Episode 114: Sal ' uk and the Leader of Toon Neighbors from Hell

(We fade in to a cave that looks like a hideout. We hear familiar music playing.)

Announcer: Folks, prepare yourselves for some villain ass kicking. It's now time for...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Daaaaaamn straight! And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Lilo's group's shows up, waving to the audience)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to our show.

Cream: Bullies, thieves, thugs, jerks, etc. are about to get taken down.

Cheese: Chao chao chao chao!

Stitch: Last time, we turned Vincent into a throw rug and now, time weega throw another jerk around.

Lilo: Today is an assault on an Aladdin villain we all know and hated, the Aladdin and the King of Thieves villain Sal ' uk.

Audience: Boooooo!!!!

Cream: Yep. He tried to kill Aladdin, tried to have him and his daddy arrested, wanted a golden hand, all that stuff.

Stitch: And you know what weega do to folks like that?

Audience: MAKE THEM PAY!

Lilo: You betcha! We're about to get things under way!

Shadow: (V.O.) Victim is in place. We don't have to put him in place. Give them hell.

Cream: Thanks, Shadow. We are now ready to perform 5 pranks on him so watch on and have fun, folks!

Cheese: Chao!

(The group sneaks past some treasure troves, spotting Sal ' uk sitting in a chair while eating. He got up for a moment and left.)

Lilo: Okay, prank 1 is about to begin.

(Stitch rushes up to the table then switches the chicken that Sal ' uk is eating with a huge rock.)

Stitch: Heh heh.

Lilo: Okay, let's go.

(The group sneaks off quickly, heading towards some sort of pit. Cream opens a bag of marbles and drops all the marbles, laughing)

Cream: Oh boy...

(The heroes now goes over some targets that looks like Aladdin and company, some has been cut open. Taking out some paint and a huge metal object, Cheese proceeds in painting the object to make it look like Aladdin. Stitch then replaces the real one with it.)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: Wonderful. 3 pranks ready to go.

(Meanwhile Sal ' uk sits down and grabs the chicken)

Sal ' uk: Nothing to do since the third movie with that damn Aladdin kid in here was done...at least I can still cause trouble.

(Sal ' uk bites...into the rock. The villain yelps as his teeth broke completely. The audience laughs.)

Sal 'uk: Gah!

(The villain got up, groaning in pain)

Sal ' uk: Prankers! That means one thing...those fools from that show are here.

(Sal ' uk storms away, beginning his search. He saw the marbles, smirking wickedly while jumping over them)

Sal ' uk: Ha! Like I am stupid enough to...

(The villain ouch, slips on some soap that he didn't notice, falling right into the pit)

Sal ' uk: AHHHHHHHH!!!

(The audience laughs as Sal 'uk got up. He jump up and cursing.)

Sal 'uk: UGH!

(Return to the prankers, they found a treasure stove area. Lilo goes to an opened treasure, peeking inside)

Lilo: Okay, this will be good for prank number 4.

(Stitch took some tools out and quickly tampered with the chest before closing the lid, making it appear to be opening and closing)

Stitch: Heh heh.

Cream: One more prank left!

(We see Sal ' uk slashing the targets in fury)

Sal ' uk: Grrrr! I am pissed! No one makes a fool out of me! They will all pay!

(Sal ' uk attacks the Aladdin one but yelps as his metal claw hits the metal causing him to shake like mad. The audience laughs as he fell to the ground. Sal ' uk got up, jumping while cursing.)

Sal ' uk: DAMN IT!!!!

(We return to Lilo's group who saw a huge elephant looking out through an opening. Cream grins as she took out some glue and pours it onto the elephant's back)

Cream: Well, looks like we just got to wait for our enemy to come here.

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

Stitch: This is going to be cool.

(In the treasure area, Sal ' uk looks around in fury)

Sal ' uk: They got to be here somewhere. I can smell them. (Notices) Ah ha! Trying to hide eh?!

(Sal ' uk opens the chest with the lid opening...only to get hit by a bouncing boxing glove that sends him flying into a treasure pile. As the audience laughs wildly, the villain got up, jumping up and down while yelling)

Sal ' uk: DISNEY DAMN IT!!!!!

(We see Sal ' uk, pissed, looking around with bruises)

Sal ' uk: PRANKERS! COME OUT SO SAL ' UK CAN KILL YOU! NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE MAKES A FOOL OUT OF ME!

Stitch: (V.O.) Looks like someone did, ass!

(Sal ' uk saw the group nearby, taunting and raspberrying in front of an elephant's behind)

Cream: Come get us, Mr. Ugly!

Lilo: Unless you're chicken.

Cheese: Chao chao chao!

Sal ' uk: You will cease to live.

(Sal ' uk waves his claw as he charges at the prankers. They smirk and move, causing him to stab the elephant on the behind by mistake, stabbing it. The elephant yelps in alarm and painc, running off...and dragging the shocked Sal ' uk with it.)

Sal ' uk: Stop, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!

(Sal ' uk is bouncing as he gets dragged out of the cave and into the night. The audience laughs wildly as the hosts high five one another.)

Lilo: Oh yeah! Sweet! We got him!

Cheese: Chao!

Stitch: Yep. Weega kick some butt.

Cream: Right. Sal ' uk will be learning that until tomorrow.

Lilo: Folks, we successfully did it. Did you enjoy that?

Audience: YAH! WHOOOOOAAAA!

Cream: (giggles) We figure you all would!

(The audience is heard applauding)

Lilo: Folks, that's our episode! Join us next time as we targeted the terrible girl known as Mandy.

Stitch: Ih! So don't forget to watch our thrilling kick ass episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

(The audience waves and cheers as we fade to black, ending the episode)

The End