My Little HetaStuck MST
Episode 1
Homestuck High
Part 6

Twilight Sparkle: C'mon everyone, get up.
John Egbert: no.
Jade Harley: why should we?
Italy: MAKE IT STOP!!!
Twilight: Ugh! Well, we begin chapter six with an author's note.

GUYUS STFU OKAI STUP BEIN MEEN!

Twilight: How about you stop having bad grammar?

dis story is good u havnt seen wat is planed!

John: that's because we don't want to.

an i m sorry i havn updtated as muc school SUXXXXXXX!

Italy: OMG! This author is channeling our author!
CJ Croen: Oh yeah...I forgot to mention, sorry I haven't updated in a while; school was a killer X_X

"hav you named them yet" john assed jade

Jade: john! that is very rude!
John: i'm sorry jade, it's not my fault this author can't spell!

"i will call the daemon equius" jade complicaed "daves girl will be caled terezi and tarovs son jake!"

John: NO WAY. WE ARE NOT DRAGGING EQUIUS, TEREZI AND JAKE INTO THIS!!!!
Twilight: Who are--
Jade: equius is a sweaty muscle man with a horse fetish terezi is a blind alien lawyer who dave used to date and jake is the kid version of me and johns dad.
Twilight:...Okay...so go back to the part about the horse fetish...

"my son..." tarvos masurcated "is beautfil"

Twilight: Is it just me, or is the grammar getting worse?
Italy: I think the author is a sorcerer.

Suddenly white smok came in to and their was Sollex with a moses bucket with a grin on his face. Everyone gaped and jade lunged for equius.

John: sollux holding a bucket? but trolls think buckets are gross!
Twilight: Why?
Jade: because they use buckets and pails for alien sex >;)
Twilight and Italy: EWWWWW....

"NO! YOU CANOT HAVE HIM!" SHE CRED.

Jade: yes! i would totally be protective of the baby version of a weird dude ive never met!

"foolish mortel! he will becom the next daemon lord of the derse! u can not stop my planes..." Sollux potted

Twilight: Okay, this is just getting ridiculous.
John: you're just noticing this now?
Twilight: I mean, seriously, "POTTED!?" I guess she meant to write "plotted" but that's still not the right word to use in this context!

Gamzee stod up.

Twilight: Does this author have a busted keyboard like our author?
CJ: Take that, me!

"no u daemon equius will rule prospit do you not COMPREHEND" he condemed

"YOU DO NOT KNOW ME" sollux welped.

John: isn't equius a derse dreamer?
Jade: yeah but gamzees a prospit dreamer!
Twilight: I'm too mad to ask...

"THESE PLAINS ARE NOT YORUS TO CONQUER" GAmzee reunited

Tarvos stood up, "No. he must go with the daemon becuse it has ben ritten"

Twilight: Who is Ben and what did he "rite"?
John: also, i though karvos was in a wheelchair, how did he stand up?

John shook his hed "but then he will try too sex rose!" he coaxed

Sollux grined "rose will becum my bird and we will make love every nite."

Italy: Too much information...

"NO" john moaned and pulled out Demontroll. He put on his hornes and he transformation into Eridan.

Everyone gasped.

"John you look different..." Rose peculiured.

John: waitaminute, didn't rose already see this? why is she so confused all of a sudden!?
Jade: All together now; Logic...
All: It doesn't exist.

"Sollux. My enemey. Youmust defet me to progess in yor quest"
Sollux smirkes and takes roses rist. she yellped and then Sollux diisapparated and let a bloody note saying 'daddys cuming for you equius'.

Everyone: Ew ew ew ew EWWWWW!!!!

Jade began to cry.

"how do we getto desre" eridan growled

"Katkat was from there but he no longer is" Gamzee thought

Twilight:...*breaks down crying* So many grammar errors...so many...*sobs*
Italy: *pats her back* There there...

"jade you need to hide yo kids." eridan said sereusly.

John: AUGH! i can't resist! hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo wife!
Jade: *smacks him*
John: thank you.

"ok" jade repled

"Gamzee, tarvos and feferi cum with me we need to see a gene named aradia who will tell us how to get there"

"ok" they all said

Jade: im starting to think the author is using that word on purpose now.
John: where'd twi go?
Italy: She's using your shower.
*cut to Twilight, curled up crying on the floor of the shower*
Twilight: SO MANY SPELLING ERRORS!!!!!
John: twilight! you better not shed in there!

SO WIL ARADIA HELP THEM? WAT IS GUNNA HAPPN TEEHEEE!

John: is it me, or are these chapter getting shorter?
Jade: theyre getting less coherent, i know that.
*Twilight returns, levitating a towel to dry off with*
Twilight: What did I miss?
Italy: The ending of this chapter! ^_^
Twilight: Wait, really? Well isn't that kind of abru--

To be continued...