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Toon Neighbors From Hell

by JusSonic

Chapter 10: 10. Episode 10: Nelson's Last Ha-Ha

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Author's note
Okay, time for the finale of Season 2, folks, and this time, we are really going after one stupid ass bully, so let's do this.

Episode 10: Nelson's Last Ha Ha

(We fade in to the center of Springfield as the usual music is played and the announcer spoke up)

Announcer: Hello, folks, and welcome to a damn season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell Season 2! Get ready for another bully spanking pack episode with your hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience offscren applauds as the mentioned hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back! This is another season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell, the show where we play pranks on bullies and stupid head and let you folks laugh at their embarrassment.

Cream: Last time, we took the damn dirty ape Mojo Jojo down a peg and in this episode, we are going for the evolved form, so to speak.

Stitch: Ih, for this season finale, weega are going after Nelson Muntz who we found out that Neros hate with a passion, so weega are going to have so much fun!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Lilo: Joining us for this season finale is the Springfield Prince of Pranksters, Bart Simpson!

(The audience applauds as Bart comes in via skateboard. Once he's done, the boy got off and shake hands with Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese)

Bart: Cowabunga, dudes and dudettes. Thanks for having me on the show.

Stitch: No problem. Weega are thrilled that you are going to help us prank that bully Nelson.

Bart: Hey, after all these years, I am in for some embarrassmenet...for Nelson anyway.

Lilo: On today's show, we are going to end it with 6 pranks, count them 6! So stick around, folks, we are going to do stuff to Nelson!

Shadow: (V.O.) Okay, the bully is in motion, time to make this season finale the goddamn best one ever.

Cream: (giggles) We know!

(We see the hosts and Bart walking in Springfield and soon spotted Nelson spray painting a wall saying 'Skinner Kiss A...' Well he isn't finished yet)

Nelson: Ha ha ha! Skinner is going to freak when he sees this. Uh oh. Gotta go.

(Nelson heads into a building, leaving his spray can behind. Bart smirks as he takes a knife out and heads over to the left can, poking a hole in it)

Bart: Heh heh heh.

Lilo: Oh yeah, I think you got something, Bart.

Cream: (notices) Hey, I got another idea for prank two.

(Cream and Stitch goes over to a manhole cover and manage to lift the lid out)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

(The group hide as Nelson came back and takes his spray can. He prepares to spray when some of the spray got on his face, blinding him)

Nelson: GAH!!!

(Nelson walks backwards blindly, unknowingly heading towards the open manhole lid. Soon the bully fell in screaming causing the audience to laugh out loud.)

Bart: Look out below!

(Nelson got out of the manhole and screams like mad while cursing. The bully calms down and put the manhole lid back)

Nelson: I'll pound whoever did this...but I think I will do something else for a while.

(Nelson left as the hosts and Bart watch in amusement)

Lilo: Two pranks down, four to go.

(Then, Bart and the others noticed a candy machine before quickly reworking it.)

Lilo: Let's see him try taking candy.

(They left as Nelson, getting out of the manhole, came out, noticing the candy machine.)

Nelson: Well, I may as well get some snacks.

(He then inserted a dollar, though nothing happened when he pressed the button. He angrily punched it.)

Nelson: Hey! You little!

He kicked it a few times before sparks came flying, making the machine explode, sending him back toward the manhole.)

Nelson: CRUD!

(The hosts only laughed at this.)

Cream: This is going so sweetly!

(Nelson got out of the manhole, looking a bit pissed off)

Nelson: Grrrr! Stupid, pathetic....

(The boy tried to calm down as he walks off a bit)

Lilo: We have done 3 pranks so far, the second fall into the manhole don't count. Time for prank number 4.

(The hosts go to the China Town part of Springfield (Ha, didn't think the damn place has one, didn't ya?!) as they get an extra drumstuck and some tape. While the drum gonger was busy, Stitch quietly taped the extra drumstuck to the gong lying against a wall, making it nothing like the original)

Stitch: (smirks) Hee hee hee.

(The hosts quickly hide as Nelson arrives and stop to watch)

Nelson: Ha ha ha! Betcha you can't hit the gong, pal!

(The drum gongers frowns as he grabs the drumstuck, unaware of its new length, and prepares to swing it. However the momeht he swings, the guy hits Nelson right in the balls by accident)

Nelson: GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs madly from offscreen as Nelson hold his nuts big time before screaming and cursing)

Nelson: Goddamn it, s**t, stupid....

(Nelson fixes the drumstuck angrily before leaving. Our fave hosts laugh at that mildly from hiding)

Cream: (giggling) Kick ass! Only two more to go!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The hosts looked at where Nelson was heading to the store a bit later. Unknown to Nelson, the hosts placed in some candy in his pocket while he paid for his bought candy while they left.)

Stitch: Stitch likes...

(Then, the alarm sounded off as Apu noticed.)

Apu: Hey, little boy! (notices) Are you trying to steal my candy?

Nelson: Crud! I don't remember getting these types of candy!

Apu: That is no excuse, young man!

(Apu hit Nelson on the head as he yelped, being hit more before leaving the area, without the candy.)

Apu: Next time you try to steal from me, you will pay the ultimate price: $17.95.

(The hosts laughed as Cream grinned.)

Cream: Great prank, huh?

Lilo: I wonder where Bart ran off to?

(With Bart, he looked at a squished man in the car, preparing to drive off.)

Bart: Hey, mister. If you get laughed at when you're in there, I think you should teach him a lesson.

Man: I don't like being laughed at anyway...so my time must come...

(With that, the man drove off while Bart smirked.)

Bart: Mwa-ha-ha-ha! Nelson, you're going to get it big time...

(The man was driving along, until Nelson stopped and noticed him squished in the car tight.)

Nelson: (pointing) Ha ha!

(Hearing that, the man stopped his car abruptly before he slammed his door open and managed to get out of the car before glaring at Nelson in rage.)

Man: (angrily while charging at Nelson) You're gonna regret laughing at me and other poor people, you rotten bastard!!

Nelson: (eyes widened, nervously) Uh-oh!

(He ran off a bit, but it was no use for escape as the man grabbed the retarded bully by the back of his shirt collar.)

Nelson: AAAAHH!!!

Man: Now you're gonna get it, you little bastard!!!

(Then he started beating him up badly as the audience laughed loudly from offscreen.)

Hosts: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(The camera turns to the hosts, away from the danger as they high five each other along with Bart)

Bart: Cool, man! Looks like Nelson got his ass handed to him.

Cream: Yep! What a nice way to end a season!

Lilo: Yeah! Nelson is going to feel black and blue after that.

Stitch: (notices) Moron is black and blue right now.

(The audience laughs as they applaud wildly)

Lilo: Folks, our season is over! It is definitely a good one. We gotta get going if we wanna join Meg and the others for a season finale of their own!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Cream: Join us next season for more of these wonderful pranks and humiliations of these awful people in...

All: Toon Neighbors from Hell!

Hosts: Bye!

(The hosts wave to the camera as the audience applauds. We fade to black, ending the season.)

Next Chapter: 11. Episode 11: The Road to Hell Estimated time remaining: 8 Hours, 50 Minutes
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