up by the helium like a balloon. The audience laughs as Princess let go of the hose causing her to fly all through out the kitchen until she hit the floor.)

Princess: AHHHHHH!!!!

(Somewhere in the mansion, the hosts enter through a door and smirk upon hearing the screaming)

Lilo: Ahhh, sweet music to my ears. 4 pranks down, three more to go.

Cream: This is getting f**king sweet!

(We see Princess, recovering angrily, preparing to head outside. She didn't saw that Cheese has put a bucket of mud on top of the door before disappearing.)

Princess: Grrr, wait until I find the ones who was playing these pranks on me. I will.

(Princess opens the door and suddenly the bucket spill mud all over her, causing the bitch to scream and the audience to laugh out loud)

Princess: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Great, now I gotta clean myself!!!!!

(In the shower, Stitch switch Princess's shampoo with the Instant Grow stuff)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: All right, time for one damn prank left to go...once the sixth one is played, then we will proceed with number 7.

Cream: (look through door) Uh oh, she's coming.

(Cheese open a window allowing the group to go outside. A pissed off Princess enter the bathroom and begins taking a bath, using the Instant Grow crap, unknown to her)

Princess: Ahhhh, this is more like it...

(Suddenly, Princess's hair grow like mad causing her to yell in alarm, she looks like a big Yeti)

Princess: AHHHHHH!!!!!

(The audience laughs madly at this. The hosts laugh as they quickly run off)

Cream: All right, time for the final prank!!

(A while later, Princess, still in her nasty looking state, growls as she left the bathroom)

Princess: Blast it all. Whoever did this will pay! First, I gotta get my barber!

(Princess yelp as she saw a banana peel on the floor. The girl smirks while going around it)

Princess: Ha ha ha ha! Nice try but I ain't falling for that one!

(Suddenly the floor that Princess stood on spring up like a trapdoor causing Princess to go screaming out the door. We see Cream nearby holding a remote while smirking)

Cream: When the peel failed, the damn trapdoor always work...

(Outside, Princess continue screaming until she land in a cage in the back of a truck which closes afterwards, covering her view)

Princess's Voice: Hey, where am I?! Let me out of here! I am a rich girl and a Powerpuff Girl! LET ME OUT!!!

(The truck begins to move and drive away taking the caged Princess with it)

Driver: (smirks) All right, a real life Yeti! I gotta thanks those nice kids and things for calling me about it earlier! Sweet!

(The audience laughs as they applaud upon seeing Lilo and her friends appearing, watching this happen)

Lilo: All right, looks like the freakshow got a new attraction.

Stitch: Ih, a bitchy looking one. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Cream: No worries, folks, her daddy or boyfriend will bail her out...eventually.

(The audience and the hosts laugh all at once)

Lilo: Folks, we are done with our spanking ass episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell. Join us next time when we work with the Warners to make the life miserable of CEO Plotz.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: Until then, see ya!

(The audience applaud as the hosts wave before we fade to black, ending the episode)