Author's note
Here it is, folks, the final chapter of this AU fic/episode. Enjoy!

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We see the overhead shot along with the title. The camera briefly goes down to a familiar group.

"Wow, what a battle." Pinkamena said with a smile.

Golden Heart nods while saying, "Indeed but now comes the main event : Luna VS Nightmare Moon."

The others nod as Pinkamena says while getting her robe and hood on, "Well we need to make sure that no ponies are in harm's way in this fight."

"Indeed, let's move up to the crowd and keep them safe."

All of them nod and head off as the light elf and Omega wear robes and hoods as well. Then we return to the booth where the hosts as well as Pinkie Pie are at.

"Hey fight fans! Welcome back to our show!" Johnny exclaims to the camera. "As usual, I'm Johnny Gomez here with Nick Diamond and Pinkie Pie."

"Yep! We had a super duper fun show when we last depart for commercial break!" Pinkie exclaims happily.

We see the clips of the previously two fights. The first one is Spike vs. Garble as Nick's voice explains, "So far, we saw a Godzilla like fight between Spike and Garble which ended in an electrocution of Garble himself."

We now see the clips of Pinkie Pie vs. Surprise with Pinkie's voice adding, "Also, yours truly had put on quite a show starring me and my ancestor Surprise. I won of course but bragging is Trixie's job , not mine."

We go back to the booth as Johnny speaks, "All right, we now go to the Mane Event of the night: Princess Luna vs. Nightmare Moon! Nick, how did this fight started?"

Nick explains, "Well, Johnny. Luna wishes to do this fight as a way of proving she's stronger than her evil past self, so that she can finally move on from the guilt she feels for the atrocities she committed as Night Mare Moon and show she has truly put the past behind her."

"Since we can't use the time machine to do so without Luna risking killing herself or doing the Keith Richards thing again, we decided on the next best thing to bring Nightmare Moon here tonight: DNA cloning!"

We see signs of science stuff, DNA slicing and such on screen. Pinkie comments, "Using DNA from Princess Luna and some science from when you guys did those Super Freak Fights, along with some magic to avoid confusion and some nightmare essence by one of the Demon Lords, we made a perfect Nightmare Moon. That oughta be fun."

Returning to the booth, Johnny adds, "And since we promised a fight that will happen during night..."

We see a Royal Guard near the power switch with Nick's voice remarking, "All the lights in the stadium will be shut off!" The guard flips the switch, during all the lights in the stadium off. "And the only lights are from the stars!"

The stadium's roof opens, revealing stars shining down to allow the audience a chance to see what's going on as well as the commentators. Pinkamena's group was all ready as the fight is starting soon

"Ok we all ready?" Pinkamena ask. All nod as she smiles. "Good, now let's keep the ponies and humans safe."

We see Luna flying in, landing in the stadium. Johnny's voice said, "All right, it's time for the mane event of the night; in this corner, the Goddess of the Night, the opposite of Celestia...PRINCESS LUNA!"

"Greetings, subjects! We are here to fight tonight!" Luna booms in her Royal Canterlot Voice.

We see an explosion in the other side as Nightmare Moon appears. Johnny's voice continues, "And in this corner, the evil side, the Demon of the past...NIGHTMARE MOON!"

"THOU SHALL suffer the wrath of Eternal Night!" Nightmare Moon's voice booms.

Both fighters go up to the referee. Mills comments, "First off, turn the Canterlot Voices off! I ain't ready to have a hearing aid yet!"

Nightmare Moon rolls her eyes then speaks normally, "How's this, mortal?"

"Better! Now I want a good clean fight. And try to give this damn crowd a show. Now let's get it on!"

The bell rings as Mills move out of the way to allow the Mane Event of the night to finally begin.

Nightmare Moon glares as she and Luna circles one another. The evil one, without the booming voice, said, "So we meet again evil twin. Shame; you look better as me but I will have to kill you to prove my superiority."

"Superiority; your evil is what drove me away from my sister and my friends." Luna snaps to Nightmare Moon sternly. "If you were Nyx, I wouldn't be doing this...but you are so it's time I conquer my past."

"The only thing you will be conquering is your GRAVE!" Nightmare Moon exclaims as she made a whip made of energy appears, grabbing Luna and sending her flying across the ring.

"And the match begins with Luna sent flying by Nightmare Moon's energy whip!" Johnny exclaimed.

"Yes, but Luna shakes it off." Nick said as Luna got up, shaking it off, "Looks like she needs a counter attack and quick."

"You aren't the only ones with powerful moves, Nighty!" Luna booms as she uses her magic to make stars appears.

"Wow, Nightmare Moon is seeing stars..." Pinkie comments as Luna throw the stars right at Nightmare Moon, hitting the evil one like mad, "Literally!"

"You will pay for that!" Nightmare Moon roars as she flew upward, firing a blast at Luna who dodges it.

An explosion occurs, causing half of the ring to be blown up. Nick complains, "Oh, come on! Can't we do a fight without parts of the stadium getting blown up?!"

"Apparently not." Pinkie said. "Now both Alicorns are in the air."

"Because of you, I almost send Equestria in Eternal Night!" Luna snaps as she fires a blast at Nightmare Moon, causing her to block it with her own.

"You are weak, pathetic...and got a fat flank!" Nightmare Moon taunts Luna, making her growl angrily as she charges in and slaps Nightmare Moon.

"Both fighters are in the air." Nick exclaims as both fighters are fighting in the night sky. "This has truly become a fight in the night!"

"Your mother wears boots on all hooves!" Nightmare Moon remarks flying in quickly and hitting her with a hoof.

"You are me, so we got the same mother, you ass!" Luna exclaims as she hits her right back.

"Look who's calling who an ass!" Nightmare Moon remarked, bucking her with her back hooves.

"Now they're going back and forth hitting each other!" Johnny exclaimed.

"And now, both fighters are stopping to think up a new plan." Pinkie said as both fighters of the night stops to rest a bit. "So far, not one of them looks like they're going down."

"This obviously going to be a cliche battle," Luna remarks in concern. "The good guys winning, the bad guys both dying...

"THEN LET ME CHANGE THAT!" Nightmare Moon taunts as she flew in and stabs Luna in the stomach. The good mare screams out in surprise pain. The villainess moves her horn around, puncturing several organs. "Like it, bitch?!"

"Oh god! I was scared of this! The dreaded 'Dark Side of the Moon' reference," Johnny exclaims in shock as he sees what's happening in the sky.

"Princess Luna might not make it through this!" Pinkie exclaimed in concern and worry.

Nightmare Moon smacks her down, sending Luna bloody to the floor. The villainess flew down, stomping the Alicorn hard, making her cough up blood.

"We must confess, we were worried that we may end up being killed at the end...but now thou are screwed!" Nightmare Moon exclaims madly. She flew up...and stomp on Luna's neck, decapitating it right off.

"OH MY GOD," Johnny exclaims as everyone in the stadium looks stunned. "Looks like Luna is gone."

"Yep, a sad end," Nick said sadly as the audience booed the evil mare. "And this crowd aren't liking this."

"Awww, screw thou all!" Nightmare Moon scoffs as she flies back into the ring.

"Looks like Mills will have to..." Nick said sadly as Mills is about to announce the winner.

"WHAT THE HELL," Mills gasps in shock.

Everyone turns...and sees Luna appearing, alive and well saying, "How's the fight, Nightmare Moonie?!"

"What?! But how," Nightmare Moon demands in shock as she looks from the decapitated Luna to the one nearby.

"You or Nyx aren't the only ones to make clones...and unlike you two, I don't lose energy!" Luna announces proudly to her evil twin.

"No!!! IT CANNOT BE!!!" Nightmare Moon yelled in rage as she charged towards Luna with a magic blast.

"Luna is just standing there..." Nick said, noticing Luna still standing there. Suddenly, he dissolves after Luna's blasting tackle. "And she dissolves!"

"Good night!" Luna suddenly appears...with more clones.

"Hang on! Thou shouldn't be doing this!" Nightmare Moon scowls, turning to Mills. "She should be disqualified!"

"I'll allow it!" Mills exclaims to Nightmare Moon with a shrug. "No rules saying that you can't clone yourself."

"Fine! I'll destroy all of them!" Nightmare Moon shouted, and then, she conjured up a tornado with her magic before lightning bolts shoot out of the tornado towards the clones.

"I haven't seen Nightmare Moon this upset yesterday since she disowned her mother!" Pinkie exclaims. "Of course, that was Nyx, this is different so this probably doesn't count."

"And yet this Nightmare Moon is disowning her mother Luna!" Johnny remarks as lightning stuck the clones, dissolving them. "The question is, where's Luna?"

"SURPRISE," Luna giggles as she flew in out of nowhere, kicking Nightmare Moon to the mat, much to her annoyance. "Forgive me, but you were easily startled."

"Oh, shut up." Nightmare Moon growls as she got up. "NOW FACE CLONES OF OUR OWN!"

"Brace yourselves, folks! Moonie is going for the clones herself!" Nick exclaims as Nightmare Moon made...miniature Nightmare Moon?! "Oh, well, that isn't what we're expecting."

"Well, we did use the CDM science thing when making Super Freaks. The DNA thing became unpredictable, resulting in miniature clones of Nightmare Moon!" Johnny explains.

"Doesn't matter; Thou will face death! Attack, my mini mes," Nightmare Moon orders as the mini-Nightmare Moons charge at Luna.

Luna looks bored while saying, "You're kidding me, right?" She begins stomping and blasting at the clones, dissolving them.

"Well, Nightmare Moon's attempts ended up backfiring." Johnny comments. Luna attack the other clones, until they are gone.

"It's the Attack of the Lame Ass Clones, Johnny." Nick remarks in amusement.

"Grrr; I shall get you!" Nightmare Moon snaps. She charges at Luna and hit her...too lightly? The evil mare tries to hit her but is getting tired. Luna just stood there, unimpressed.

"Say, what's going on?"

"Awww, come on! Don't you get it? Nightmare Moon uses up much of her strength to make the clones unlike Lune who does so without a worry. Now she's exhausted." Pinkie said in amusement. Sure enough Nightmare Moon breathes in, getting very tired.

"And it looks like Nightmare Moon is done for!" Johnny exclaims.

"And now, Nightmare Moon, time to finish you off,” Luna said with a smirk as her horn glows; she then speaks in a stern mother voice, "You need a time out, young filly!"

Luna zaps Nightmare Moon, making her scream as a flash covers her. Nick calls out, "What's going on now?"

"Luna appears to be finishing off her evil self and..." Johnny said. We hear some crying. "Is that a foal crying?"

"Looks like it."

Once the flash is gone, everyone got a surprise: Nightmare Moon, minus the armor, is now a foal, crying and bawling. Luna smirks as she uses her magic to pick up her former enemy. She say sweetly, "Awww, does Miss Nighty need a nap?"

"Incredible! Luna turned Nightmare Moon into a foal! And this fight is over!" Johnny exclaims as the bell rings.

"The winner by Babality is Luna!" Mills exclaims as the audience cheers.

"I think it's time to take my new daughter with me." Luna said, cooing while rubbing noises with the baby Nightmare Moon who giggles playfully. "Auntie Celestia will love to see you, yes, yes, you are."

"Ugh!" Nick exclaims in the booth in disgust. "Make her stop, please! I am annoyed enough by the dancing as it is!"

"Well, Luna has won not only this fight but a new daughter too!" Pinkie exclaims with a happy smile. "Nyxsie just got a new cousin...half niece? Whatever works."

"Well folks, it looks like..." Johnny was about to prepare their usual sign off, but...

"Johnny, wait a second! Let's stop and think!" Nick stops his friend from finishing that last part of his discussion. "Every time we do the last bit of our broadcast, something happens which equals our stadium getting blown up!" He spoke in recalling that they seem jinx to always have this event happen without a building to stand in.

"Yes, I seem to recall that." Johnny nods slowly in hearing his friend recall those events, the last four times.

"And so far, we've had Pinkie's party cannon on high, Discord adding a self-destruct function, a killer mechanical crab blowing up a storage of fireworks, and Decepticons firing a powerful cannon on top of us!" Nick was counting down the four equal times that the CDM gang did something, and those times, they just dodge the bullet of being alive while their wrestle area gets blown to bits.

"Wow, when you think about, those do sound bad? But I know the cure." Pinkie Pie looked to nick who seem on edge before deciding to help. "Spike, Phobos, could you guys get Nick a latte!" She turns to two baby Dragons nearby to ask for their aid.

"Okay!" The two Dragons (Spike came back to normal previously) nearby responded before heading off to get something to help.

"Take it easy Nicky, I figure you & Johnny have nervous nerves and so I added a Latte machine down the hall." Pinkie patted Nick's back to ease him of the stress he seems to be having.

"Hugh, maybe I need that. A cup of Joe always helps calm my nerves." Nick sighs to feel a little better in what he'll receive.

"When did you install a latte machine Pinkie Pie?" Johnny stared at the pony in questioning when the gang had such a latte machine ever made.

"Just now, they had a special deal to on design. Two big red buttons, one on the left a latte, the one of the right to launch all our hidden nuclear missiles, which are currently program to target an area of whoever pushes the button to signal them.." Pinkie Pie smiled off to explain in what she did in installing something to make lattes and launch all the nukes they have.

"WHAAAT," Both host responded in shock horror, they have something which one push and it's game over.

"PINKIE PIE; WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" Nick shouted out in terror, now it's for certain, they are gonna relive another explosion to the wrestle stadium.

"Don't worry, I told Spike & Phobos which was which by label." Pinkie waved off in not being worry, she took care of such problems.

"You mean those in your hoof?" Johnny pointed in seeing sticky labels that had 'latte' & 'Nuke Missile' on them; the pony still had them.

"Oh, well I'm sure they know which one is the right choice." Pinkie Pie responded to say that she explains which button did what, so they are safe. "Or did I mix that up too?" She asked in thinking of a second thought if she made a mix up of which button was okay or not.

The host looks worry in having that 'bad' feeling about now.

"Pressihmm…" Too late as the sound of a pressed red button to the left side was seen by Spike & Phobos… "Brruughnnn…brruughhnnn…" Red lights flashed and siren noises are heard as the dragons looked down to see that they ended up pressing…the nuke missile launching button.

"I'm thinking I pushed the wrong button." Phobos spoke off worried in seeing he did something wrong here.

"Gee, ya think?" Spike rolled his eyes in seeing he got the right button, but his pal push the one with the nuke trigger program.

"Okay....everypony follow my lead!" Pinkie Pie spoke off to everyone listening to her now before... "WAAAAAAUUUGGHHHH," She jumps up to begin panicking and screaming to run away now.

"WAAAAAAUUUHHHHH," Johnny & Nick scream before the panic crowds also turn to leave; here they go again.

Soon outside the Deathmatch stadium, several missiles were launched and then headed for their target before.... "KURPOOOWWWFRRUVHMMM....." Soon an explosion happened that completely destroyed the wrestle building. It never gets old.

And coming out of the rubble, again, were the host & their pink pony friend while they cough & shook dirt off of them.

"Cough-cough, well that wasn't so bad." Johnny coughs before saying how things seem kinda okay now.

"Right, like we're not use to this by now." Nick rolled his eyes in seeing; they've gone through another event of losing their stadium through destructive means.

"Well on another note, we can add nuke missiles to the list." Pinkie Pie smiled to say that with this fifth broadcast, the gang now have a fifth issue of what cause the building's destruction from an explosive event .

Nick only groans at hearing this while Johnny looks to the camera men.

"Well that's it from our side folks, we've had another explosive time here," Johnny spoke off in preparing the usual sign off moment.

"And just when you think we dodged an explosive disaster, another million dollar repair goes down the drain." Nick responded off to also make a claim over what's happened. "Just like my architecture of a beach condo," He signs to slap his head in seeing this event was just how he lost his condo.

"You wanted a beach condo?" Pinkie asked off puzzled & intrigued to hear this.

"That's a need to know basic, pinky." Nick spoke off to the pink pony that what happened with him is his own business.

"So until our place has been fixed up, I'm Johnny Gomez!" Johnny spoke off in making his claim of who he is now.

"And I'm the ever paranoid, Nick Diamond!" Nick also responded to let the audience viewers know who he is too.

"And lastly, the laughable Pinkie Pie, popping in to say...." Pinkie Pie pops in-between the human host to make this next final farewell response. "See you all soon....Good Fight...Good Night!" She smiled off to give a little farewell wave that they'll be back when they are done here.

And with that, the 'Celebrity Deathmatch' title pops in over the screen in signaling over the destruction of a lost stadium...the end of the broadcast.

The End

As we see the credits rolling, we can hear Nick calling out, "Coming next time on Celebrity Deathmatch: Twilight's Parents vs. Mr. & Mrs. Cake! Shining Armor vs. Big Macintosh! And Pinkamena vs. Princess Trollestia!! It's coming soon!"

Cast list
Jim Thorton: Johnny Gomez
Chris Edgerly: Nick Diamond, Mills Lane
Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Pinkamena Diane Pie
Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon
Vincent Tong: Garble the Dragon
B.J. Ward: Surprise
Tabitha St. Germain: Princess Luna, Nightmare Moon
Trevor Devall: Prince Blueblood
Richard Ian Cox: No Eyes
Matt Hill: Gronk
Nicole Oliver: Princess Celestia
Orlando Bloom: Golden Heart
Vic Mignonga: Omega
Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom
Chris Sanders: Phobos the Dragon

Author's note
Kick ass! See? I told you I can be unpredictable at times. Time to hit the next MLP: FIM story in the timeline which is a short one...

"Tales From Two Twilights (happens shortly after the "Power Ponies" episode; crossover with the Harmony League universe): During a quiet period shortly after the adventure in Manetropolis, Twilight once more uses the "Multiversal Mirror Communication" spell, this time finding the Harmony League's universe and striking up a conversation with her counterpart from that universe; who goes by the super-name Purple Magic Horn.
Villains: All villains discussed by the two Twilights (all mentioned only)"

Yeah, it's hero time so until next time, read, review and suggest, folks!

The ending is a reference to the ending of ‘Monsters vs. Aliens’.