A/N: Time for some fun!

Episode 106: Arrr, That Hurts!

(We fade in to a familiar air pirate ship in the sky. Music plays as a familiar announcer spoke)

Announcer: Hey, folks! Welcome back to another episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as we see the hosts arriving)

Lilo: Hey folks. Welcome back to Toon Neighbors from Hell.

Stitch: Where weega kick ass and get away with it.

Lilo: Well, there was that incident where...

Cream: Lilo, we agree never to speak of it. It never happened.

Lilo: True.

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

Stitch: Weega kicked Fat Cat's ass in the previous episode. Now we're doing it again!

Lilo: Right, this time with air pirate Don Karnage. As usual, he's a pirate who has been asking for it for years.

Cream: Right, well, it's up to us to punish him in every way possible.

Audience: YEAH!

Lilo: Sam? Max?

Sam: (V.O.) Target's on the move!

Max: (V.O.) Let's have some fun!

Lilo: Time for 4 pranks, folks, so let's get ready.

Stitch: Our show has now begun!

(Lilo and her group moves down a hall. They rush into a room to dodge one of the air pirates, finding themselves in the gallery)

Stitch: (grins) Time for some lunch time.

Cream: (spots a meal on a plate) Must be for Don Karnage.

Lilo: Perfect!

(Lilo works on spraying hot sauce into the meal. She chuckles a bit)

Lilo: One prank down, three to go.

(The group leaves the room. On the way in a certain part, Stitch drops a bunch of marbles on the floor)

Stitch: Sweet.

(The group quickly moves into another room as Karnage is entering the room)

Karnage: Ah. Let's see how myself will be doing well today, as well as eating.

(Karnage moves on...then trips on the marbles, slipping to the floor)

Karnage: Ouch!

(The audience laughs as he got up, growling)

Karnage: What is this?!

(Karnage groans as he removes the marbles, heading onward. Once he's gone, Lilo's group leaves, going into some sort of training room where some tough pirate is at.)

Cream: Must be a new pirate. A tough one too.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Stitch: I sure as hell don't wanna mess with him. (Grins) But I wanna see someone else do!

Lilo: Right.

(Lilo grabs some sort of gun, putting too much gunpowder enough to stuff it)

Lilo: There. One more prank left to go.

(In the gallery, Karnage heads over to his meal and begins eating)

Karnage: Hmmm. This is yum...

(Karnage yelps in alarm, shooting out flames. The audience laughs as he rush over to the faucet, drinking a whole lot of water. Once the pirate's done, the wolf yells out, cursing)

Karnage: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Lilo and her group continues going down the hall and heading into a room where a record's playing. Cheese spots a picture of a familiar pirate)

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

Cream: That's right, Cheese. Looks like this is the tough pirate's room.

Lilo: Good, the perfect place for the final prank. Stitch?

Stitch: Okay!

(Stitch takes out a record, switching it with the one on top of a record stack)

Stitch: Hee hee hee.

Lilo: All right, time for the fun to roll!

(In the training room, Karnage came in, heading to the tough pirate)

Karnage: Okay, dumb one. Time to begin training that even a buffoon like you could understand.

Tough Pirate: (growls)

Karnage: Now don't give me that! All you gotta do is fire a gun.

(Karnage picks up a gun and fires it at a target)

Karnage: There. Easy!

(The tough pirate takes a familiar gun and pulls the trigger. Suddenly it blew up in his face, much to Karnage's surprise)

Karnage: Huh. Didn't think a buffoon like you could...

(The tough pirate, pissed, grabs Karnage and beats him up a few time. The audience laughs as the wolf was tossed to the floor. As the tough pirate leaves, Karnage got up)

Karnage: What be the trouble?!

(After fixing the gun, Karnage heads down the hallway, moving a bit.)

Karnage; I'm thinking someone has been pranking me. But who?!

(Karnage hears a familiar voice coming from a room, making him gasp)

Karnage: The pilot bear! (Narrows eyes) I will teach him to be doing this!

(Karnage grabs his sword then charges into the room, slashing at something. To his surprise, he destroys a record player...that belongs to a certain pissed off tough pirate)

Karnage: (sweatdrop) Oopsie.

(The pirate grabs Karnage and beats him up like hell. The audience laughs like mad as this goes on)

Karnage: OUCH! NOT THE FACE, NOT THE FACE!

(In a part of the ship, Lilo's group laughs as the audience applauds)

Lilo: All right! 4 pranks done!

Stitch: Ih! We rock!

Cream: I know. Karny will be feeling that one in the morning!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

Shadow: (V.O.) Good work, everyone. That's a wrap!

Lilo: Folks, we are done with another episode. Karnage may not learn...but he won't be recovering from that anytime soon!

Stitch: Ih!

(The audience applauds)

Cream: Folks, tune in next time when we pay a "personal" visit to Sideshow Bob.

Cheese: Chao chao chao!

Lilo: Until next time...

All: See you in Hell!

(The audience applauds once more as we fade to black, ending the episode)

The End