Episode 130: Punishing Baby Eddie

 

(We fade in to the backyard of a house as music begins.)

 

Announcer: Welcome, folks! Playtime is over! Time for another spanking episode of...

 

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

 

Announcer: Damn right! And now, your hosts!!!

 

(The audience applauds as Lilo's group appears, waving)

 

Lilo: Hey folks. Welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell.

 

Cream: The only show where we take a few meanies, bullies, jerks, and villains...

 

Stitch: And punish them for our and your amusement!!!

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

 

Cream: We had fun the last time, right?

 

Audience: Yeah!

 

Lilo: Granted, we feel a bit guilty in pranking poor Butters...

 

Stitch: But not towards his alter-ego Professor Chaos!

 

(The audience laughs)

 

Lilo: All right, time we go after another kind of villain...a baby to be precise.

 

Cream: But this is no ordinary baby. It's Jimmy Neutron's evil baby cousin, Baby Eddie.

 

Lilo: Who once got Jimmy into trouble then later team up with a lot of baddies to destroy him.

 

Cheese: Chao!

 

Stitch: Well, Baby Eddie is going to learn youga ain't too young to be punished! Ha ha ha!

 

Lilo: Yeah! We're going to get him in this episode, right folks?

 

Audience: Hell yeah!

 

Cream: Time to perform 6 pranks so here we go!

 

Stitch: Let the madness begin!

 

(The group sneaks across the yard, seeing Baby Eddie plotting nearby.)

 

Baby Eddie: Ha ha ha. Oh yes, world domination is mine. It's... (pause) Need a fresh diaper.

 

(The baby left. The heroes sneak on over)

 

Lilo: Time for prank 1.

 

(Cream drops a whoopee cushion onto Baby Eddie's seat)

 

Cream: Hee hee. Prank 1 done.

 

(The group heads onward. The group found Baby Eddie teasing a mean dog as he got his diaper changed. They waited until he's done before the villain left. Stitch came over and take down the chain)

 

Stitch: (quietly) Want to punish big meanie, big guy?

 

(The dog barks meaning "yes". The group now goes over to inside the house. Lilo took a bucket of water and gave it to Cheese)

 

Cheese: Chao!

 

(Cheese flew up as Cream closes the door barely. The Chao put the bucket onto top of the door)

 

Cream: Nice.

 

(Baby Eddie comes back to his plans thing and sat down. The villain yelps as a farting noise is heard, making the audience laugh.)

 

Baby Eddie: Gah!

 

(The baby got up and removes the Whoopee cushion. Baby Eddie jumps up and down, scowling)

 

Baby Eddie: AHHHHHH!!!!

 

(In the living room, we see Baby Eddie's dad sleeping. The group tiptoe quietly then leave a big cookie while Cream ties it to a lamp near him.)

 

Cream: (quietly) 4 pranks set up.

 

Lilo: (quietly) Two more to go.

 

(Baby Eddie is seen going back to the dog, taunting it)

 

Baby Eddie: Stupid ass dog! I'm smarter than you! You are chained up! Ha ha ha!

 

(Suddenly the dog, released, pounces at Baby Eddie)

 

Baby Eddie: (shocked) What the hell?!

 

(The dog mauls Baby Eddie like mad, making the audience laughs. When it's done, the dog left, leaving Baby Eddie to get up and down, pissed.)

 

Baby Eddie: WAHHHHHH!!!!

 

(We see the heroes in some sort of lab)

 

Cream: Wow, who knew Baby Eddie got a lab of his own?

 

Stitch: He is smarter...but not that smart!

 

(At a puddle at the bottom, Lilo plugs in a plug and put the other end into the puddle)

 

Lilo: Hee hee hee. Priceless.

 

Cheese: Chao.

 

Cream: One more prank left to set up!

 

(Baby Eddie is seen coming in...but yelps as the bucket of water fell onto him, covering the villain up. The audience laughs madly as he tries his best to get it off.)

 

Baby Eddie: Get this f***ing thing off of me!

 

(Baby Eddie hits the table, knocking the bucket off of himself. He jumps up and down, cursing and screaming.)

 

Baby Eddie: WAHHHHHH!!!

 

(We see him groaning as he goes into the living room. Baby Eddie spots the cookie near his dad)

 

Baby Eddie: (smirks) Cookie time...

 

(The baby tiptoes over to where the cookie is at and grabs it. But the cookie ends up pulling the lamp down, hitting the dad hard. The baby gasps as the dad woke up, pissed as he glares.)

 

Baby Eddie's Dad: Why you!!!

 

(Baby Eddie yelps as his dad grabs him and spanks his bottom hard, making the audience laughs. Once the dad is done, he threw him to the floor. Baby Eddie got up, jumping up and down angrily.)

 

Baby Eddie: GAAAAH!!!

 

(We see the heroes outside of the house putting some tacks onto the ground)

 

Stitch: Oh boy! One last prank set up.

 

Cream: Yes, we're going to enjoy this.

 

Lilo: Yep!

 

(Downstairs, Baby Eddie came downstairs, upset after the spanking)

 

Baby Eddie: Those damn prankers! They will pay when I get my hands on them!!!

 

(The baby steps into the puddle...and got electrocuted. The audience laughs as he was knocked to the ground. Baby Eddie got up, pissed.)

 

Baby Eddie: ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!

 

(Baby Eddie grabs a weapon and rushes upstairs)

 

Baby Eddie: I will neutralize them for this!!!

 

(Baby Eddie heads to the door and spots some tacks on the ground)

 

Baby Eddie: (roll eyes) How stupid do they take me for? I will move right over here!

 

(Baby Eddie steps aside...but yelps as he suddenly find themselves send flying into the air by a hidden catapult)

 

Baby Eddie: AHHHHH!!!

 

(The audience laughs madly as he is send out of sight. Soon applause are heard as the hosts appear.)

 

Cheese: Chao!

 

Cream: Yes, we did it!

 

Lilo: 6 pranks a complete success!

 

Stitch: Baby Eddie is going to wish he will never grow up! Ha ha ha!

 

(The audience laughs some more, then applauds)

 

Lilo: Folks! That is our show for now! We hope you like it!

 

Cream: Join us when we get payback on the Shadow Queen!

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao!

 

Hosts: See ya next time!

 

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode)

 

The End

 

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