Episode 108: Today's Menu: Torture Salizar

(We hear familiar music as we fade in to the inside of a castle)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen. Prepare yourselves for some fun and chaos as we came back to...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Announcer: Now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as we see Lilo's group coming in)

Lilo: Hey folks. Lilo here with my friends.

Cream: I'm Cream.

Stitch: Meega is bully ass kicker Stitch!

Cheese: Chao chao chao.

Cream: (giggles) That's Cheese. Welcome to our show.

Lilo: Toon Neighbors from Hell, the show where we torture bullies and you get to laugh at their expense!

Stitch: Last time, weega took down Sideshow Bob. But our season isn't over yet!

Lilo: You got it. On today's episode, we're going a series finale villain...sort of.

Cream: He of course is King Salizar, the main villain of "Wakko's Wish". This meanie gave a village some trouble and tried to kill three poor Warners.

Audience: BOOOOOOO!!!

Lilo: Yeah, we know. Well, we at Toon Neighbors decided it's time to reward him....

Stitch: By torturing the stupid head!

Audience: YEAH!

Lilo: Come with us as we made four pranks, enough to make the king wish he wasn't born.

Cheese: Chao!

Cream: So come along! The fun is about to start!

(The group begins by going down a hallway, spotting a huge portrait. With a smirk, Lilo takes a marker out and vandalized it. She chuckles a bit)

Lilo: Wonderful.

(The group heads into the throne room, finding it empty. They heard King Salizar coming and hid behind the throne just as he passes.)

King Salizar: Heh heh heh. What a good day it is to tax the living crud out of those foolish pleasants.

(Once he leaves, the group came out, glaring)

Cream: So you think.

(Lilo drops a whoopee cushion on the throne before the group leaves. King Salizar enters the hallway, then notices something)

King Salizar: What the...?!

(The audience laughs as he saw his portrait vandalized, yelling and cursing)

King Salizar: UGH!

(The villain groans as he recovers, cleaning his portrait up. Then in the kitchen, the group came up to the food)

Stitch: One bad stomach coming up!

(Stitch drops some stuff into the food.)

Stitch: Saw this on Galavant.

Lilo: One more prank left.

(The group leaves the kitchen. King Salizar meanwhile came back into the throne room than sat on his throne. He hears a farting noise, much to his shock. The audience laughs as the king saw the cushion then screams)

King Salizar: UGH! WHAT THE HELL?!

(In a training room, Lilo's group came over to some sort of catapult. Cream hums as she drops a bunch of marbles near the door. Stitch climbs up a wall to open a curtain)

Stitch: (looks outside) All righty. Dogs are outside.

(The group goes outside. Upon approaching the dogs, Lilo drop them a streak, much to their notice)

Lilo: Hey dogs. Want to do us a favor?

Dogs: (barks)

(In the kitchen, King Salizar grins as he goes up to his food, beginning to eat)

King Salizar: Ah, delicious. Those dumb pleasants can get the plague with their food for all I care. I got the best in the world.

(But suddenly, a few minutes later, the king begins to get sick)

King Salizar: Ugh!

(He rushes off to the bathroom, throwing up a few times. The audience laughs madly as King Salizar jumps up and down, yelling)

King Salizar: UGH!

(The villain groans as he flushes the toilet. The evil king goes over to the training room.)

King Salizar: (angrily) What's going on here?! I want whover is doing this to me to...

(Suddenly, King Salizar slips on the marbles, sending him screaming onto the catapult. It is activated, sending him flying through the window and right into the courtyard. As King Salizar got up, he yelps upon seeing the growling dogs)

King Salizar: Not again!

(We go to outside the castle as we hear King Salizar screaming in pain as the dogs maul the hell out of him. The audience laughs as we go over to Lilo's group.)

Lilo: Yeah, sweet.

Stitch: Another victim for the books.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: You got it, Cheese. He won't learn from that but at least we really made a fool out of him.

(The audience cheers wildly)

Lilo: Yeah, the audience loves it. This episode has been a fun one.

Stitch: And how!

Lilo: Well, folks, that's it for today's episode. Hope you had fun.

Cream: Tune in next time as we go after explorer/paranoid villain Charles Muntz on our next thrilling episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

(The audience cheers as we fade to black, ending another episode)

The End