Episode 1 part 2 of MLHS MSTs: Homestuck High

hi guys this is chapter 2. i finished chapter 1 a while back b4 my other beta reder got busy wit school since she didnt start then so now my otherfriend said shed beta it insted. ITS A LOT BETTER NOW THNK U SO MUUUUUCH CAROLYN UR A BETTER EDITER THAN JANE.

Twilight Sparkle: Somehow I doubt that...
John Egbert: i still can't believe they killed karkat offscreen!
Twilight: Who exactly is Karkat?
John: oh, he's my alien buddy! he used to hate me, but now we're bros! :)
Italy: What's he like?
John: he's nice, but he's really grouchy and loud and always swearing. i think he's funny XD
Italy: Reminds me of my brother :D
Twilight: Okay, you guys, we need to get back to the topic at hand, unfortunately...

Everyone went to teh hospitl to see Karkat. He was in a comma.

Twilight: *facehoof* I can't even begin to explain all the things that are wrong with that one sentence alone...
John: i didn't know it was possible to be in a comma...

Everyone was crying, even Dave was crying a little bit because he and Karkat were best frends.

John: *busts out laughing*
Twilight: I take that these two don't like each other that much in reality/canon?
John: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Italy: I think he's broken...

They did lots of things togther (AN: no gay stuff tho! thats gross!)

Twilight: Oh, way to out yourself as a homophobe, author...

and so he was upset Karkat would try and do this to himself.

John: he wouldn't unless i showed him this story.
Twilight: Welcome back.

"Is he gonna be allright" John inquisisted the doctor

"If it wasnt for you kids he wouldnt be" the doctor said

John: i still don't get it. how did "we", find karkat? and more importantly, how did we get there before he could die?
Twilight: Thanks for showing us, author!
Italy: I'm hungry, I'm gonna get some pasta!

"So he is going to be okay?" Dave weeped

John: isn't that what i just said?
Twilight: Also, it's "wept", not "weeped".

"He will suffer amnesiea and may never walk again" the doctor solemnly said.
"NO!" Dave escalated loudly

Twilight: Insert obligatory "that escalated quickly" joke here.
Italy: I'm back! And I have lots of spagetti for anyone who wants it!
John: Sweet!
Twilight: Thank you.

John and Rose were waiting outside. Rose was very upset. She dated Karkat when she was younger and she lost her virginity to him. He was her first love and she never really gog over him.

John: rose doesn't like karkat in THAT way! stop defiling canon! *eats some spagetti*
Twilight: Am I the only one who is disturbed by the fact that this story has sexual interactions between underage teenagers?
John: DON'T YOU DARE REMIND ME OF THAT! DO YOU WANT ME TO POINT OUT THE RULE THIRTY FOUR OF YOU AND YOUR FR--
Twilight: IF YOU FINISH THAT SENTENCE, I WILL TURN YOU INTO AN ORANGE!
John: BRING IT ON PRINCESS!
*Twilight and John get into a fight while Italy looks on eating his pasta*
Italy: Honestly, I've seen so much rule 34 of me that I've just stopped caring. But they could at least be more original...

"I cant believe he would do this hes so emo" Rose moaned

"I am sorry!" John proclaimed

Twilight: *rubbing her bruised head* Wow, way to insult suicidal people author! Not cool! Fluttershy talked to people who have been suicidal before, and they were in a lot of pain. I highly doubt that such people would appreciate being called "emo".
John: *while Italy bandages his head* you feel very strong about this. so what happened with fluttershy?
Twilight: She talked to some of them on her facebook page. She talked to them, comforted them and eventually, talked them out of suicide.
John and Italy: Awwwww!
Twilight: Yeah, she's not the bearer of the Element of Kindness for nothing.

"John" Rose said seductivley "Can u take my mind off it"

John gulped. He knew what Rose wanted but he wasnt sure if he was ready for it yet. Rose was a sex goddess and he was a geek who never got less than 100 perfect in any lessons. But he had no scores in the sex department.

John: um, no, author i do not get "a hundred perfect in any test". heck, back when i was in school (y'know, before it blew up) i got straight cs and ds! i spent more time playing pranks than studying!

"Rose" John pronounced "I do not think now is the right time!"

"U want to wait?" Rose raised her eyebbrow

Twilight: If you are writing a work of fiction and you use "U" in place of "you" outside of text messages or chat rooms, then you will lose all credibility and no one will ever take you seriously.
John: this has been princess twilight sparkle, with vital information for your everyday life.

"I want are first time to be specil" John announced

"Ok" Rose said moodily.

John: specil?

Five days later Karkat woke up from his coma and everyone came to pick him up. Dave was very happy his friend was awake and brought along cheetos and pepsi to celebrate.

John: this part is kinda in-character for dave, i guess.

The girls had been to thhe beach and so they were in their bikinis.

Rose was wearing a lethar tight string thang bikini which showed of her private areas while Jade wore a black lacey one with a 'D' over her left boob becase she loved Dave.

John: oh my god, stop with the fanservice! and stop making jade sexy! she's my sister, she's not allowed to be sexy!
Jade Harley: im right here, john!
John: oh ****!
Twilight: John! Language!
John: maybe we shouldn't be reading this in my house...

"He is suffering with severe head tramaur" the doctor said shakily "he does not remember his name!"

Everyone gasped.

Twilight: "tramaur"?

"No! Karkat!" Dave discharged

"Who is Karkat my name is Tarvos" Karkat said questioninly

*Twilight and Italy look at John expectantly*
John: tavros was an alien. he had really big bull horns on his head and was really skinny. he used to be in a wheelchair and vriska used to date him, even though she was the one who put him in the wheelchair to begin with.

"He can no longer walk either he must go in a wheelchair" said doctor We do not know if he will recover

Twilight: And now we can add ableism to the list of things to hate the author for. Thank you, Dr. We do not know if he will recover.
Italy: What a strange name for a doctor...

"How could this happen" Gamzee shot "All he want was to be normal"

Twilight: He shot something? What did he shoot, and why?
John: maybe he was trying to commit suicide because he realized what kind of fanfic he was in.
Italy: The world may never know.

They all left the hospital and Karkat was rolling himself happily while everyone was crying they had lost one of their best freinds and school would no longer be the same how were they supposed to hang around with him now he was in awheelchar.

To lighten the mood they decided to go to mcdonnalds and so they all went there and ordered burgers and chips and chicken nuggest for everyone to eat except for vriska who ate the napkins instead.

America: Dudes, did I hear McDonald's!?
Twilight, John and Italy: NO!
America: Aww man! :( *leaves*
Twilight: John, does Vriska actually eat napkins?
John: what do you think?
Italy: I thought they were supposed to be American! Chips is the European term for French fries!
Twilight: Maybe the author is British.
John: *shrugs*

"Golly I REALLY like these chicken nuggets" Karkat happily said

John: *facepalm*

"Karkat..." Dave began "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM."

"My name is Tarvos! Not Karkat!" Karkat exclamated. He smashed the chicken nugget down on the table and squished it like a bug as he looked at the floor. He was ANGRY.

John: hey, karkat's in character now!

Gamzee sighed "I guess we shall call him Tarvos"

"YAY" Karkat, now Tarvos sang explendidly.

Twilight: Oh no! They said "sang"! That means...
Pinkie Pie: HELLO EVERYPONY!
Twilight: *facehoof*
Pinkie: My name is Pinkie Pie (hello!) And I am here to say (how're you doin'?) I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your day!
Italy: It doesn't matter now (what's up?) If you are sad or blue (Howdy!)
Pinkie and Italy: 'Cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do! 'Cause I love to see you smile smile smile! Yes I do...
Twilight: Let's just ignore them and continue.
John: do we have to?

"These napkins taste like piss" Vriska snooted as she gobbled one up.

John: then stop eating them!
*Italy sits back down with his pasta bowl, looking exhausted*
Italy: Wow, Pinkie Pie has a lot of energy! I couldn't catch up! @_@
Twilight: Nobody can at first. You'll get used to her :)

"I used that one to wipe myself after I peed..." Jade whimpered.

"Ok" Vriska said, munching away.

Italy: *spits out his pasta*
John:...okay, please excuse me while i go puke...
Twilight: Right behind you...

"When did you go to pee" Rose asked curiously

Jade looked down at the floor while fiddling with his black lace panties "When you all weren't looking...I..I needed to take a pregnancy test."

"WHAT!" everyone but Feferi exclaimed because she was too cool

Twilight: I'm actually sort of glad that Rose aknowleged the strangeness of Jade having suddenly urinated...
John: yeah, it shows that they're not all totally insane. also, hey look, this author really can spell "feferi".
Italy: You mean it's not "Ferarri"?
John: no, that would be stupid.
Italy: Bummer.

"Dave..." Jade began "I AM PREGNANT!

Twilight: Show of hands, who saw this one coming a mile away?
*John and Italy raise their hands*

To be continued...