Author's note
Hey folks, JusSonic here. Before we can get to the action itself, let's do a behind the scenes look, shall we?

Episode 13: Flashing a Thompson!

(Unlike the other episodes, we fade in to a studio where Shadow is at)

Shadow: (to camera) Hey folks, welcome to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell. I'm Shadow the Hedgehog, the director. Before we get you ready for an ass kicking of yet another bully, I thought I would give you a behind the scenes tour, a very brief one at that.

(Shadow shows the camera around a bit)

Shadow: This is where we do some editing and the normal stuff, while I direct Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese around, and warn them when their target is almost upon them. To be frigging honest, a few times, their target almost caught them. Thank God that isn't the case. Also, this show would never been done without those working behind the scenes besides me and Kenny McCormick.

(We see various behind the scenes people in different shots as Shadow introduce them)

Shadow: Our isolated camera, Silver the Hedgehog. Another running camera, Silver the Hedgehog. In the video truck, Wooldoor Sockbat. Our statisician Sandy Cheeks. Our sound man Mr. Noisy who helped out in the Vicky episode. Nice job, Mr. Noisy. Our tape edition, Squidward Tentacles. Countless producers and technicians. And our executive producer, JusSonic himself.

(Cut to Shadow in the studio)

Shadow: Thanks, and now, back to Toon Neighbors from Hell, already in production starring your usual hosts Lilo, my girl Cream, Stitch and Cheese the Chao.

(We cut to front of a universary in New York as the hosts are waiting)

Lilo: Thanks, Shadow! Hey folks, welcome to one hell of another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell, the show where we play crazy pranks on nasty bullies and then let you laugh at their misery.

Cream: In our last episode, we took down Arnold and today, we are going after an interesting target: Flash Thompson. He may be a fan of Spider-Man but this ass is one big bully in his own right.

Stitch: He had it coming!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Spider-Man and who knows what else may appear so stick around! We got eight pranks to pull on Flash Thompson himself. Here we go!

(Inside the school, the hosts spot Flash himself laughing as he trip a student sending him to the floor)

Flash: (mocking) Have a nice trip.

Lilo: Geez, and this guy got mature in the comic books?

Cream: (smirks) Let's tease this asshole a lesson, shall we?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao, chao.

(Stitch sneaks up on Flash and open his locker. Next the alien quietly pulls the bully's underwear and close the locker on it, trapping the said underwear there)

Stitch: (smirks) Eh eh eh eh.

(Lilo took some glue from another locker)

Lilo: This could come in handy...

(As Flash tried to walk away, the bully yelps as the locker that is holding his underwear gave him a major wedgie causing the bully to fell to the floor, ripping his underwater in the progress, making the audience laugh at this.)

Flash: OUCH!

(Flash got up with a groan as he move on. The hosts move ahead of him quickly.)

Lilo: Time to do our version of run away ding dong!

(Lilo giggles as they reach a door of the principal's office. Stitch knock on it quickly before the hosts run off. As Flash approach, the door suddenly open and hit him in the face causing him to yell and the audience to laugh some more)

Principal: (confused) Huh?

(The principal closes back into his office, with Flash having one hell of a bruise nose)

Flash: Ouch! Damn it!!!

(In the science lab, the hosts hid all over the place and goes to a place where Flash usually sits)

Lilo: (quietly) Today, Flash and his class are supposed to do some sort of science lesson. Well, luckily for us, we will give him one hell of a lesson.

Cream: (quietly) Yeah.

(Cream took some baking soda then pours it into Flash's flask then she quietly pour in some random junk)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Stitch: (smirks) Now for a big one.

(Stitch took out a whoopie cushion and puts it on Flash's chair. The bully himself comes over, not suspecting a thing, then he sat his ass down. The cushion made a big farting noise making the audience and the class laugh)

Flash: What the...?!

(Flash remove the cushion and frowns angrily before tossing it away. Then class is in session as the hosts and Kenny took their leave)

Flash: Eh, why must I have to take this damn class? Science are nothing for stupid j...

(Suddenly an explosion occurs hitting Flash. When the smoke clears, the audience laughs heartily as the bully is covered in some worthless crap)

Teacher: (notice) Mr. Thompson, did you made sure to follow the instructions?

Flash: (frowns) Damn it!

(Outside the classroom, Lilo, Stitch, Cream and Cheese laughs at this)

Cream: 4 pranks down...

Three: Only four more to go!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(A while later, it is now lunchtime in the cafeteria as Flash was getting his lunch and heading to a table)

Flash: Damn, forgot napkins or some crap like that.

(Flash left his lunch and stuff at the place where he's sitting and left. Cream then quickly switch a bottle of ketchup with the glue)

Cream: Hee hee hee!

(Stitch then claw through the legs of Flash's chair quickly)

Stitch: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Lilo: (to herself) This oughta be fun.

(We see Peter and Mary Jane nearby eating lunch as they saw this happening)

Mary-Jane: Peter, are those four pulling pranks on Flash Thompson?

Peter: Maybe. (smirks) At least it's better than when the hell I'm pulling them.

Mary-Jane: Same here.

(Flash returns, sitting in his chair and pouring the glue on his food. Then the bully begins to eat...then yelp in alarm as his mouth got stuck)

Flash: (muffles) Ton of a citch!

(His chair then collapses causing the audience to laugh out like that. Flash screams in alarm and annoyance as the hosts laugh at this)

Stitch: Big stupid head fell down and go boom!

(Inside the locker room, the hosts hum while pouring some liquid into Flash's jock straps)

Lilo: Folks, if you have seen the Revenge of the Nerds, then this frigging stuff we're using is Liquid Heat, which will make you itch for hours like hell.

Stitch: Ih. Major pain.

Peter: (appears) So, need some help with the last prank?

Cream: Oh yes, Mr. Parker. If you got anything that can help...

(Peter smirks as he hold up a football)

Peter: I have taken the liberty of making my own web brand football, if you know what i mean.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(Later at football practice)

Coach: Okay, time for the frigging football practice for the seasons, assholes. Flash, you're...hey, what are you doing?

(Flash groans as he is itching and scratching himself like mad)

Flash: Hell, I itch, I am burning! Ouch, ouch, OUCH!

Coach: (annoyed) Look, I don't give a damn if you're itching. Just kick the football.

Flash: (groans) Right.

(Flash get into position while still in pain some more)

Flash: God, I have been in pain and humiliation so far. What the hell could get worst?

(Flash rush over and kick the football...which explodes all of the sudden. As everyone else watch in surprise, the idiot is now cover in webs)

Flash: What the hell?! Damn those villains, trying to make it look like Spider-Man did it! AAAAAHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs madly as we go to the hosts who laugh and five high themselves)

Lilo: And another successful episode, folks! We sure pick the hell out of Flash Thompson!

Cream: Yep! And thanks to the Amazing S...

Stitch: Whoa, whoa, no need to spoil stuff, 'kay?

Cream: (realize) Oh right. (to Kenny) Kenny, put the camera back on Flash, to give our audience some more frigging laughing time.

(Kenny move the camera back onto Flash. The offscreen audience laughs as some school officials are trying to get him free of the webs. Now the camera is on the hosts once more)

Lilo: Folks, this has been another spanking ass episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! Tune in for our season finale where our next victim will be Pete! Until then...

All: Bye now!

(The audience applaud as we fade to black, ending this episode)