My Little HetaStuck MST
Episode 1
Homestuck High
Part 7

Twilight Sparkle: Our author has warned us that another bad sex scene is in this one.
Jade Harley: im so done. see you all later. *teleports away*
John Egbert: i'm sick of this author putting me in sexual situations! i'm gonna sue her for sexual harassment! and pedophilia!
Italy: *while making a big pot of pasta* I've tried that, John. My lawyer said it would be difficult for a case to end in favor of a fictional character, so I had to drop the charges.
John: dangit! i hate being a fictional character!
Twilight: Okay, you two, quit being meta and let's start reading; we only have one more chapter after this, so let's just get this over with.

my frend told me 2 try ritin in da pov off sumone so i will try 2 do that this chapter ok so plz tell me if it ok.

All: OH NO!!!!

JOHN POV

i relly didnt no what to do about it all it realy seemed to much. I was in love with rose but somthing didnot feel rite about it. it seemd as tho she was ledding meonto sumthing that i felt unsuely aboot. I fell as thought i should protect her but it was all to much and i was scarred. i didnt no if i wanted to do this.

"My boy" tarvos cooed as we waked up the mountain "yu can do this becaus you are a worrior and u strive for it!"

John: "aboot"? when did i become canadian?
Twilight:...
John: twi?
Twilight:...so...many...spelling errors...
Italy: Look at all those spell check lines...

"i feel liek my luck has gone with the wind tho"

John: *FACEPALM*

i repelled "do i rely love rose? Or is their someone else?"

John: it's like a slashfic!
Italy: It is a slashfic! CJ told us that the sex scene is between you, Gamzee and Karkat/Tavros!
John: what? but i'm not a homosexual!
CJ Croen: THERE! I WROTE IT! NOW I NEVER HAVE TO BE TEMPTED TO WRITE IT AGAIN!
Twilight: Technically, you're not a homosexual here, either; you're in love with Rose, but you are also attracted to Gamzee and Karkat/Tavros. This would make you bisexual.
Italy: Like me! *hands out bowls of pasta*
John: okay, but i'm not bisexual in canon!
Twilight: Yes. But this is fanfiction.
Italy: FANFICTION! WHERE EVERYONE LOVES EVERYONE!
John: *FACEPALM X2 COMBO*

"maybe i can help you decade in time jonathan" tarvos wiggled his eyebros.

John: where the heck did karvos come from?
Twilight: Why bother asking? The story will never explain.

I begun too fell hot at that. Tarvos was attractive nd i had a crush on karkit when he was their but i wasnt homo.

John: and i'm not! tavros is a good looking guy, and karkat is one of my best friends, but it's not like i want to have sloppy yaoi make outs with them!
Twilight:...Wow...the mental image that gave me...excuse me while I take a cold shower
John: given how many showers we've been taking, i'm surprised that all of our showers haven't been cold...

I loved rose and i needed too procreate her babys from Sollux sence she was a woman so she couldnt do it. i had to be a man and standup for her.

Twilight: As a character created by a feminist, I find that offensive!

I new rose all ways had a thing four jade to. the way they looked at one anoter was filed with hot firy passione and i new they wanted one another. It was kinda hot tho sence they were two girls and it turns me on.

Italy: TMI...
John: why is this relevant?
Twilight: It's not.

suddenly there was a hand on my figh. I mooned and saw it was Tarvos who were grinin at me.

John: wait, i mooned him? why?

My face was red and i lucked awaay but Gamzee caught it. his eye fishes in my and there were no where to look. I was surronded.

John: my face was probably red because i was showing him my butt. again, why?

"we no u want ouer harddics in your harddrive johnny..." tarvos giggled

All: LAME.

I moaned.

Twilight: OH SWEET CELESTIA THANK YOU FOR GOOD GRAMMAR!

"we wont tell rose it okay" gamzee seed when cumming over "my wand can make miracles."

they were rite.i wanted it. i wanted themm. this is who i am.

Twilight:...It was fun while it lasted.

"Ok...do it..." i said and pulled down my pants.

Twilight: OKAY, OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH! We will spare you all from the details.
John: long story short: gamzee, karvos and i have graphic, badly written sex, karvos remembers that he's actually karkat, the end.

karkats back now! WHTT WILL HAPPN IDK LOL I DO BUT U DNT REVEW PLZ OK HE PLOTZ GETTIN HARDUR!

John: something tells me that that was supposed to be sexual in some way.
Twilight: It's already over? These chapters seem to be getting shorter and shorter every update!
Italy: And that's good, right?
Twilight: Of course! I'm just surprised! It's like the author's getting extremely lazy!
John: probably. after all, the last chapter is after this one.
*pause*
All: HURRAY!

To be concluded...