Author's note
Welcome back to Acme Acres, where an ass kicking is about to be given here, so have some fun, folks!

Episode 21: Down and Out on Montana Max

(We fade in as we return to Acme Acres. The narrator from before spoke up)

Narrator: Hey there kiddies and jack asses! Want to see bullies, creeps and idiots get what's coming to them? Hell, you know you do so let's give it up for another spanking episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! With your prank giving hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!!!!

(The audience applaud like hell as four familiar hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks! Did you miss us?

Audience: Hell yeah!

Cream: We can't hear ya!

Audience: HELL YEAH!

Stitch: Good. Weega are so eager to continue this brand new ass spanking series!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: In our last episode, we send Lex Luthor all the way to the South Pole, or is it South Park? Aww hell, who cares, right? Now we're back in Acme Acres to deal with another hard ass.

Cream: Helping us once more in this episode are Buster Bunny and Babs Bunny.

Hosts: No relation.

(The audience applaud as the familiar guest-hosts appear)

Babs: Hey, that's our line!

Cream: Sorry, can't help myself!

Babs: That's mine too!

Buster: (chuckling) Aw, let her use it, Babs.

Lilo: All right, let's tell the folks of the rich bastard we will be targeting.

Stitch: Ih, weega are dealing with that rich son of a bitch Montana Max, who has been a big pain in the ass to all toons everywhere.

Buster: Well, I think some certain prank giving is in order, right gang?

Audience: YEAH!

Cheese: Chao!

Lilo: Right, with Shadow looking over things and Kenny rolling, you folks won't miss a single minute. We are going for 7 pranks here. Is this great or what?

Audience: What! What! What!

Babs: (chuckling) Aw, shut up.

Cream: All right, let's do this so stick around, folks!!!

(The group enter Monty's mansion and sneak around, dodging the butler)

Lilo: Oh boy, what shall we start this show off first?

Buster: Let's hit the pool, shall we?

(The group goes to the pool area first. Babs smirk as she take a bag out)

Babs: Bag of wonderful items to use. Save us the trouble of looking for some to use again.

Cream: (giggle) Good idea, Babs.

(Cream takes a spring and install it in the diving board)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Stitch: Now for next one...

(Stitch grabs a bucket and use it to swoop up a lot of mud. Now the group quickly hid behind the shower stall as Montana Max, in his bathing suit, appears)

Montana Max: Ha ha ha, time for me to have a swim, that none of those stupid toons came ever get a chance too.

(Montana Max got on the diving board and jump up and down. But due to the extra spring, the rich asshole got send flying into some trees screaming. The audience laughs like mad as he fell out, hitting the ground with a yelp)

Babs: Hee hee, we can't help ourselves.

Stitch: Now for next trick.

(Montana Max groans as he got up while cursing)

Montana: Grrr, what idiot did that to me?! (breath in and out) Time for me to go in and tell that idiot butler of mine that somehow mess with the stall.

(Babs, taking the bucket of mud from Montana Max, rush over to the door and quickly put the bucket of mud on the door top)

Babs: Hee hee, what a great gag.

(Babs hid in time as Montana Max was coming in through the same door that the rabbit enter. Suddenly the bucket of mud fell and cover his head, causing the villain to scream and curse while the audience laugh some more)

Montana: WHAT THE HECK?!

(Babs return to the others who laugh like mad)

Buster: All right, 2 tricks down, 5 more to go.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Right. I know what to do next!

(Montana groans angrily as he goes into the shower, taking his swimming suit off to get a shower. Stitch grab a crab nearby and put it in there.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Babs: Oh boy. Time for one hell of a trick.

(Babs grabs another crab and put it in the swimming pool.)

Babs: (smirks) I can't help myself.

Lilo: Neither can we! (notice) Stupid head's coming back.

(The group hide as Montana Max finish his shower)

Montana: Ah, much better.

(Montana put his swimming suit back on, unaware of the crab now in it. The boy screams in alarm as the crab pinch his ass and everyone else in the suit like mad. The audience and the hosts laugh like hell as the boy fight to get the little asshole out)

Montana: OUUUUUUCH!

(The rich brat growl angrily as he head back into the pool right jump in...and right onto crab, getting himself pinch like hell all over again. The bad boy screams as he jumps out of the pool losing his trunks in the progress)

Cream: (giggling) Oooh, I see Monty's bad brats.

Buster: Eeeeew! Which gives me an idea for the combined fifth and sixth pranks...

(Buster grabs a spiked urchin and put it in Montana's towel. He then smirks while hiding)

Buster: Thank Bugs that Monty's mother is nearby.

Lilo: (smirks) Ooooh, I can see where the hell this is going.

(Montana hits the grass with a thud groaning as he got up)

Montana: Oooh, what the heck is going on here? When I get my hands on...

(Montana begins to wrap the towel around himself, but scream in alarm when the spiked urchin pinch him. The boy scream as he run off, the towel abandoned, screaming)

Montana: Ouch, ouch, OUUUUUCH!

(Montana unknowingly run into the mansion groaning in pain)

Montana: Why am I tortured this way?!

Voice: Montana Max!

(Montana yelp as he saw his mother, though her face remains unseen, glaring at him.)

Max's mother: You know better than to run around without your clothes on!

Montana: (alarmed) Mom, wait, I can explain!

(The pissed off woman grabs Montana and spank his ass like mad causing the audience to laugh. The mother then lets go after she's done)

Max's mother: Now go get dressed right now!

Montana: (growling) Ooooooh...

(Outside the hosts laugh at this)

Babs: Oh yeah, we can't help ourselves indeed.

Lilo: One more prank to go. Oh yeah, this is going to be frigging great.

(Buster take a dollar bill out and some string and tie one end to the dollar before putting it down. The rabbit race up to the diving board (the spring has been removed by now) and throw the other end to Babs who put it in a damn fishing pole.)

Buster: (smirks) Now for the return of an old favor...

(Buster put another spring into the diving board quickly then got off)

Lilo: All right, time for us to do this crap.

Cheese: (notice) Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: He's coming!

(The hosts hide while Buster and Babs goes into a bush with the fishing pole. Montana, clothes on, came out fuming)

Montana: Gah, what is this, piss me off day!! Grrr, why I oughta...

(Montana stop and saw the dollar, making him smirk)

Montana: Well, well, a dollar. Looks like today has been avenged after all.

(The jerk goes for the dollar but Babs use the fishing pole to reel it in causing Montana to chase it up to the diving board. The jerk bounce on the latter too high trying to get the dollar and suddenly it spring the jerk right into the air)

Montana: AHHHHHHH!!!

(The audience laughs as Montana fell back into the pool with a big splash enough to send all the pool water out of the pool itself. The jerk is on the bottom of the pool groaning in pain.)

Montana: Why...

(The hosts laugh in amusement at this despite themselves a bit wet)

Lilo: All right, another bully conquered.

Cream: Right and he hellva disturb it.

Babs: We just can't help ourselves!

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, Monty will be in big pain for a while but don't feel sorry for him...he asked for it!

Stitch: Ih, weega like to thank Buster and Babs for helping us for today's show.

Bunnies: You're welcome!

Lilo: Join us next time as we go after Mac's big stupid brother, Terrence, and torture him more way than one. Until next time.

Cheese: (waving) Chaoooooo!

(The hosts and their friends wave as the audience applaud before we fade to black)