Episode 129: The Rise and Fall of Professor Chaos

 

(We see South Park on Halloween as music begins to play.)

 

Announcer: Welcome, folks, to another spoooooky episode of...

 

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

 

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

 

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo's group appearing)

 

Lilo: Welcome to our show, folks, and on Halloween too.

 

Cream: We're going to have a spooky time.

 

Stitch: Like weega have when weega mopped the floor with No-Heart.

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

 

Lilo: Today's episode has a bad guy who isn't really a bad guy but plays one, enough to agree to help us in this episode.

 

Cream: Butters Scotch...AKA the not so villainous Professor Chaos!

 

(The audience applauds as Butters in his Professor Chaos getup appear)

 

Butters: Shucks, you think I should do this?

 

Stitch: Relax, Butters. Weega will go easy on youga, just performing some not-so-harmless pranks.

 

Butters: Awww, hamburgers. Well, as long as it's for fun...

 

Lilo: Just get ready, Professor Chaos. We will get to you shortly.

 

Butters: Sure! (Fake laugh) Ha ha ha ha!

 

(Butters rushes off quickly)

 

Cheese: (shake hands) Chao.

 

Lilo: Right, well, folks, ready for some Halloween pranking and fun?

 

Audience: Yeah!

 

Lilo: We're preparing 6 pranks for Professor Chaos, so here we go!

 

Cream: Yes!

 

(The group sneaks through town, seeing Professor Chaos in his backyard, plotting.)

 

Lilo: (quietly) Okay, prank one is a go.

 

Professor Chaos: Yes, yes, my plan...whatever it is...is going to work! (Pause) Gotta go to the bathroom.

 

(Professor Chaos rushes off to the bathroom. The group sneak in and goes near the door. Stitch stops the marbles.)

 

Stitch: Hee hee hee.

 

Lilo: All right, prank 1 is set up.

 

(The group sneaks through the door, seeing Butters's parents leaving through the front door)

 

Cream: (quietly) Parents gone. Now...

 

(The group goes into the kitchen to some candy in a bowl. Lilo quietly put in a huge mouse trap into a bowl.)

 

Lilo: (quietly) Prank 2 is set up...

 

(The group goes to Butters's room, and heads over to the bedroom. Cheese drops in some mice into the bed)

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

 

Lilo: Well, these guys are friendly. Let's see if Butters agree.

 

(Professor Chaos hums as he heads downstairs, heading to the kitchen)

 

Professor Chaos: Oh boy! I am hungry! My parents aren't home...they won't ground Professor Chaos! BWA HA HA HA HA!

 

(Professor Chaos reaches into the bowl, then yelps as a mouse trap is set off, hurting his hand. The audience laughs.)

 

Professor Chaos: Owie, owie!

 

(Professor Chaos mumbles as he works on removing the mouse trap. The boy sighs as he heads to the door.)

 

Professor Chaos: Fools! They may have got me once, but not this time! Professor Chaos is unstoppable!

 

(As the so-called villain heads outside, he slips on the marbles. The boy yelps as he fell to the ground, making the audience laughs.)

 

Professor Chaos; Okay, so did they. (Got up) But Professor Chaos will have his revenge!!!!

 

(We see the group in the basement, going over to the dryer. Stitch opens the door and quickly put some sort of weird doll inside, attach a string to it, tying the other end to the door before closing it.)

 

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

 

Lilo: Right, two more pranks left to make.

 

(Back upstairs, Professor Chaos yawns as he goes into his bedroom)

 

Professor Chaos: Evil needs sleep...the pranking made Professor Chaos tired.

 

(Professor Chaos got into bed...and yells as mice crawls all over him. The audience laughs as he moves around frantically.)

 

Professor Chaos: I ain't that tired!!!!!!!

 

(The boy moves to get rid of the rats. Back outside, the group goes over to a hole. Cream hums as she puts leaves over the hole, along with some candy.)

 

Cream: Trick or treat. Hee hee hee!

 

Lilo: One more prank left to make.

 

(Back downstairs, Professor Chaos sighs as he heads to the basement, with a note saying "Butters, Do Laundry Or You're Grounded!")

 

Professor Chaos: I am Professor Chaos, not a servant! (Pause) But I do fear the overlord. This shall be quick!

 

(The boy opens the washer. But as he opens the dryer, the doll appears, making weird growling noises. The audience laughs as Professor Chaos screams.)

 

Professor Chaos: AHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

(The so-called villain fell to the floor, panting)

 

Professor Chaos: I am not having a good night at all!!!!

 

(Outside, Professor Chaos grumbles as he came out)

 

Professor Chaos: Enough of this foolishness! Professor Chaos got other things better to do! (notices) Oh, candy!

 

(The boy rushes over to the candy but fell right into the hole. The audience laughs as he climbs out)

 

Professor Chaos: Blast it all! Time for Professor Chaos to end this!

 

(We see Lilo's group setting up some hidden traps near the house.)

 

Lilo: All right, this oughta spook him good!

 

Stitch: (notices) Here he comes!

 

(Professor Chaos came out...on some sort of bike that looks like it's badly decorated to be a tank)

 

Professor Chaos: My enemies shall pay for annoying Professor Chaos!!!!

 

(Suddenly as the boy got near, a spring trap mannequin appears roaring)

 

Professor Chaos: AHHHHHH!!!! FREDDY KRUEGER!

 

(The boy moves and yelps as another mannequin appears)

 

Professor Chaos: PREDATOR!

 

(Professor Chaos frantically moves in an attempt to escape but yelps as one more mannequin appears, roaring)

 

Professor Chaos: STEVEN SEAGAL! AHHHH!!!!

 

(The boy then fell into some bushes as the audience laughs. As Professor Chaos breathes in and out, the audience applauds as Lilo's group came out.)

 

Lilo: Ha ha ha! Very hilarious.

 

Cream: It's okay, Butters, just mannequins.

 

Professor Chaos: (peeks out) Uh, yeah. I knew that.

 

Stitch: Well, folks, did you enjoy that?

 

Audience: YEAAAAAH!!!!!

 

Lilo: We did very good in our 6 pranks. We'd like to thanks Butters for cooperating and for him using his Professor Chaos identify.

 

Butters: This is all for fun, right?

 

Cheese: Chao.

 

Stitch: Maybe.

 

(The audience applauds)

 

Lilo: That's it for our show. Join us again next time when we prank Jimmy Neutron's evil cousin Baby Eddie.

 

Cream: Until then, have a safe Halloween!

 

(The audience applauds as the hosts, including Butters, waves as we fade to black)

 

The End

 

A/N: And that's about it. Whatcha think? Later!