My Little HetaStuck MST
Episode 1
Homestuck High
Part 4

Twilight Sparkle: *sigh* Okay, a lot of the author's notes here are really vulgar. I'll just show you guys the worst one:

to the nice ppl who left nice reviews i wnt 2 say thank u because they made me smile hehe.

Twilight: Yes, people decided to give this girl encouragement!
John Egbert: *cluster F-bomb*
Italy: Aren't you going to reprimand his foul language?
Twilight: It's getting reduntant.
Jade Harley: shh! the fanfics about to continue!

Just when all hope was thought to be lost Eridan took out of his deadly weapon knwon as the almighty Demontroll and began to rock out on it so the noise would distract Sollux wich it did and he let go of Jade and she came running over to them.

Italy: Wait...what?

"Thank you sooooooooooo much John" she exclaimed

Jade: im finally in character!

"My name is Eridan, John is no longer part of this body but exists now within hells wreched flames!" Eridan spoke

"Oh ok" Jade said and walked over to Dave

John: you were saying?
Jade: well actually...

"So..." Sollux begins as he took out his own instrement, the dark and almighty Redtooth which was an old wooden violin and began to fight back against Eridan "You are challenging me to a duel"

Twilight: Are they really ripping off "Discord Went Down to Ponyville"?
Everyone else:...
Jade: what
Twilight: You've never heard "Discord Went Down to Ponyville"?
John: we've heard of "the devil went down to georgia".
Twilight: That's an odd name for a song...

"You will not win it" Eridan ejaculates

as he plucks the guitar harder "you will not win over my wrath and you will no take these chicks back to your castle within the dark clouds to create the next evil dark overloard!"

"Then if i lose the battle you must hand over to me Rose and Jade so I may plant the dark spawn within them to create the ultimite POWER" Sollux suggested

Jade: wow solluxs character derailment is explosive...

Both demons began to rock out on their instruments and a clash of white and black aroma smashed together within the space between them as they batteld it out. they began to sweat. it was a tough duel but Eridan did a triple eighty and knocked Sollux back flying.

Jade: is it wrong that i actually think this is epic sounding?
Twilight: No, actually; the author's actually showing to an extent, rather than telling.
John: but she's not showing enough to make this fanfic good.

"WELL DONE ERIDAN!" everyone on Eridans side cheered.

"Whatevs" Eridan said, putting his guitar into his pocket

Jade: nope wrong! eridan wouldve said that like "wwhatevvs".
Twilight: How in Equestria would he fit a guitar in his pocket?
John: the pocket could be his sylladex.
Italy: Sylla what?
John: sylladex. homestuck characters use it to carry stuff without having to use pockets or hands. like this
*John uses his sylladex to pull out a giant hammer, then puts it back*
Twilight: Impressive. Pinkie can pull stuff from out of nowhere too. She calls it "hammerspace".
Italy: I can do that with my underwear!
Jade: tmi dude!

Sollux walked away in defeat but hed be backk they all knew it.

Twilight: AUGHH! THE BAD GRAMMAR! IT BURNSSS!!!

Eridan took off his horns and John returned.

"What happenend" John ingerigated

Twilight: AUUUUUURRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

"you turned into a super awesome demon called Eridan and you battled that Sollux guy to protect me and Jade" Rose bubbled.

"Oh ok" John said

John: "bubbled"? when did rose turn into casey? casey's my baby salamander before any of you ask.
Twilight: Thanks for explaining.

"Lets go to class" Gamzee cornered

Twilight: Who did he corner? And why?

"I smell a war coming..." Tarvos wanred "I do not like this. Be careful John mboy"

Jade: mah boi! :D
John: shut up.
Jade: D:

next chapter there will be a baby shower and a realy big surprise but is it a good or bad one review to find out

Jade: dave i thought you were smart! you need to get your priorities straight!
John: i want this fanfic to be over!!!! D:
Twilight: It will be soon. After four chapters.
Everone else: AUGH!!!!!

To be continued...