Episode 107: A Sideshow Attraction

(We fade out to the front door of a villains' hideout)

Announcer: Folks, if you want revenge, you're coming to the right place. Welcome to another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Lilo and company came in, waving)

Lilo: Hey folks. Welcome to our show.

Cream: Where meanies get their karma.

Stitch: And weega get to laugh at their humiliation.

Cheese: Chao chao.

Lilo: Last time, we made Don Karnage walk the plank. Today, it's time to make a freak out of another sideshow attraction.

Cream: This time, we are dealing with Springfield longtime criminal and freak, Sideshow Bob.

Stitch: Ih. For years, he has cause trouble for Springfield, mostly trying to kill Bart Simpson.

Lilo: Right, and while say the boy deserves to die...

Audience: WE KNOW BETTER!

(The audience laughs)

Lilo: Right. We're here to kick some butt and give out names, that name is Sideshow Bob.

Sam: (V.O.) All right. Sideshow Bob is in place, but he doesn't know it.

Max: (V.O.) Have some fun, kiddies!

Lilo: All right, folks, you ready for some fun?

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Time to prank Robert with 4 pranks.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Stitch: Let the madness begin!

(Lilo and her friends sneak through the bay's room, making sure not to wake Gino up. The group now ends up in Sideshow Bob's room, where Francesca is sleeping. Lilo saw a toy gun)

Lilo: Okay, got an idea.

(Lilo replaces the toy gun with a horn blower)

Lilo: Hee hee hee.

Cream: One prank down, three more to go.

(The group goes through the other door, winding up in the kitchen. Stitch goes through the fridge, taking an egg then throws it into the microwave. He turns the thing on)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

(The group goes downstairs. They hid in the cabinet, dodging Sideshow Bob as he goes past. Then the gang goes into some sort room, involving Bart dummies.)

Cream: Looks like Bob is targeting.

Lilo: We know how that is. And I got an idea.

(Lilo goes through a chest, finding a blow up doll that looks like Bart, then switches it with an unused dummy)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(In the kitchen, Sideshow Bob stops as he saw the mess in the microwave. The audience laughs as he jumps up and down, screaming)

Sideshow Bob: AHHHHHHH!!!

(Sideshow Bob calms down as he fixes the mess. The villain now goes into his bedroom. Sideshow Bob smirks as he takes the "toy gun" and tries to use it. But the villain ends up making a loud noise that woke Francesca up)

Sideshow Bob: Oops! (sweatdrop) Sorry, hon...

(Francesca grabs her husband and beats him up, before tossing him to the floor. The audience laughs as he got up, jumping up and down, cursing)

Sideshow Bob: DAMN IT!!!

(Meanwhile in another room, the pranksters goes into some sort of room. Lilo then drops a lot of rakes on the floor)

Lilo: He won't fell for that, but...

(Cheese pulls a lever for a trap door, opening it, then Cream throws a rug over it)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: Now then...

(We see Sideshow Bob in the training room and grabs his knife, smirking at the Bart doll)

Sideshow Bob: Time to die, Bart.

(Sideshow Bob throws the knife at the Bart doll...only for it to bounce back, sending the knife back at him.)

Sideshow Bob: (shocked) What the hell?!

(Sideshow Bob yelps as the knife hits...his hair, cutting the top part off. The audience laughs as he scowls)

Sideshow Bob: SON OF A BITCH! DAMN IT!!!

(The audience laughs some more as Sideshow Bob tries to calm down. In the kids' room, Stitch and Cheese appears, sticking their tongue out at Gino who cries out, alerting the villain. The two run out quickly as Sideshow Bob appears)

Sideshow Bob: Gino! What's wrong?!

(Gino points to a door. Sideshow Bob run through it, finding the rakes on the floor)

Sideshow Bob: Oh very clever, but not enough! Not this time! The rug looks safe.

(Sideshow Bob jumps to the rug...but yelps as he fell through the trapdoor underneath it)

Sideshow Bob: AHHHHHH!!!!

(Sideshow Bob lands outside in a bin full of manure)

Sideshow Bob: UGH! I HATE MANURE!

(The audience laughs madly. The camera goes to Lilo's group who laugh like mad)

Lilo: Ha ha ha! Oh wow, that was amazing!

Stitch: Ih! We kicked his ass.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: The audience enjoyed that.

Max: (V.O.) So did we. This episode is a hit!

(The audience cheers madly)

Lilo: That's it for our show. Sideshow Bob-Jerk will need a bath after this.

Stitch: Tune in again when weega make a kingdom Hell for King Salizar.

Lilo: Until next time, enjoy!

(The audience applauds as we fade to black, ending the episode)