Author's note
Hey folks, time for some great crazy ass action with dealing with your usual bullies, creeps, etc. in this new season of Toon Neighbors from Hell, so let's do this!

Episode 11: The Road to Hell

(We see clips of previous episodes of Toon Neighbors from Hell which shows Lilo, Cream, Stitch, Cheese and their guest-stars, known or otherwise, pulling pranks on some bullies. Soon we cut in front of a familiar house in Quahog as an announcer spoke up)

Announcer: Folks, if you love bullies, creeps, etc. getting pranked and terrized, then damn it, you do not wish to miss this season premiere of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: And now your favorite pranksters and friends, Lilo Pelekai, Cream the Rabbit, Stitch and Cheese the Chao!!!

(The audience applauds as the mentioned hosts themselves appear, waving to the camera)

Lilo: Hey folks, did you miss us?

Audience: HELL YEAH!!

Cream: And did you miss those creeps whom we terrorized?

(No word from the audience)

Stitch: Ih, Stitch didn't think so either.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Welcome to our season premiere of Toon Neighbors from Hell. If you miss our season finale, then what the hell is wrong with you?!

Cream: Yeah, you have missed one ass which we have given to toat mean bully Nelson Muntz.

Lilo: We will show reruns after this new episode but do not make the same mistake again, got it?

Stitch: Ih. Time for our brand new episode where we are in Quahog itself in front of the homes of the Griffins.

Lilo: (notice) Keep the camera steady, Kenny.

Kenny: (What the hell do you think I was doing?)

Lilo: Right. Anyway, today's bully is that genius and big headed asshole, Stewie Griffin, who has been a big of a pain here in Quahog as well as him trying to kill Lois, not that we care.

Cheese: Chao, chao.

Cheese: Lilo's adopted sister used to live here but that doesn't mean we can't terrorized her little brother, can we?

Audience: Nope!

Lilo: I knew you all would say that so it's time for us to get even with this bald headed loon whose have often been a pain in Meg's ass. We are going to pull 8 pranks today so stick around!

Shadow: (V.O.) Target is on the room, he is unaware of what's going on, this ass kicking season premiere has started.

Voice: Hey, need some help?

(A familiar dog appears, as the hosts notice)

Lilo: Well, I'll be, it's Brian Griffin, the family dog and apparently the only damn smart one, besides Meg, in the family.

(The audience applauds for him)

Brian: Thanks. Allow me to assist you. Stewie have beaten the s**t out of me for some money thing a long time ago and it's time to pay him back in spades!

Cream: Good idea! At least it will help you get prepared for TAR All-Stars...if you are chosen at least.

Brian: I hope so.

(The hosts and Brian enter the house quietly. They smirk as they saw Stewie talking to Rupert, his teddy bear)

Stewie: This is going well. I am about to start on my newest plan to take over the world! No one can stop me!!!

Lilo: (quietly) Oh, so you frigging think, football head.

(Cream grabs some marbles and drop them near Stewie, who didn't notice. Then they head over to the bathroom as they grab some soap)

Brian: I got an idea...

(The group went into the kitchen as Stitch activates an iron before pulling the iron board up. Now Cheese drop the soap)

Cheese: (giggles) Chao, chao, chao....

Lilo: Okay, four pranks coming right up.

(Back in the living room, Stewie jumps down...and yelp as he trip on the marbles and fell to the floor making the audience laughs. The jerk jumps up and curses angrily)

Stewie: Damn it all!!!!

(Stewie breaths in and out as he goes into the kitchen as the hosts and Brian hid. The baby trips on the soap and hit the kitchen floor hard. Stewie groans as he got up while holding on a string in an attempt to do so. However this caught the ironing board to fell down and hit him on the head hard knocking him down. To add more insult to injury, the iron itself fell off and hit him on the head, burning hot)

Stewie: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(The audience laughs like mad as Stewie got up, with an iron print on his face which disappear. The baby yells around, cursing like mad while the hosts and Brian laugh quietly from their hiding place)

Brian: (smirks) Well, well, looks like four pranks are now done.

Stitch: Ih, four to go!

(The group goes into a basement before Lilo grab a saw. Brian set up a ladder which goes under a floorboard)

Brian: Thank God I know this place from back to back.

(Lilo climbs up the ladder and make a hole in the floor via the saw. Cream grabs a box of tools nearby before they went back upstairs. Stitch goes to the hole and grab a carpet, covering the hole with it)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group watch in hiding as Stewie goes into a room before closing the damn door behind him. Quickly, they set up something at the door tying one end to the toolbox on a board above the door with the other end tied to the door knob.)

Cream: (giggles) This is going to be fun.

(The group goes into hiding quickly. Stewie opens the door to the door he just enter...causing the toolbox to fell right on him, knocking him to the ground hard)

Stewie: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs as Stewie jumps up and curse angrily. Cheese flew out of a nearby window and hit the doorbell, making the usual 'ding-dong' crap)

Stewie: (frowns) Oh, I'll get it. I have to get everything around he...

(Stewie heads to the door stepping on the carpet that is covering the hole. The baby scream as he fell right through the door taking the carpet with him. The audiences and hosts laugh madly at this)

Lilo: Looks great! Now we got two more pranks left to go!

Brian: (smirks) I know the right ones to do.

(The group goes back to the basement (Stewie have very quickly from there) and found some TNT that get detonated by a remote control. Next Cheese grabs a marker before the gang goes back upstairs. The Chao goes up to a picture of Lois and vandalize it quickly, drawing words that said 'kiss my ass, Lois'.)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(Now the group goes into Stewie's room where Rupert is at. Brian put the TNT in the teddy bear itself, next they go into the wardrobe)

Cream: Oooooh, this is going to be hellva fun...

(Stewie, in annoyance, goes back to his room and picks up Rupert)

Stewie: Goddamn it all, what is going on here?! So far, I tripped, have accidents in the kitchen, got hit by a toolbox and fell through a hole in the wall. Can't anything get any crappier?!

Brian: (quietly) Yeah, this.

(Brain press a button on the remote causing the TNT and Rupert go off in Stewie's hands and making a big explosion. When the dust clears, the villain is covered in ashes much to the delight of the audience)

Stewie: Damn, damn, damn it all! Why must you blow up on me too?!

Lois: (V.O., angrily) STEWIE!!!

(Lois came into the room holding up the vandalized picture of herself)

Lois: (glares) Did you do this?

Stewie: Oh, like I will tell you anything, bitch.

Lois: How dare you!

(Lois grabs Stewie and spanks his ass making him yell in pain)

Cream: (whispering) Ouch, I never saw Lois this upset.

Stitch: (whispering) Not since reviews came for her fave movie.

Lois: (angrily) Stewie, I think it's time we watch your father do whatever the hell he is usually doing.

Stewie: (horrified) No! Anything but that! No, no, God no!!!

(The two left the room as the audience laughs like mad. Our hosts and Brian came out of the room laughing)

Lilo: Well, folks, looks like Stewie is about to face his desserts...hanging out with his fat ass of a father.

Brian: Thank God that wasn't me for once.

(The audience laughs at this)

Cream: Well, folks, this was our season premiere of Toon Neighbors from Hell. We like to thank Brian for helping us out in this.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Tune in next time when we deal with that musclebound asshole, Arnold the Pitbull. Until the...

Hosts and Brian: Have a good day!

(The hosts and Brian wave to the camera as the audience applauds before we fade to black)