Author's note
All right, folks, here comes another season finale. Another short season, I know, but it will all be worth it. Let's do this!

Episode 14: Pete's Last Hurrah

(We fade in to outside the House of Mouse as the usual narrator spoke)

Announcer: Hey folks, you ready to give another asshole his punishment?

Audience: Yeah!!!!

Announcer: Can't hear you!

Audience: (louder) YEAH!

Announcer: I thought so! Time for the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell! With your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applauds loudly as four familiar hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks! You ready for another season finale?

Cream: Lilo, they are, damn it, they are!

Lilo: Right. This will be the season finale before we, along with our director Shadow get ready for the upcoming Toon Amazing Race All-Stars. This time, we are going to give one bully a major ass-kicking for the road!

Stitch: You miss the episode against Flash, then we pity you, but don't pity the bully's sorry ass!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: In the season finale of Season 3, we are now targeting that legendary Disney villain, Pete, who bullied Mickey and his pals as long as they live...in a cartoon sense.

Cream: He also owns this place and would shut down if he's allowed to. Heh heh, but we will show him a thing or two, right folks?

Audience: YEAH!

Lilo: We are getting some assistence from Mickey and his pals to pull off 9 pranks in this season finale so stick with us because Pete's nightmare is about to begin!!!

(The group enter the hotel and met up with Daisy)

Lilo: Where's our 'guest of honor'?

Daisy: (points to a table) Over there at table whatever. He doesn't know what we got planned for him.

Cream: (smirks) That's good to hear.

(Stitch found some marbles and grab them quickly. Next the group head backstage and grab some cable)

Lilo: Now where to plug this bitch in...

(Next the group grab some gunpowder and some nails.)

Mickey: (coming in) I see you are preparing for the usual pranks.

Lilo: Yep. Will Pete come back here?

Mickey: Usual does.

Stitch: (smirks) Good. Let us know when stupid ass is coming.

Minnie: (approaching) Mickey, Pete is coming.

Lilo: Places, people!

(Lilo quickly throw the marbles on the floor as she and her friends hide. Pete walks in)

Pete: Okay, mouse, where's today's...

(Pete however step on the marble and yelp as he begins to lose his balance. Soon the villain find himself being send flying towards an open door leading to the basement, making the audience laugh)

Mickey: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(Lilo close the basement door and tie one end of the cable and plug it into an output nearby)

Lilo: (smirks) Heh heh heh.

(We now see Pete heading upstairs looking pissed off)

Pete: Grrr! If I found the wise guy who drop those things....

(Pete reach the doorknob and grabs it...but got electrocute due to the cable tied to the doorknob on the other side plug into the output. The audience laughs like mad as an explosion occur. The villain groans as he fell to the floor a bit)

Stitch: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Minnie: (smirks) Looks like your season finale is off to a good start, Lilo.

Lilo: Yep! Two pranks down, seven more to frigging go!

(The hosts quickly sneak into the kitchen and saw Gus putting a plate and a glass meant for Pete on a counter nearby. Cheese grab a bottle of hot sauce and pour it into Pete's glass)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(Lilo smirks as she pour gunpowder onto Pete's food)

Lilo: Rule about hot stuff that you set on fire...gunpowder cost extra!

Cream: Hee hee hee!

(The hosts go back into the dining room and sneak over to Pete's table. Stitch drop the nails onto Pete's chair)

Stitch: Heh heh heh! (notice) Fat ass's coming back.

(The group hide under a table as an annoyed Pete sat down in his chair...then scream in bloody pain due to him sitting on the nails. Everyone, especially the audience, saw this and laugh their heads off)

Donald: HA HA HA HA HA! What a dumb palooka!

Daisy: Eh, for once Donald, I agree.

(Pete groans and curse angrily as he remove the nails from his butt as Goofy brought him his food as well as his drink)

Goofy: Here we go: Hot La Surprise! Want me to light it up?

Pete: (growls) No, Goofster. I will light it up myself! Are you trying to blow my head off or something?!

(Pete get a match and light his food...only for it to explode right in his face, making more laughter happen)

Goofy: Gawsh, I guess you want to do that yourself.

Pete: Drink!

(Pete drank from his glass...then scream due to the frigging fact that he's drinking hot sauce)

Pete: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(More laughter occur as the hosts sneak away)

Lilo: (whisper) 5 pranks down, 4 to go. This is going great!

(The hosts sneak to the bathroom quickly then Stitch took out some super glue and use it on a toilet that has a sign that reads 'Reserved For Pete Or Else' on it. Cream then get some soap nearby and stop it on the floor)

Cream: Nothing like a second trip to make a dumb ass feel better.

Lilo: Or in this case, worst.

(The group leaves the bathroom and quickly hide in a wardrobe nearby. Pete arrives and enter the bathroom. Lilo's group left the wardrobe and run off. Inside the bathroom, the villain approach his own toilet...and slip on some soap left on the floor)

Pete: AHHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs as Pete got up and scream and curse madly.)

Pete: Grrrr!!!!

(Pete relax somewhat as he sat down on the toilet, reading his newspaper. Once the jerk is done, he tries to get up, but his ass is stuck on the lid)

Pete: What the heck?!

(Pete screams as the audience laughs madly at this. Suddenly the villain got up, only to break the damn toilet lid in the progress)

Pete: DAMN, DAMN, DAMN IT ALL!!!!

(Outside the bathroom, Lilo and her friends laugh happily)

Stitch: Good job for all of us!

Cream: We got two more pranks to go and this season finale is over with.

Mickey: (smirks) My friends and I will help ya with those pranks.

Lilo: Well, let's go for it then!

(Lilo and Stitch followed Mickey outside the entrance, where Max Goof was putting the last touch on an eject door.)

Lilo: What's the ejection door for?

Max: This will be the final prank we're setting up. See, Pete may be thinking that this place could be cursed, so after your eighth prank, he'll be thinking about getting away from this place ASAP. Once his foot steps outside the door and into the sidewalk panel, Stitch, you pull the tab on the sidewalk, and the sidewalk will spring up, sending Pete to the sky.

Stitch: (smirks)

Lilo: Cruel, but effective! (smiles) Now, let's get back to the House of Mouse to set up the eighth prank!

(Inside the House of Mouse, Cream was setting up a dollar near Pete's table. Donald was nearby the rope, smirking. Cream turned to the camera.)

Cream: I know this prank was used in an earlier episode, but hey, Pete's very interested in money, so... (Cream smirks and chuckles.)

Donald: (Chuckles through his mouth)

Cream: Well, the two pranks have been set up... let's watch them now.

(Cream and Lilo then hid in the pillar with Donald.)

Cream: Got the anvil set?

Lilo: Yep. (points to Mickey, next to a tied rope on one of the pillars, with a dagger, who winked.) Let's watch this in action.

(Pete growls in annoyance as he came back to his table)

Pete: Oooooh, if I ever get my hands on the wise guy who...(notice) Hey, a dollar!

(Pete grabs the dollar...then Mickey slash the dagger right through the rope. One end caught the villain by the end causing him to scream as he is being send flying across the room making everyone laugh madly at this. Soon we see that the other end of the rope is tied to an anvil that fell right into a car that Mr. Toad is about to go into)

Toad: Tally-ho!

(Toad laughs as he droves away quickly pulling a screaming Pete still tied to the rope with the anvil in the car along with him as the toad make his exit)

Daisy: (notice) Hey! This is no drive through!

(Pete flies by her screaming like hell)

Daisy: Come again!

(The audience laughs madly. Cut to outside as Pete is finally got himself freed from the rope)

Pete: (getting up) This place is frigging cursed! I'm getting away from this place ASAP.

(Pete however didn't noticed as he is right on the ejection door. Stitch smirk in hiding as he pull the tab causing the sidewalk to spring up and sending Pete flying into the sky)

Pete: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(Everyone laugh like mad as Pete disappear from sight. A while later, everyone in the whole House of Mouse applaud as we see the hosts standing with the House of Mouse gang)

Mickey: Gosh, looks like Pete had to make a good exit.

Stitch: Screw him!

(Everyone laugh madly loudly)

Goofy: Gawrsh...I don't get it!

Lilo: (to camera) Folks, looks like our season finale of of the third season of Toon Neighbors from Hell is a big success! Before we go, we like to thank Mickey and everyone at the House of Mouse who help out in this great episode.

Minnie: Don't forget the other announcement.

Cream: Right. Also, coming soon is Toon Amazing All-Stars where Stitch, our director Shadow, Cheese, Mickey and I will be racing in. Don't miss it!

Lilo: Well, from all of us to all of you...

Donald: Hey, this isn't a Christmas special!

Cheese: (roll eyes) Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Until next time, folks...

All: Have a nice day!

(Everyone cheer wildly as the hosts and their guest-stars wave to the camera. We now fade to black, ending the season finale)