My Little HetaStuck MSTs
Episode 6

Twilight: Greetings once again, everypony! We'll be doing more of...ugh, "My Immortal". For some good news, though, John is back on board!
John: yo!
Twilight: And he's brought a couple of guests! John, who are your friends here?
John: oh, this is roxy, my friend rose's sorta-kinda mom!
Roxy: sup! im so glad im in the same room as harry potter!
Harry: Thank you.
John: and this is my good pal vriska!
Vriska: Heeeeeeeey everyone! I'm 8ack!!!!!!!!
Italy: Back from where?
Vriska: Nevermind.
Twilight: Just for a brief recap, why exactly did you have to sit out, John?
John: i'd rather not talk about it. the good news is that i managed to fix things up pretty well! or at least i think i did.
Roxy: so whatre we doin here again?
John: oh, we're riffing on a bad harry potter fanfic called "my immortal"!
Vriska: Oh no........this is gonna 8e the human equivalent to "Troll Harry Potter Fanfic Where Troll Draco is in a Matespritship With A Witch Who is also a Goth Rain8ow Drinker And O8sessed With Troll Emo Bands And They All Have Weird Nonsensical Adventures That Even Our Race Can't Comprehend" isn't it?
Everyone else:...
Twilight: Come again?
John: it's a troll thing. and yeah, vriska, pretty much.
Vriska: Greeeeeeeeat. *rolls eyes*
Twilight: Well let's get started!

Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!

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Twilight: Sweet Celestia is this author whiny!
Roxy: and her grammar is worse than my typing quirk

Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.

Harry: I think the word you're looking for is "ludicrous".

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face.

Vriska: So she's a troll????????

Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.

Harry: I understand why he took them to Snape, seeing as he's their head of house, but I don't see why McGonagall has to be involved here.

“They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor McGonagall.

“How dare you?” demanded Professor Snape.

And then Draco shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

Twilight: Only one of these characters is acting in-character. Guess which one it is!
Harry: Here's a hint: His name rhymes with "grape".

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”

Harry: And now he's out of character.
Italy: This scene feels a little pointless.
Vriska: And that surprises you 8ecause........?

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.

“Are you okay, Ebony?” Draco asked me gently.

“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the girl’s dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….

Everyone except Vriska and Roxy ('cause they're new): GET ON WITH IT.

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

Twilight: Ugh...
Harry: Could they make Malfoy any less in-character?
Roxy: i dont get it why is she surprised that hes there??? didnt he follow her up??
Vriska: I think it's 8etter if we don't question it.
Twilight: The good news is that these chapters are mercifully short and after the next one we only have two more to riff! After that, we'll go back to looking at badfics that are requested by our readers!
Everyone else: YAAAY!
Italy: I'll go make some pasta to celebrate!
Roxy: ooh i could go for some pasta
Vriska: Totally! Make some for us too!
Italy: Will do!
*Umbridge, The Condesce, Russia and Chrysalis appear on the big screen*
Twilight: What do you want?
Umbridge: We're just checking to see how horrible this fanfiction is for you?
The Condesce: Wait, Lalonde? Is that U, gurl?
Roxy: hey!! its the batterwitch!! whats she doing here!?
John: she's one of the villains umbridge got to get revenge on us or something.
The Condesce: Oh ho ho ho! This is just too yummy! Say, how is your paradox momma/daughter? You know, after I KRILLED her?
Roxy: *smirks* i dont know what youre talkin about witch!
The Condesce: What?
John: i changed the timeline crocker! rose isn't dead anymore!
Vriska: Yeah!!!!!!!! And I saved her!!!!!!!!
The Condesce: What!? AURGH!
Umbridge: What are you two babbling about?
Twilight: For once I agree, this needs an answer.
The Condesce: It doesn't matter anymore.
John: yeah, because roxy, vriska, terezi and i saved the timeline!
The Condesce: The little Pyrope girl was in on it too!?
John: how 'bout you all get out of here? we're busy riffing!
Vriska: Yes, run along now!
The Condesce: HEY! You can't tell us what to--
Vriska: *manipul8s the villains; Umbridge falls asleep and Russia and Chrysalis walk/fly away against their will*
The Condesce: I...what?
Vriska: Everyday I'm getting 8etter! Now get out 8efore I try to practice it on you!
The Condesce: *grits her teeth* I'll get you all...*shuts off the monitor*
Twilight: You could really control her?
Vriska: Nope! She'd see right through me and turn the ta8les almost immediately! I was just 8luffing!
Twilight: Clever!
Italy: *returns with pasta* Hey everyone! What did I miss?

To be continued...