A/N: Time for some new fun

 

Episode 131: Toon Neighbors and the Thousand Year Prank!

 

(We hear familiar music as we fade in the palace from "Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door" game)

 

Announcer: Welcome folks, to another edition of your favorite villain busting show...

 

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

 

Announcer: Here they are, your hosts!

 

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo and her friends arriving while waving)

 

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell.

 

Cream: Meaning we're neighbors...

 

Stitch: From Hell!

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao!

 

Lilo: Last time, we spend to a bit of trouble pranking Baby Eddie, but enough fun for everyone at the very end.

 

Cream: Today on our show, we are now going after a big meanie whose Lilo's adopted daddy Mario used to fought.

 

Stitch: Her name? The Shadow Queen? Evil asshole who once took control of Lilo's adopted mom and tried to destroy the world.

 

Lilo: Yeah, she's beaten but is still not taught a lesson. (Grins) But we will give her a lesson, right folks?

 

Audience: YEAH!

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao!

 

Cream: Oh boy, time we have some fun with this creep.

 

Lilo: Right, we're going for 6 pranks here so let's kick some ass!

 

Stitch: Ih! Ha ha ha ha ha!

 

(The group moves through the palace, dodging some traps and the minions. They found the Shadow Queen in her throne room, sitting.)

 

Shadow Queen: Ever since Mario and his allies beaten me, I am trapped. (Sighs) Nothing to do...

 

Lilo: (quietly) Oh, you will get something to do all right.

 

(The group waited until the Shadow Queen got up and leaves the room. When she's gone, they sneak in)

 

Stitch: Prank 1 coming up.

 

(Stitch puts some sort of mine onto the throne)

 

Stitch: Hee hee hee.

 

Cheese: Chao.

 

(The group then leaves the room, heading down the hallway to a sleeping dinosaur. Cream hums as she took out an alarm clock and winds it off to sound detection.)

 

Cream: (quietly) This oughta be fun.

 

(Cream put the clock down before the group heads to a fountain area. They notices the Shadow Queen getting some coins then heading back to the throne room.)

 

Lilo: Okay, let's go.

 

(The group goes over to the fountain where Stitch dodges some nasty piranha fish)

 

Stitch: Hee hee hee.

 

Lilo: All right, 3 pranks left to set up.

 

(We see the Shadow Queen returning to the throne room)

 

Shadow Queen: I will be bored out of my mind unless...

 

(The Shadow Queen sat down...and causes the mine to go off. The audience laughs as she is thrown out of her chair, landing on the floor.)

 

Shadow Queen: (annoyed) And my wish came true, unfortunately.

 

(We now see Lilo's group going to some sort of writing on the wall.)

 

Cream: Let's do some drawing.

 

Cheese: Chao!

 

(The group scribbles on the wall. Cheese wrote a message that said "Press Here, Stupid" with Stitch putting a button onto the wall.)

 

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

 

Lilo: 4 pranks set up. We are getting creative here.

 

Others: Yeah/Chao!

 

(With the Shadow Queen, she moves through the palace to the dinosaur)

 

Shadow Queen: If there are intruders, I must get my pet dinosaur who is loyal to me, unless he is woken up, to get them!

 

(Suddenly the alarm clock is activated upon the Shadow Queen getting closer. She yelps as the dinosaur woke up, pissed.)

 

Shadow Queen: Aw, damn it!

 

(The monster grabs the Shadow Queen and mauls her, making the audience laugh some more. He then spit her out before going back to sleep. The Shadow Queen got up, groaning.)

 

Shadow Queen: Ugh!

 

(Now we see the group going over to a huge painting. Stitch took out a marker and scribbles all over it until he's done)

 

Lilo: Wow, I didn't think you would be able to do that.

 

Stitch: Ih! Ha ha ha!

 

Cream: One more prank left to set up.

 

(We see the Shadow Queen by the fountain, pissed)

 

Shadow Queen: They dare to mock the Shadow Queen?! I will show them all! I will!!!!

 

(The Shadow Queen mumbles as she prepares to grab some coins...only for the piranha fish to attack her. The audience laughs as she works on getting them off, much to her chagrin.)

 

Shadow Queen: (anger mark) AAAARGH!!!!

 

(We now see Lilo and her pals going near a huge pit, going around it. Lilo took out a spray and sprayed the hole, making it invisible.)

 

Lilo: All right, one more prank left. Now for the big drop!

 

Cream: Hee hee hee.

 

(We see the Shadow Queen growling as she moves down the hall now)

 

Shadow Queen: That's it! No more Miss Nice Shadow Queen! I will stalk them all and kill them! THEY ALL FRY!!! (Notices) What's this?

 

(The villainess spots the "Press Here, Stupid" message over the button, making her frown)

 

Shadow Queen: How stupid do they really think I am? I am not pressing that. (Pause) But still, I am a bad guy and pressing buttons and going after instinct is...

 

(The villainess press the button...causing a boxing glove to come out of the button and send the Shadow Queen right into another wall. The audience laughs loudly.)

 

Shadow Queen: (anger mark) OF COURSE!!!

 

(The Shadow Queen, now recovered, scowls angrily as she moves down faster)

 

Shadow Queen: All right, no more of this! I am going straight to the...

 

(The Shadow Queen saw her painting a big mess, much to her shock. The audience laughs madly as she screams in fury, blasting the painting to pieces.)

 

Shadow Queen: AAAARGH!!!

 

(The Shadow Queen begins smashing through the place like mad)

 

Shadow Queen: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! WHERE?!

 

(The villainess found Lilo's group, standing there, waiting)

 

Shadow Queen: I GOT YOU NOW!

 

(The Shadow Queen lands in front of the group...but yelps as she fell right into the invisible hole.)

 

Shadow Queen: AHHHHHH!!!

 

(The audience laughs madly as she is heard screaming and falling before hitting the ground hard. Stitch then put a huge unbreakable rock over the pit as the Shadow Queen is heard trying to come back, but hit it hard before falling again.)

 

Stitch: Not taking chances! Hee hee hee!

 

(The audience laughs and applauds)

 

Lilo: And thus, 6 pranks a big success and another freak completely humiliated.

 

Cream: I know. The Shadow Queen will need another thousand years to recover from that one!

 

(Everyone laughs happily)

 

Lilo: That's our show for now, folks! Join us next time as we perform the out of this world pranking on Shadow's enemy Black Doom!

 

Cheese: Chao chao chao!

 

Stitch: Scary but not hard to prank! Until then...

 

All: See you later!

 

(The audience applauds as we fade to black, ending the episode)

 

The End

 

A/N: Well, hope you enjoy that one! Read and review!