Episode 112: Oh L'Pain!

(We fade in to outside France. Familiar music begins to play.)

Announcer: Bonjour, fans! Welcome to another exciting romantic episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Wee-wee! And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as familiar characters came in)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to a special episode of our show where bullies get taken down for your amusement.

Stitch: As well as ours!

Cream: You know, during our show, we took down a lot of bullies who deserve to be taken down. Take King Goobot of the previous episode for one.

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

Stitch: Or don't. Weega don't give a damn either way!

Lilo: Our episode today is a different one because for once, we ain't dealing with a bad guy, we are dealing with a whole new stalker.

Cream: Right: His name is Le Pew, Pepe Le Pew.

Audience: Eeeeew!

Lilo: Yeah. Although not really a bad guy, he does need to learn one thing...

Audience: NO MEANS NO!

Lilo: (nods) Right. So this episode will be about humility than humiliation so our pranks will be soft instead of rough.

Stitch: No problems!

Cream: It's the 5 prank day so let's have some fun.

Audience: YEAH!

Cheese: Chao chao chao chao.

Lilo: Time for the humility to begin!

(We see the group trailing Pepe who is humming to himself)

Lilo: Man, feel bad for doing this to him. He isn't a bad guy, just a stalker.

Stitch: Nothing like a good pranking to make us change our mind.

Cream: Right. Now how to do it?

(The group spots some wet cement nearby with a wet written in French meaning "Keep Out! Wet Cement!". Lilo and Cream nods as they remove the sign quickly along with the sign.)

Lilo: Fortunately for us, we paid the workers to let us do this.

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

(The group now moves on through the park. They spotted a French hot dog cart nearby. Stitch took out some hot sauce, switching it with the mustard and ketchup)

Stitch: Can one believe they left these things unattended?

(Now the four goes over to a wall. With a chuckle, Cream took out some paint, putting Penelope's image on it)

Cream: This is still too easy.

(Cut back to Pepe who hums happily as he heads to a familiar area. The skunk suddenly yelps as he jumps in the wet cement, getting stuck)

Pepe: Sacre bleau! What's this???

(The audience laughs as he tries to move until he fell down, his feet now in dry cement. Pepe grans as he got up, jumping up and down)

Pepe: My love must be "hardening"....

(Next up, we see a wine bottle on a table. With a smirk, Stitch switches it with a bottle of "yellow water" with a similar label)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao.

Lilo: All right. One more prank left to set up.

(Pepe goes over to the hot dog vendor cart, smiling as he helps himself to a hot dog, putting familiar substance on it.)

Pepe: Ah. What a lover needs when pursuing love, no?

(Pepe eats it...then yelps in alarm as he shoots out flame. The skunk rush over to the water and drinks it. The audience laughs as he pants a bit.)

Pepe: Man, love can be hot...

(We see Lilo's group meeting Penelope, talking)

Lilo: I know you like Penelope but he sometimes needs to take no, right? (Penelope nods) Well, how about helping us teach him a lesson?

(Penelope nods once more)

Stitch: Okay, here's a way which involves tomatoes and cheese...

(We see Pepe humming while bouncing. The skunk gasps upon seeing what appears to be Penelope)

Pepe: Ah. There she is, ze flower of my eye. I'm coming for you, my flower!

(Pepe rushes at "Penelope" happily, only to slam into a wall, making the audience laughs loudly. The skunk recovers)

Pepe: My, this love...she is hardening, no?

(A while later, Pepe hums as he bounces then found a wine bottle)

Pepe: Ah. Wine, the drink of love. Perhaps my love would want me example before we drink, no?

(Pepe takes the bottle and drinks it. Then he yelps and spits it out like mad. The audience laughs more)

Pepe: Perhaps this is a bad year.

(A while late, Pepe recovers as he kept on humming and bouncing along)

Pepe: My, my. Love is...strange, no?

(Pepe gasps as he saw Penelope, the real one, waiting while waving for him.)

Pepe: There she is! My real love! Moi is coming!

(Pepe rushes towards Penelope who goes into a factory. As Pepe bounces in, he slips on a banana peel, falling right into some sort of tomato machine that squirt tomatoes onto himself Penelope watching nod as she quickly goes into a cheese room. A while later, Pepe came out, puzzled)

Pepe: What? What happened? And what does moi smell... (Smells himself) clean?

(Penelope, with cheese stench, appears, hugging Pepe happily)

Pepe: Gah! Madam! What is this?! (Sniffs in shock) And what is this stench?! UGH!

(The audience laughs as Pepe got free, running off. Penelope smirks as she bounces in hot pursuit. The audience laughs as the couple bounces into the sunset. They applaud as Lilo's group wave)

Lilo: Bye you two! Send us a postcard on your honeymoon!

Cream: That was fun! Pepe sure will learn his lesson!

Stitch: Ih! If not, that's love.

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

(The audience applauds happily.)

Lilo: That is our show for today, folks. Join us again next time as we skin Vincent the Bear on our next episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Stitch: Damn straight! Later!

(The hosts wave as the audience waves. We fade to black, ending the episode.)

The End