The overhead and the title appear as the show comes back. Returning to the booth, Johnny speaks to the audience, "Okay, folks. For those just tuning in, we revealed that one of the fighters in the second fight is Pinkie herself."

"And we gave her time that our pink pal needed to decide which opponent that she will be fighting." Nick said with a grin.

Back with Pinkamena's group, the AU version spoke up, "Well that as a huge monster of a fight."

"Indeed and now we find out who Pinkie will fight." Golden Heart comments as the others nod, all wanting to see who Pinkie will choose.

Back in the show, Johnny calls out to Pinkie who is on the floor below, "So Pinkie! Who do you choose?"

Pinkie bounces near a familiar time machine, explaining happily, "Well, to be honest, there are a lot of friends and meanies I want to fight and maybe take down. There's Dashie, that meanie Gilda the Griffin, Shining Armor, even Discord and one of the Demon Lords. Buuuuuuut...there is one pony that I ever want to meet and take on!"

Pinkie activates the time machine. As it is activated, the pink pony continues, "In fact, my career is based on hers so it will be a fun honor to kick her assy flank! Fillies and gentlecolts; please welcome from all the way from Ponyland, my ancestor Surprise!"

Once the time machine is done, the door opens as a yellow white Pegasus pony with a yellow mane and 3 balloons cutie mark appearing. She giggles, "Hey everypony!"

Pinkamena and the others are surprised. The AU version exclaims, "HOLY Celestia! Pinkie is going to fight Surprise that looks like Pinkie but is a white color and has wings."

Golden Heart remarks, "Well I did not see that coming."

"Even I did not see it coming as well." Omega said in agreement.

"Who knows who will win? We will have to wait and see." Pinkamena said as the others nod once more.

"And hope the place does not fall apart" Jack Zen said in concern, knowing how the place tends to fall apart in these kind of fights.

"You and me can cast a shield to keep us safe." Golden Heart suggests to Jack Zen thoughtfully.

"Indeed ."

"Yep and this fight will be tense." Pinkamena comments as the others nod for the third time.

Back in the arena as the fight is prepared, Johnny exclaims, "What a great choice as well as excellent use of the Celebrity Deathmatch Time Machine."

Nick asks, "How can Pinkie Pie fight her own ancestor without running the risk of erasing her own existence?"

Johnny answer, "We programmed the Celebrity Death Match Time Machine to pull Surprise in from a point in time AFTER she has ALREADY given birth to ALL of her foals." We see a photo of Surprise as information appears next to her. "Surprise has an interesting career back in Ponyland. She throw surprise parties for her friends and has done more pranks than the hosts of Jackass. The mare is a Pegasus which makes her hard to catch. Surprise is also unpredictable so a fighter must be the same thing to catch her off guard."

Pinkie's pic appears along with information that Johnny explains, "And that somepony is Pinkie. Besides throwing parties and pulling pranks, the pink Earth pony is unpredictable, will always know if someone breaks a Pinkie Promise, is the holder of the Element of Laughter and that cannon of hers isn't for show."

"And she can be insane when provoked so Surprise may be in quite a battle on her hooves." Nick said seriously to the camera.

"Of course, it's obvious that both ponies are here for some fun. Let's go down to the ring."

In the ring, Pinkie and Surprise looks excited, apparently having short attention span. Mills explains, "All right, you two, try to pay a damn attention to what I'm saying! I want a good clean fight. Parties are fine but no one uses me as a piñata! Other than that, let's get it on!"

Mills move out of the way as the bell rings, starting the second fight of the night.

"Hi there; my name is Pinkie Pie." Pinkie said happily as she hopped up to Surprise.

"Hey, Pinkie, I'm Surprise." Surprise giggles a bit.

"Sorry, I gotta fight but no worries. I Pinkie Promise not to kill you if I win." Pinkie said, doing the Pinkie Promise.

"And I won't kill you since you are practically my equal. Despite being an earth pony, of course," Surprise said.

"Hey ladies; this is a fight to death." Mills points out to the two ponies, but yelped as they suddenly growl viciously at him. "Or finish! No one said that the fight has to end in killing!"

"Now that that's settled, here's a surprise for you." Surprise said to Pinkie.

"Ooh! I love surprises! What is it?" Pinkie asked eagerly.

"This." Surprise replied, and after that... WHAM!! She punched Pinkie, sending her flying to the turnbuckle.

"Ooooh, Surprise got the big hit of the night." Johnny comments in amazement.

"Yeah, but despite that, Pinkie doesn't seem faze." Nick said as Pinkie recovers, smiling. "It's like she's used to that."

"Okie dokie lokie! Time to get serious...Pinkie Pie Style," Pinkie exclaims as she took out a small hole.

"What's that? This is no time for a wormhole!" Nick complains as Pinkie throws a hoof through it.

Another hole appears near Surprise, making yelp as Pinkie's fist came out, hitting her.

"Yes! Pinkie got her with a plot hole!" Johnny exclaims in amazement. "And Surprise has hit the mat."

"It's a good thing Pinkie did a Pinkie Promise to not kill." Nick commented, "Otherwise, she'd go killer crazy with a big twisted grin like that god-awful fanmade flash, Smile HD!"

"Heeeeey, nice idea." Pinkie exclaims as she made a familiar face, making Surprise yelp.

"Yikes!" Surprise exclaims in alarm as she flew upward.

"Whoa, whoa; that's even creepier than in real life!" Nick exclaims in alarm and horror.

"Pinkie; put that Smile HD face away before somebody gets hurt!" Mills demands to Pinkie in annoyance.

"All right," Pinkie said as she turns back to her normal face, "It was too creepy even for me anyway. I mean, you had NO IDEA how traumatized I was! I was confided into my room for a week!"

"Aww, Pinkie, I'm really sorry to hear tha--" Surprise said in sympathy as she put a hoof on Pinkie's shoulder, when suddenly, as she yelp, she was grabbed and tossed to the floor by Pinkie. As she recovered, she exclaimed in shock, "Whoa! You really surprised me there!

"Sorry, you startled me!" Pinkie exclaims with a shrug as Surprise flew back to the sky. "I will let you get the next shot though."

"Surprise is taking Pinkie up on her offer and is throwing stuff from out of nowhere!" Johnny exclaims as Surprise starts throwing stuff from who knows where.

"Where the hell is she keeping those items?" Nick asks as Pinkie bounces around to avoid getting hit by the tossed items.

Pinkie and Surprise exclaims to Nick at the same time, "That's none of your damn business, Nicky!"

"Hey, Surprise!" Pinkie said with a smirk, "Take a look at my PARTY CANNON!" As she said that, she brings out her trusty Party Cannon, aiming it at Surprise.

"Yikes! Pinkie is calling a all-party assault!" Johnny exclaims as Pinkie fires stuff from her cannon, making Surprise yelp as she flew around.

"Wowie! I wish I can have one back in Ponyland!" Surprise exclaims. She yelps as some confetti knocks her down. "Hey!"

"'Hay' is for horses!" Nick jokes a bit making Johnny groans at the bad joke.

During the moment, Pinkie Pie was letting her party cannon rip a new one.

"Looks like Pinkie's having herself a party. It looks like..." Nick was speaking off in seeing the battle when...

"DUCK," Johnny yelled out with a panic expression.

"Duck; I thought it was mostly streamers, confetti, or..." Nick was about to ask the strange comment when....

"Noooo; DUCK," Johnny cut his friend off to pull him down under their seat.

"Frrosuvhmm....BOOOMM!" A sudden cannonball came by and blows up a portion of the wall. Then the host peaked out to see they were almost blown to bits there.

"Oh come on! Hey Pinkie, we just had the place rebuild! Don't go tearing it down before the last fight!" Nick shouted below in scolding the pink pony about watching where she aims.

"Sorry, can't talk, having a party blasting my opponent!" Pinkie Pie responded before she was just firing her cannon without a second delay, and her miss shots will cause casualties.

"Well you weren't expecting her to just stop herself easily, eh Nick? And folks in the audience, better stay down, this party maybe too much to handle." Johnny was empathizing to state while giving a word of caution to the crowd.

"Watch it!" Apple Bloom shouted as she, Sweetie and Scootaloo ducked from their seats in the audience, narrowly avoiding one of Pinkie's cannonballs.

"Sorry!" Pinkie giggles as she turns the dial...and shoots out Kool-Aid right at Surprise. "OH YEAH!!!!"

"What in the heck is-?" Surprise started, but she narrowly dodged the Kool-Aid at first before she could finish.

"Kool-Aid, a real man's drink next to beer," Nick said in amusement as Surprise shakes the Kool-Aid drink out of her fur.

"Surprise has the disadvantage. She needs a plan." Johnny comments. Suddenly Surprise took out...a big cannon, "My god! Looks like Surprise got a cannon of her own!"

"Taste cupcakes!" Surprise exclaims as she fires cupcakes at Pinkie...who eats them.

"Yum yum; I enjoy some cupcakes!" Pinkie exclaims as she ate some more. "Love them!"

"Good, then you won't like this!" Surprise remarks with a mischievous smile as she took out a magnet. Suddenly Pinkie finds herself being pulled right at Surprise, hitting the mat.

"Johnny, what's going on?" Nick asks Johnny, bewildered by this turn of events.

"Looks like there is iron in those cupcakes," Johnny comments with a laugh.

"Yes indeedily, Johnny!" Surprise said, "Cupcakes with iron in them, easily attracted to a magnet."

"Boy, Surprise, you surprised me!" Pinkie commented in amazement, "No pun intended."

"Now Surprise is flying over, smacking Pinkie a few times." Johnny is heard as Surprise flies over, hitting Pinkie a few times, even with a bat. "Even with a bat."

"It will take a miracle for Pinkie to escape this one." Nick comments.

"Admit it, admit it! I'm hurting you!" Surprise laughs as she body slams Pinkie a few times. "This will go two ways: the Surprise way or the hard way."

"How about this," Pinkie exclaims as she...jumps out of her fur.

"OH MY GOD," Johnny exclaims in alarm as Pinkie manages to jump off screen. "Pinkie has jump out of her own fur! The camera better not show that."

"Hey, can I have my coat back please?" Pinkie is heard offscreen to Surprise.

"Oh! Okay." Surprise said as she gives Pinkie her fur.

"Time out so Pinkie can get her coat and her dignity back." Nick comments. "Pinkie hasn't been this embarrassed since 'Pinkie Ruiner'. “

Pinkie put her fur coat back on himself before bouncing back in, speaking, "Okie dokie lokie; Ready to fight again!"

"The fight is back on and both are trying to tackle one another...or is it dancing?" Nick ask puzzled by the fighting happening in the ring which, while Pinkie and Surprise are dancing, appears to be the two dancing.

"I just don't know anymore." Johnny comments as Pinkie was knock back to the ropes. "Surprise is firing once more."

Surprise fires more ammo at Pinkie who dodges them...using a tennis racket to knock an attack away while hitting an audience member.

"If I'm gonna take you down, I'm taking you down....PARTY STYLE!" Pinkie Pie responded forth to say in having another trick up her sleeve.

Then the pink pony throws a strange sphere in the air that spins in mid-air like...a disco ball?

"I don't believe what I am seeing here right before us, folks," Johnny spoken forth in seeing the most undeniable action ever seen.

"Me neither, what's that pony up to now and...am I dancing?" Nick was stating off to say when he felt himself...was off.

At the moment, both hosts saw they were off from their seats, on the table to suddenly being dancing like it was the 70s.

"Yeah, let’s dance to kill the time!" Pinkie Pie responded to spin around her opponent who was being force to dance & shake her booty.

"Nick, this seems like Pinkie has used one of her new moves in JusSonic's world, a Disco Ball!" Johnny was stating this forth while his body was making some movement to the beat.

"Great and I thought my time going to a 70s club was a bad experience, especially in a speedo suit!" Nick rolled his eyes to moan & complain in seeing where this'll lead him.

"And when you pulled a ripper leg move that split you like a wish-bone," Johnny pointed out another fact that happened to Nick.

"And a nice pair of pants," Nick stated that when he split his legs, the commentator rip a good pair of pants too; now that was embarrassing.

"You gotta be kidding me! Hey Ref, is this allowed?" Surprise complains to the referee in seeing if this was even allowed.

"I'll allow it! I like!" The ref responded off in declaring this was not at all, illegal. "Oh yeah, I'm getting groovin' with my skillful dance moves now." Now the ref was really cutting it lose and the crowds seem to cheer for his groovy beat, don't ask us how he does it. Cause we haven't a clue either.

And so the fight continues, with Pinkie Pie having the overwhelming advantage now. And it seems everybody is getting in on the fun, to be dancing to the disco glowing beat music. When this is over, everybody will be plain exhausted from so much dancing.

"Phew, what a rush," Johnny said as he and Nick finally sat back in their seats. "Everyone is tired..."

"And so is Surprise and Pinkie is bouncing in, humming." Nick said as Pinkie, surprisingly still moving, bounces over.

"Bye bye!" Pinkie exclaims happily as she hits Surprise with a mallet, knocking the Pegasus pony out. "I Pinkie Promised not to kill you...I just didn't say about knocking you out."

"Mills come to inspect the damage." Johnny is heard as Mills, who recovered, came over and checks on Surprise, seeing that she is unconscious.

The bell rings as Mills holds up one of Pinkie's upper forelegs, saying, "And the winner is Pinkie Pie!"

The audience cheers wildly. Pinkie giggles as she picks Surprise and zips back to the time machine. After throwing the unconscious Pegasus pony back in, the Earth pony remarks, "Great fight! Back to Ponyland you go!"

Pinkie activates the time machine, causing a flash that send Surprise back to Ponyland. Back to the booth Johnny exclaims, "After a tiring performance, Pinkie has triumphed over her ancestor, proving how the 21st century can conquer the 80s."

"Phew, I feel..." Nick groans as he collides, falling unconscious to the booth floor.

"Oooookay; Folks, stick around for when we return, it's our big Nightmare Night like voice as Princess Luna takes on Nightmare Moon!"

We see an overhead shot of the crowd as well as the title before going to commercial break.

Author's note
Wow! What a surprise, eh folks? I hope you like this chapter. In the next and final one, it's Princess Luna vs. Nightmare Moon! Who will win? Who will die? Eh, why bother asking? Read, review and suggest, damn it!

The Smile HD look is from a video that is...too creepy to explain here.