Episode 113: Vincent the Bear...Rug

(We fade in to a mountain area as music begins to play)

Announcer: Folks, time to come out of the city and over the hedge. Welcome to a spankin' new episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Damn straight! And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Lilo's group shows up, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey, folks! Welcome back to our show of Toon Neighbors from Hell.

Cream: Where we heroes from heaven are not what we seem to be!

Cheese: Chao chao chao!

Stitch: We are really kicking ass this season, right folks?

Audience: Yeah!

Lilo: You saw us show Pepe Le Pew a lesson in humility. Today, we are back to humiliation a jerkass villain.

Cream: Today, we're going to torment Vincent the Bear, whose evil actions almost hurt poor RJ the Raccoon and friends.

Cheese: Chao!

Stitch: Ih! Weega are going to make a skin rug out of him!

Lilo: Right, today, it's 5 pranks again on ol' Vincent! You folks ready for some fun?!

Audience: Hell yeah!

Lilo: Then let's do this, shall we?

(The group heads upward and enter Vincent's cave. They find the bear sleeping. They sneak by him to his stash.)

Stitch: Boy, does he needs that.

Lilo: Yes...and this.

(Lilo drops a bear trap into the stash, hiding it carefully)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

(The group heads to the entrance. Cream unpeels a banana, eats it and drops the peel.)

Cream: 2 pranks down, 3 more to go.

(The group climbs downward to a picnic table area. They saw a sleeping dog snoring nearby. With smirks, they sneak over to the dog as Cheese quietly removes his chain. Stitch puts down an alarm clock, winding it down a bit.)

Sttch: Kick ass. 3 pranks ready to go.

(Back in the cave, Vincent wakes up, growling)

Vincent: Time for a day of fun...for me that is! Heh heh heh.

(Vincent goes over to his stash and helps himself to it. Suddenly the bear yelps in pain as the bear trap is caught on his arm. The audience laughs as Vincent roars in pain.)

Vincent: Damn it!

(Vincent calms himself down before taking the trap out. As the bear finishes eating, he heads out to the entrance. But the bear slips on the peel.)

Vincent: Whoa!

(The audience laughs as Vincent trips over some rocks outside, falling down the mountain very fast. Once he's done, the bear got up, growling and yelling once more.)

Vincent: RAAAAAAR!!!

(All right, we now see Lilo's group near a vending machine which is sparkling like mad. After jumping over the sparkling cord, Cream drops some chips onto the ground. Lilo, wearing rubber gloves, moves the crowd and puts it near a water puddle)

Lilo: All right. 2 pranks left to work on.

(We see Vincent going near a picnic table, smirking upon seeing some food unattended)

Vincent: Humans can be so damn stupid. Hee hee. This is going...

(Suddenly the alarm clock goes off, waking the dog up. He growls at Vincent and jumps on him. The bear yelps as he get mauled, being knocked around like mad before the dog let go, sending him into a wall. The audience laughs as he got up, growling and groaning.)

Vincent: Ouch!

(We return to Lilo's group as they arrive at some sort of site on a huge cannon being used)

Lilo: This place will work.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(Cream put a blanket over the top of a new hole while putting a lot of food on it carefully while the blanket is nailed down)

Cream: Okay! The final prank is in place.

Stitch: Oh boy. This is gotta be sweet.

(We see Vincent groaning as he heads over to the vending machine area)

Vincent: I swear, if I catch the asses who are doing this...

(Vincent then spots the chips. He smirks and stomps over. But the bear steps into the puddle, getting electrocuted before being send flying. The audience laughs as Vincent got up, fried and ashen.)

Vincent: Ouch.

(A while later, a bruised and injured Vincent came over to the site)

Vincent: Ugh! RJ! If it's you, I am not amused! I am going to claw you to pieces! (Notices) Right after my snack.

(Vincent goes over to a familiar blanket that has the food on it. But when the bear steps on the blanket, the nails fell out, causing him to fell into the cannon.)

Vincent: Gah!

(The audience laughs a bit. Nearby, Stitch smirks as he presses a button nearby. The cannon went off, sending Vincent flying)

Vincent: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(The group watches. The audience laughs as Vincent crash lands into something, making them laugh harder)

Lilo: Ouch! He will be feeling that one tomorrow if any!

(The audience applauds wildly)

Cream: Another episode done and another bully taken down! He will be needing a lot of bandages from that one!

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

Lilo: Come to show how insane our villains truly are.

(The audience applauds once more)

Lilo: Folks, our episode is done for today. Come back by next time when we put the hurt on Aladdin villain Sal ' uk.

Stitch: Ih! Join us again on...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Stitch: Damn straight! Ha ha ha!

(The audience applauds and cheers as we fade to black ending the episode)

The End