My Little HetaStuck MST
Episode 1
Homestuck High
Part 8 (end)

Twilight Sparkle: After what feels like two and a half months...
Italy: I GET IT!
Twilight:...we have made it to the last chapter!
John Egbert and Italy: YAAAY!!!!
Twilight: But we're still supposed to riff it!
John: AUGH!!!
Italy: The good news is that the author wants to take a break from multi chapter epics after this!

Rose was seating sadly on the bed with the carcasses of fracktured bones and devil chi;ldren surronded at her feet with the blood of angleic innosence on her fingertips.

Twilight: The author isn't even trying anymore, is she?

Sollux hath taken her away from her friendships and had carved her into a crimsen spicked room with mutalated woman hanging from the cielings by their ovulation systems and with the baba fetuses in there eye sockets.

Twilight: Oh sweet suffering Luna this sentence is foul!
John: and the spelling errors make it unintentionally hilarious.
Italy: "Baba"?

She new that if she wasn't plesurabl enough for Solux she would join them in there patehtic orginic mooonlight tango sway dancings.

She dreamed of a dream that bleed into the feers of presipece and her eyed sangof a tail of forgetten masurcation.

John: i can't even understand any of this!
Italy: So...they are dancing?
Twilight: Sure, why not...

"Rose" Sollex repairended as his cracked yellow and crusted fingernaels claws at her underbelly with a loving delite "I can sence the baba's souL!"

The misphoniac creyd and excreeted loudly

All: EWWWW!!!!!

weith a voice that belowed songs from the hearth of a love she lost "No! YOu are a fat nerd geek with wired glasses that feasts on the fetuses of gothic childs sent frm haven to punish your instigationed soul!

John: only two parts of that description are accurate.

I CAN;T HAV SIX WITH A TROLL LIKE YOU!"

John: i'm so confused! is sollux supposed to be a troll or a demon?

he probebly had fifteen girths any way.

Twilight: What the heck does that mean?
*John and Italy shrug*

"YOU LIE!" he hisses and his vemnom spat a cross the walls and turnwed the bodys of the mutalated victems in to hydrocloric acid and it leathered down and burnt throught the skull made floors.

Twilight: I hate to break it to you, but that's not how venom works...

He flew flew backwards to the corner of his cieling and gloared at her

Italy: Twilight, John, you guys have wings and wind powers respectively, how does one "fly fly"?
*John and Twilight shrug*

"I lust johnatan NOT YOU!" she eviscerated softly wilst she cries the velvit tears odf the mennopauses that climacate from the ruens of the reched pedimeants of life.

"HE IS CUMMING FOR ME"

John: too easy...
Twilight: Also, that's not how you use the word "eviscerated".

"No Rosa..." Sollux abatemented and he toke of his glasses to reveal the eyes of a worm lordess

John: who is rosa?
Italy: I don't think worms have eyes...

who crathed the fleash of the billium rectations of lacing china silk and his sockets were emptyed with aluminiem tissues made from the pancreus of god, "HE HAS SEXUAL INTERCURSE WITH GAMHEE AND TAVROS IN THE MOUNTAIN." he came.

All: STOP WITH THE SEX!!!!
John: also, i didn't think sollux was a yaoi fanboy.
Italy: I'm a yaoi fanboy!

Rose started to crey the tears of raen that fals on venus only no raen ever gos their becuz theres no warter

Twilight: I appreciate the scientific accuracy, but why are you making a comparison if you're just going to render it moot?

but they were filed with the love of volcanic explshions and exploitees.

Her tears made ouddles on the floor as she run form the room and Sloluz laughed liekt the evil man he was]

John: muahahaha! i am an evil cliche demon who breaks a girl's heart and laughs at her!
Twilight: And I want to use the single most complicated and contrived plot possible to beat everyone! Muahahaha!
Italy: And all will become one with my awesomeness! Marry me! Hon hon hon!
Twilight and John:...
Italy: I don't have a villain in my show, okay? I had to work with the closest things I had.

and cascadared down so that the voilcanic water eruoted from her eyes went over his cloths and set them on fire but did not kil him becauze he's not flamabil.

John: of course he's not "flamabil". he's a demon!

Soon he would watter his sweat rose with the piss of a 1000 dragoons beter then she watered herself (AN: LYK PHOTOSINFURSIS.)

Twilight: THAT IS NOT HOW PHOTOSYNTHESIS WORKS!!!

She preeched out her creys liek a jesus gospil book only it wasnt a book byut a song so shut up.

Nepita came from the rapprochement of Neptune and flys through the windpw smelling like the rottan corpses of a hundread falcons who eat the spit of neckbeerds and cry form the rapped childs of acquiescene and luggaged toward the willting flower.

John: when did wacky catgirl nepeta get involved?
Twilight and Italy: The world may never know...

She had bought froth the antediluvian waters of neptunia to heel her soul befor it was selled to the obsolote devil in dersey.

"Eat the water" she beleagured and rose eat it up.

"You must fight the power"

Twilight: *facehoof* You don't eat water! And that's not how you use the word "beleagured"!

neptuina crotheled in dissamence her wiskers food from ASDA peace whistled in lite harmeny wen her eyes fested upon rose's week body.

her tonge rise forth from the grond to pluck out a needel thred that she plunged in to her skin so she to could dancing in the abanaxed magnatic heet of the sun with her pussy and handled it to Rose "Use et as le lockpic."

John: looks like rose isn't exactly a vision of fidelity either...

"if you continu with this you well break you're mind." the fluoresent crows cawudeled in lustful desier as they pluked the maggots from there inermost sacral areas to fed rose.

Italy: *vomits a rainbow onto the floor*
Twilight: Eeww!
John: Italy!
Italy: I'm sorry...

"i must fight for john and our baby and for HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION!" rose molested the

"Very Well" Nepeta "I will make arrangments."

Rose slept uneasy that night.

John: what.

that's da end of chupter 8! plz review wat wil nepeta plan wats goin 2 hapen 2 tarvos now karkat again revoo n find out!

Twilight: The end. So, what did everyone think?
John: it was the most disgusting and infuriating thing I have ever read.
Italy: I thought it was hilarious! And disgusting.
Twilight: Very well...my opinion; it was just bad. The spelling and plot both deteriorated into nothing as time went by and it turned all of the characters into insane nitwits. This was a bad story, plain and simple.
John: so what now?
Twilight: Well, next we'll be reviewing a bad fanfiction from either my series or Italy's.
Italy: So until then, hasta la pasta!
Twilight: Farewell!
John: See ya!

To be continued