My Little HetaStuck MST
Episode 1
Homestuck High
Part 5

*Twilight, Italy and Jade are standing outside of John's bathroom door.*

Twilight: C'mon, John, you're gonna have to leave that shower sometime.
John: leave me alone!
Italy: I made more pasta to help us through this!
John: it's not gonna help!
Jade: john quit being a baby and help us riff!
John: no!
Everyone else: Augh!
Jade: lets start this without him, he'll join when hes good and ready...

It has been two weeks sence diabolo impgrenated Jade with his seed and she was in the hospitil going to give birth sence deamon babys grow quick and stuff like in twilight.

Twilight: NO! DO NOT MENTION THAT BOOK!
Italy: Twi?
Twilight: Sorry, Italy, the Twilight Saga just brings back painful memories for me...
*FLASHBACK*
Fillies and Colts: HAHA TWILIGHT SPARKLE!
Colt bully: Hey Twilight! You hangin' out with Edward, Bella and Jacob?
Filly bully: I bet she's a vampire and sparkles in the sun!
Colt bully: Hey, let's open her mouth to see if she has fangs!
Filly bully: Yeah! Hold her down!
Filly!Twilight: Ah! No! Let go of me!
Baby!Spike: Hey! Stay away from her! *gets smacked*
Filly!Twilight: Spike! Ow! Oh Celestia, someone help me!
*END FLASHBACK*
Twilight: *shudders*
Italy: *Pats her on the shoulder*
Jade: god, those books are stupid...

She was in a lot of pain and everyone was here to cheer her on sence she was scaerd of theoutcome because demoan babys are hurtful.

Jade: of course i was in pain, i was giving birth!

Dave was ver upset be cause it was his girlfrend and he didnt like that she was wit child with another man and a deamon nontheless. John new that rose cold be next if he was not carefull and had not ben sleeping for to weeks because rose could be next.

John: *comes in wearing his God-Tier duds and a towel on his head* what did I miss?
Italy: The fanfic says you've stopped sleeping for two weeks.
John:...what?

"she is in pain" the nurse moaned sadly

Jade:...yes, people tend to be in pain when theyre giving birth.
Italy: One would assume a nurse would know that.
Twilight: She ought to have her license revoked.

"what about the baby" dave demadnded

"you mean babies" the nurse corrected "she is having triplets but they are not of natral causes!"

Everyone looked sadly at each other. Jade might not survie and the babys might take over her body.

Everyone: WHAT!?

A doctor appeared.

Twilight: Was he in a blue box and holding a sonic screwdriver? No? Well forget about this fanfiction getting good...

"she has given birth to the childs!" he announced

"they are burtn with fires of hell but the others cannot tell of the things that they will face of a lonly mothers grace" Tarvos prophisied

Twilight: Oh my Celestia, I am so sick of this author's grammar!!!
Italy: It could be wor--
John: no it couldn't.
Italy: I know.

"THEY ARE MY SONS! NO DAM B STARD WILL CLAM THEM AS THERE OWN!" Dave ejaculats

John: you keep using that word, i don't think it means what you think it means...
Twilight: Once again, it used to mean "regurgitating"; you can find used that way in classical literature like Les Miserables and--
John: i don't care.

Rose took Johns hand "I feel uneasy" she quoted "soemthing is amist"

"i can feel it to" John reconziled and he kissed Rose passiontly.

Jade: oh yeah! john, remember how this fic pairs you with rose?
John: i've been trying to forget that...

Everyone went to see Jade and her babies there were two boys and a girl. one boy had grayish skin an wellow eyes like a demon and then the girl had daves blond hair but then the other boy...LOOKED LIKE TARVOS!

Jade: ok, wait im confused...i get that this is a high school au and all but "grayish skin and yellow eyes" describes a troll more than a demon. but this story hadnt said anything to imply that any of the trolls were made human here. whats going on?
John: logic doesn't exist here.

"omg" everyone said

Jade: yes of course thats all they said...

"they all have different fathers" the nurse said widely "please take a shit and we will explain the circumsize."

Everyone: GROSS!!!!
Twilight: Also, how do you say something "widely"?

Dave couldnt sit down he was too angry. one of his childs were a damon and the other lookedlike his best frend! he also did not have a air for his family name! his true cchild was a girl...

Twilight: I'm fairly certain that one's emotional state does not affect the ability to sit down.

"HOW COULD YOU TAVOS!" dave cried as tears welled in his eyes "she is my wife to be!"

"it was an accidant it happened in mcdonnald" Tarvos solmnly said.

"we did not mean it Dave!" jade weeped

Jade: i wouldnt have sex with karkat or tavros anyway.
John: that's two ships sunk.

"You stole my son...now i shall make you pay!" dave exclamed and left

John: so...he's gonna make karvos pay by leaving the room? what good is that gonna do?
Twilight: It gives the author an excuse to draw out the plot as much as possible.

Jade cried as rosepatted her back and the babys slept. Jade was worred dave might turn to the dark side and she did not want to date a daemon!

"John" rose said suddenly "we need to make plans."

DUN DUN DUUUUN! A CLIFFIE!

John: a cliff? what a relief! quick everyone, let's jump off of it!
Jade: right behind you
Italy: Make that three!
Twilight: I'm just going to conveniently forget that I can teleport and fly...

To be continued...