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Ponies on Celebrity Deathmatch 5

by JusSonic

Chapter 2: 2. Fight #1: Spike vs. Garble the Dragon

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"Right, time for the first fight of the night; both fighters in this one had fought in the ring before." Nick said with a nod while introducing Spike and Garble, or re-introducing in this case. "Let's watch them at their best and worst.”

Video Clips

Spike vs. Prince Blueblood

"That's it; I'm beating you with this little trick!" Spike roared off in having enough of this, time he end the match. "KA-ME..." Spike position his claws together by his right waist line.

"Uh-oh," Nick yelped in looking at this with some worry.

"Is that thing what I think it is?" Johnny responded in feeling this was a big scene.

"HA-ME..." As the baby dragon spoke these words, a concentrated energy sphere was forming between his claws.

"The Kamehameha Wave, that's a super-move Spike used against his brother Lorcan, boy was it a surprise for the ages!" Pinkie Pie spoke off with a smile in knowing that move all too well.

"HAAAAAA..." Spike roared off the final vers. of his attack as it was ready. "Prsuvhmmm..." Soon the attack was thrust forward, going down to tackle the dragon's foe.

"Waaaughh..." Blueblood cried forth as he used all his magic to cast a strong shield. "Bamgruvhmm..." But still, the shield proves to only take so much force...as it was breaking apart. "Haaugh...Waaugh..." Blueblood was heard yelping with a shock expression and then to add more surprise...parts of his back dexterity was...breaking apart from the forceful attack. "Qrsuvhmm..." Soon the shield was overpowered and force through, inflicting a great surmount of damage to the target . "I'LL BE BAAAAACK...IT'S NOT..." Blueblood was trying to speak while his face was looking a bit 'woobly' and his voice was deepening with a weird expression of his loose gap mouth. "Gruvhmfruvhpm..." Then in another shocking display, Blueblood's body yelped off in a slow motion as many seen the body was breaking apart bit by bit while he gave out his last words, "Oooooooverrrr…yeeett-haaaaugh..." As his voice echo off in the distance, the body was scattering further and further until particularly, that Blueblood...was no more.

"Okay! I don't need to be a doo-doo-brain not to see from a death as fine as that stunt, that the winner is Spike!" Mills Lane spoke off from the bright and flashy display to yell out in raising a hand, in pronouncing, that Spike is the winner.

Garble and his Goons vs. the Diamond Dogs vs. the Changelings

"Apparently, the Dragons agree with you, Pinkie." Nick said as the dragons combine their strength to pry the dome open and escape themselves. "They are chasing their opponents."

"Where are they?!" No Eyes snaps as he looks all over the crowd for the Changelings. "I don't see those Parasprites anywhere!"

"They must've shape shifted into the audience members!" Garble exclaims furiously. "I am not waiting for them! Start beating up and torching; they bound to come out sooner or later!"

"Like so?" Gronk ask as he grabs a pony and beats him up before sending the pony flying.

"Like that!" Garble remarks.

"These Dragons are crazy! They are beating up and torching the audience!" Nick exclaims as the Dragons did just that. "They are hoping that some of them are the Changelings."

"Yeah, those are three stubborn dragons." Johnny admits. "Now they're attacking..."

"I know it's you stupid Changelings! Come out!" Garble snaps as he hits Celestia while torching Luna. Unfortunately, that ends up angering them. "Now come..."

"THOU MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE!" Luna booms furiously in the Royal Canterlot Voice as she stomps onto Garble. Gronk and No Eyes yelps in worry. Those are the real Royal Sisters. "AND NOW THOU AND THY ALLIES WILL PAY!!!"

"I agree. You boys have insulted us for too long." Celestia said sternly as she flew up and fires a blast at Gronk and No Eyes, burning them big time.

End Video Clips

"Dang, Garble took a major beating from the Royal Sisters." Johnny remarks with a chuckle. "He survived and is here to fight again."

"This grudge match has been happening since the Dragon Migration, Johnny. The villain tried to kill a baby phoenix egg and who knows what kind of trouble that bastard has done?" Nick comments in amusement. "Garble is angry at Spike for not doing what he wants and for making fools out of him."

"Who indeed ; Spike is here for a second win, Garble's here to try to win. Let's go down to the ring where the first fight begins."

The crowd cheers as Spike got into the ring. Johnny's voice is heard, "All right, here is your first fight, folks! In the purple and green corner, here is the master of disaster, the Dragon who shows that you don't have to be big to deal some ass-whooping...SPIKE THE DRAGON!"

The crowd cheers as Spike exclaims, "Yeah! I'm back, folks! Rarity, love ya honey!"

The audience boos as Garble comes in. Johnny's voice introduces, "And returning to the reason, the red terror and bully of baby phoenixes...GARBLE THE DRAGON!!!"

Garble comment, "Even with Sparkle's shrinking spell reducing me to just slightly bigger than an adult pony, I'm still bigger than you and higher on the food chain. Get in my belly NOW and save yourself A LOT of pain and humiliation."

Spike remarked in disgust, "Honestly, really?"

Both fighters go up to Mills who begins the instructions. He comments, "I want a good, tough fight. That means NO running away from each other like little sissy chicken babies."

Spike put in, "Look, I don't mind being called a little sissy baby, but as for the chicken part, I learned the hard way that chickens, by nature, are not at all cowardly OR weak. That's something Scootaloo and Granny Smith need to keep in mind the next time one of them gets annoyed by being called a chicken. Because chickens are actually a lot braver and tougher than their reputations make them out to be, Scootaloo and Granny Smith should take being called 'chicken' as a compliment. That would REALLY freak out the jerks that try to call them that."

"Wait until I fry you like a chicken, asshole!" Garble exclaims evilly to Spike.

"Let's get it on!" Mills exclaims. As the referee moves out of the way, the bell rings, starting the first fight of the night.

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Pinkamena and her gang Golden Heart, Gold Wing and Jack Zen watch the fight on a screen in a room. Pinkamena says, "This will be some fight no pony will forget."

Golden Heart agrees as he comments, "Indeed , but for now, the first fight is about to start."

Omega adds, "Indeed but the 2nd fight is unknown but my reading say that it will be shocking and surprising."

The other nods as they resume watching the fight.

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Johnny's voice comments, "Garble is slashing at Spike but the little guy is too fast for him."

"Size doesn't matter when you have heart, Johnny." Nick's voice adds.

"Hold still, you midget lizard," Garble shouted as he kept slashing at Spike.

"Nah, nah; your mother is a lizard, your father is a hamster!" Spike taunts.

"Yeah, Spike is really excited, but he better watch where he's going or..." Pinkie's voice commented. Too late, Spike didn't look in time as he hits a turn buckle, knocking him to the mat, "Too late."

Garble grabs Spike, holding him while snapping, "I will be using you for a lizard on a stick, bitch!"

Johnny's voice comments, "And Garble has grabbed his opponent and...where did he get that duffle bag?" The announcer asked this while Garble stuffs Spike in a duffle bag.

"Who knows, Johnny? It's like asking Pinkie how she keeps stuff in her mane." Nick's voice remarked in a 'who knows' kinda voice." And now he is smashing him around like an abusive mother hurting her child...and more brutal even!"

"This time, you're toast!" Garble shouted evilly as he kept smashing Spike.

Suddenly, Spike's fist broke through the bag as it hit Garble in the face, making him let go. The baby Dragon tore through the bag, snapping, "Okay, let's go, ugly."

"Spike got out of that one!" Johnny's voice exclaims as Spike made a colorful aura surrounds him. "And Spike is using Dragon Force."

"And there's the Dragon Rage!" Pinkie's voice exclaims as Spike fires an energy blast from his mouth, knocking Garble back.

Garble snarls as he fires a blast of his own but Spike kept countering it. The villain yells, "Damn it! Come on!"

"Garble hasn't been this upset since...wait, I don't know when he was upset last." Nick's voice said, getting puzzled by the last part.

Spike fires a blast, sending Garble out of the ring. Johnny's voice comments, "Well, all that training and time in the End of Equestria has paid off!"

Spike waves to the ground but was hit by a spiked metal ball. He turns to see Garble throwing more at his opponent.

"Damn, Garble somehow snuck a bunch a spiked metal balls into this arena!" Nick's voice exclaims in alarm by this turn of event.

"Don't think I'm intimidated by your incredible power , you little baby!" Garble shouted, "I've been doing some training myself, thanks to the Dark Mystic Ponies, and now I will destroy you!"

"Why bother? They wouldn't use a loser like..." Spike screams as Garble hits him with a spiked metal metall. The villain, running out of projectiles, slides in and hit the little guy down.

Garble taunt, "Once I'm done with you, pee-wee, maybe I could work up a Number Six on Ponyville. You know, where I go flying into town, clawing and torching all the buildings, whomping on all the stallions and kidnapping all the mares so I can rape the living daylights out of them at my leisure, especially that white unicorn with the purple hair. What a hottie!"

"What, what, WHAT," Spike roars, smoke came out of his nostrils as he flashes a bit. "Okay, YOU WENT TOO FAR!!!"

"I think we're about to see a transformation that hasn't been seen since 'Nyx's Family'." Pinkie is heard exclaiming excitedly.

"I love stepping too far, especially since I will be having a feast of crystals, and the Crystal Empire is a gourmet for me with the Crystal Ponies as the appetizers!" Garble said with a sick, evil grin on his face.

"Oh, he did NOT just say that!" Nick shouted in shock and outrage.

"Now you're making me REALLY ANGRY!!!!" Spike shouted as his voice deepens rapidly, until it got really deep as he yelled 'REALLY ANGRY'.

Suddenly, a blinding flash appears as everyone covers their eyes. When it's clear, Spike is now in his huge form from Nyx's Family. Johnny exclaims, "Whoa, he's huge!"

"I hope he doesn't go Loch Ness Monster on us!" Nick remarks in concern.

"Relax, Spike has intelligence in this form." Pinkie assures Nick.

"Nice, but you ain't the only one who can transform!" Garble taunts as his eyes went dark. Soon another flash as the villain Dragon transforms into his three-headed form from 'Nyx's Family'.

The folks run to avoid the Dragons that are now too big for the ring to handle. Johnny remarks, "Not to be outdone, Garble went into his 'Nyx's Family's big form. This has turned into a big brawl."

"Let's hope it doesn't go out into the streets like with Blink 182 vs. 98 Degrees." Nick said with a nod. "We almost got blown up by nukes back then."

"Either way, this is SO EXCITING!!" Pinkie exclaimed excitedly.

Both Dragons roar and tackle each other. The crowds move to dodge being stampeded or killed by these Dragons.

"Incredible. This is turning into Godzilla vs. that monster with the lot of heads here!" Nick exclaims. Garble grabs a catwalk and hit Spike with it. "And Garble is using the catwalk."

"Not to be outdone, Spike grabs a chain." Johnny adds as Spike grabs a spike and hits Garble with it. The two Dragons grab stuff from the arena. "And these two nut cases are using whatever they could get their claws on!"

"You will be a dead shrimp when I'm done with you!" Garble snarls as his other two heads roars in fury.

"Garble is backing up..." Pinkie said as Garble suddenly trips over the gate, landing in the ring. "And he hits the mat."

"Spike has had enough. He rips the gate out!" Johnny exclaims as Spike rips the gate out. "What the hell is he up to?!"

Spike rips the top bar of the gate out, revealing the spikes. Then he stabs his opponent right through, making Garble roars in pain.

"Garble is pinned! But how long will this hold?" Nick ask, pondering how long will Garble stay pinned like that.

"Wanna see what happens when metal meets electricity ?!" Spike demands as he rips out some exposed electric cords from the ceiling that was damaged during the fight. "Well, let's watch and see!"

"Johnny, does this looks familiar to you?"

"As in Backstreet Boys vs. N'Sync; Yes; and that means..." Johnny said, suspecting what is about to occur her.

Spike quickly connect the cords to the gate...and electrocutes Garble. The villain screams various times as Spike kept on doing it...until Garble blows up, sending his remains all over the arena. The bell rings as what's left of the bad Dragon is here, there, everywhere.

"Ooooh, anyone got a doggy bag?" Pinkie asks with a happy giggle.

Mills came over and hold Spike's claw, announcing, "Spike is the winner!" The crowd cheers as the big Dragon roars in triumph.

Back in the booth, Johnny spoke, "Garble has met his demise and Spike has won his second fight in the row. And I just hope the arena isn't too damaged before our show continues."

"Not since Loch Ness vs. Bigfoot had we seen a rampage, Johnny." Nick remarks, shaking his head in amusement.

"Roooooooooar," Pinkie exclaims as she appears in a bad Dragon outfit. "I am Pinkzilla! Give me your cake or I will stomp you; Roooooooooooooar!"

"Okay, almost."

Johnny spoke to the camera, "Fight fans; stick around because once we come back..."

"Hey, wait, hang on!" Pinkie exclaims in realization as she took off the Dragon outfit. "You boys promised to tell me who the fighters are in the next fight after the first one is done! You promised, I betcha you even Pinkie Promise!" The pink pony bounces up and down. "Come on, come on, tell me, please, please please?!"

"Ha ha ha. Okay, Pinkie. We kept you waiting long enough. Pinkie Pie, one of the fighters in the next fight is...YOU!"

"REALLY," Pinkie gasps and laughs as she rockets all over the place. The audience cheers as she stops in mid-air. "YES! I get to fight, I get to fight!" The mare lands back in the booth. "So who am I fighting?"

"Well, Pinkie, here's the fun part: you get to choose just like Mankind did for his fight!" Johnny explains to Pinkie with a grin.

"Yeah, it could be anypony, living or dead, pony, Dragon, Griffin or whatever. Nothing is the limit!" Nick adds to Pinkie with a nod.

"Wowie; I get to pick anypony??? Wow, what a toughie decision to make." Pinkie remarks in amazement. Now then, who will our favorite pink pony fight?

"Well, you got until after commercial break to decide, Pinkie, starting...now!" Johnny exclaims as he begins the countdown to after commercial break.

We see the overhead of the crowd and the show's title before we got o commercial.

Author's note
Kick ass! Spike has won his fight...and Pinkie is one of the fighters for the second fight. But who will she be fighting? In the next chapter, we find out whom: it will be a big 'surprise' to you folks. But who will win ? Read, review and suggest.

This chapter has references to another MLP: FIM fic 'Nyx's Family' as well as the actual CDM show.

Next Chapter: 3. Fight #2: Pinkie Pie vs. Surprise Estimated time remaining: 25 Minutes
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