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Toon Neighbors From Hell

by JusSonic

Chapter 12: 12. Episode 12: Hasta la Vista, Moron!

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Author's note
Hey folks, if you don't like pranks being pulled on people, then leave now! But if you like pranks being pulled on certain bullies, creeps, etc. then read on!!!

Episode 12: Hasta la Vista, Moron!

(We fade in to Acme Acres as our episode begins as music begins to play)

Announcer: Folks, welcome back to Toon Neighbors from Hell, where you folks watch certain assholes get his or hers via series of pranks! So without any further ado, here are your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The offscreen audience applauds as the said hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell where we play the bullies and the bullies are the innocent, yeah right, victims!

Cream: In our last episode, we took down that baby genius brat Stewie Griffin and now, we are dealing with a lot whole of bitch!

Stitch: Ih, weega also got two special guest stars. So let's bring them out!

(Two familiar rabbits appear, grinning)

Buster: Hi, I'm Buster Bunny!

Babs: And I'm Babs Bunny!

Both: No relation.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: We would say that this is a kids show...but damn it, we will not.

(The audience laughs a bit)

Cream: You two ready for some fun?

Buster: You betcha! So who is your target today?

Lilo: We are going to pound some crap into that pitbull Arnold, who has did a lot whole of bullying and jobs for Montana Max. We would go after that brat but we will get him, someday.

Stitch: Ih, today though, Arnold is the target.

Babs: Hee hee hee, we can't help ourselves, really.

Lilo: Sounds like you and Miss Naughty would get along.

Shadow: (V.O.) Attention, Arnold is in place, this show is gone.

Lilo: That's Shadow the Hedgehog, our director of the show, time for us to do some ass kicking.

Cream: Today we got 10 pranks, 10! You folks think we can pull them off on someone like Arnold?

Audience: Yeah!

Buster: All right, stick around because we are going to do some major crap!

Lilo: Hey, that's my line.

(The audience laughs and applauds as the episode continues on. The group goes into the gym where Arnold is training a bit. The pit bull got up from lifting weights from a stand)

Arnold: Puny animals make me laugh. I will pump them up if I see any. Ha ha ha ha!

(The pitbull left. Stitch pick up some extra weights and add them to Arnold's lifting thing)

Stitch: (smirks) Heh heh heh.

(Cream goes over to Arnold's trampoline and mess it the springs on the thing)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Babs saw some baking oil nearby and picks it up)

Babs: This could be useful.

(The group hide as Arnold got over to his trampoline, bouncing up and down on it. However, the pitbull ends up going too high as he hits the ceiling hard, causing the audience to laugh)

Buster: Ha ha ha! As Bugs would say, what a maroon.

(Arnold fell to the floor hard before getting up and growling angrily. The pitbull calms down and goes back to lifting weight, lifting them a bit. But Arnold, thanks to the damn extra weights added, suddenly drop the lifting the thing as it hits him in the next hard.)

Arnold: GAH!!!

(The hosts, their guest-stars and the audience laugh at Arnold's misery some more)

Lilo: (smirks) Well, two pranks done, only 8 to go! This is going to be fun, fun, hellva fun!

Cheese: (nods) Chao, chao, chao.

(Arnold, who recovers, growls as he heads to the sauna and goes in there. Stitch quickly grabs a mop and use it to block the door before turning the thing up to VERY HOT)

Stitch: Heh heh heh....

(Babs smiles as she grabs a mop from a bucket and spill water on the floor)

Babs: We really can't help ourselves.

(Buster grabs a can of steroids nearby and rush to hide as pounding is heard from the door. The audience laughs as we see Arnold trying to get out to no prevail. Soon the pitbull break the door down, sweating like mad)

Arnold: Ugh, puny...so damn hot...

(Arnold slips on the wet water on the floor and scream as he fell, sliding all the way to the basement via the opened foor. The pitbull scream as he fell into the basement. The audience and the hosts laugh like mad)

Lilo: Looks like that's 4 pranks down.

(Arnold came out of the basement, screaming and cursing like mad)

Buster: (smirks) Only 6 to go!!

(The group now goes into Arnold's office as they look around)

Cream: I didn't know he has one of these things.

Babs: You would be amazed on what you can find in the world of Tiny Toons.

(Buster goes over to the fish tank and switch the fish food with the steroids can)

Buster: Heh heh heh!

(Stitch goes over to Arnold's chair and mess with it quickly.)

Stitch: This is going to be frigging sweet.

(Cheese grabs a marker nearby as the group enters the next room. With a smirk, the Chao use the marker on a painting of Arnold nearby, making it look stupid ass)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(A while later, Arnold returns to his office and goes over to the fish tank. The dog get the can and pour some steroids, unknowingly to him, into the fish tank. Suddenly the fish grew big and attack him causing Arnold to scream and the audience to laugh)

Arnold: What the hell is this?! This isn't making me laugh!!!

(The audience laughs some more as Arnold got the fish off. The pit bull growls angrily and tried to relax. Arnold goes over to his desk and sat down in it, sighing)

Arnold: This is getting going...

(Arnold leans back but the chair collapses, causing the pit bull to fell to the ground in alarm as the audience laughs some more)

Arnold: OUCH!!!

(We can see the hosts as Babs mess with Arnold's exercise bike)

Babs: Hee hee. He's in for a pain for this prank. I guarantee it.

(The hosts goes outside the gym which is near a beach. With a smirk, Buster and Babs push the chair nearby closer to the beach)

Buster: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: I think all of our beautiful traps are in place. Folks, time for the continuing embarrassment for our 'pal' Arnold.

(Arnold goes into the room where the exercise chair is at. The pit bull yelp as he saw his picture that Cheese vandalized earlier)

Arnold: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

(Arnold, in annoyance, clears up the picture as the audience laughs. The pit bull now go on his exercise bike and exercise)

Arnold: At least I am safe in...

(Suddenly the bike goes out of control causing Arnold to yell in alarm as the machine got him hit all over the damn place. Soon the pitbull screams as he goes crashing to the wall, making the audience laugh at this some more)

Arnold: (groans) Damn...

(Back outside, the group looks at the camera)

Lilo: Okay, if what we hoped is frigging right, we should get two more pranks done.

Cream: If Arnold does come out.

Babs: Oh, he will. After all, Arnold doesn't miss a chance to sun bathe.

Buster: (notice) Look!

(Sure enough, that damn pitbull left the gym and is heading for the beach, the group hide quickly. Arnold sat in his chair, unaware of the position is in.)

Arnold: Ugh. These stupid things happening to me doesn't make me laugh.

Stitch: (whispering) But it does make us and the audience laugh.

(Arnold put down his suntan lotion for a moment allowing Babs to sneak over and grab it, removing it with baking oil. The girl bunny goes back to the others)

Babs: (smirks) I can't help myself.

Others: Neither do we.

(Arnold takes the baking oil unknowingly and put it on himself like mad before putting the thing down. The sun was sooooo hot that way that suddenly, the pitbull begins to burn up like hell. It didn't take this jerk long for him to notice)

Arnold: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Just then a big wave hit the pitbull, hitting him and taking him out to the water as he scream some more. The audience laughs big time as did the hosts)

Hosts and others: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

(We see Arnold in the ocean, groaning while sun burne and wet)

Arnold: Ohhhhhhh...

(The pitbull sank into the water all the way. The hosts and their friends chuckle as they came out of hiding, high fiving one another)

Cream: All right, yes, we did it!

Buster: We aren't going to into one of Dora songs right?

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Well, folks, looks like Arnold will be having someone else to pump up...himself!

Stitch: Ih. Stupid ass got that coming.

Lilo: That's it for another episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell! We like to thank Buster and Babs Bunny for helping us give Arnold big pain 10 times fold!

Buster: No problem!

Babs: You need so again, just rang!

Cream: (to camera) Folks, join us again when we target yet another known bully, this time from the Marvel Comics, Flash Thompson! Until then...

Hosts: Aloha!

(The group wave to the audience as they applaud. We now fade to black)

Next Chapter: 13. Episode 13: Flashing a Thompson! Estimated time remaining: 8 Hours, 38 Minutes
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