"So Grimm... I have a question."

"Shoot Pie." I said while stomping the tiny gingerbread house.

"Don't you get in trouble?"

"For what?"

"Misuse of power."

"What? Pfft... No I don't."

"Are you sure?"

"...I... don't know." I finished kicking the house looked around. The entire world was scared as two large giants came out of a flying blue box and began stomping on their homes.

"But I mean did you or did you not misuse the power of balance?"

"Pinkie why do you have to be so smart?"

"So your gonna get in trouble?"

"Probably." Just then she and I and the Tardis were teleported to Heaven. "Great."

"Grimm. What the hell man?" asked God. "We are having some issues here. One. You bring back Shining Armor."

"Do you know how hard it was to get his soul back?" asked Death.

"Two. You terrorized the entire Candy Kingdom?"

"Actually that was pretty funny." said Death.

"Shut it!"

"So what's my punishment."

"Well I'm not going to take away your powers. No. I'm going to give you hell for 10 hours." He pointed to the movie theater. "In you go."

I walked in and took a seat in the front chair. I was surrounded by drinks and food. I heard the doors close and lock.

"I don't get it. How's a movie my punishment?" Just then the projector cut on and I saw Fluttershy. "Oh hey! Yeah! That's what I'm taking about! We all love Fluttershy!"

Just then she started crying.

"What? OH no.... No not this! Not again! This is a sin! It's a sin!" I couldn't help but cry. "Why?"

10 hours later

I walked out of the theater still eating my pop-corn.

"*sniff* Why would you play that?"

"To teach you a lesson."

"It's not right. That was horrible God." I continued to eat.

"Your eating a lot of pop-corn."

"I eat when I get sad."

"I got to go shopping!" said Pinkie walking in with Death beside her. She had a bunch of bags with him. "Jeez you look horrible! What happened?"

"I...don't even care anymore."

"Are you going to misuse your power again?" asked God.

"Never. I don't want you to ever do that again."

"Yes or No."

"No."

"Then we're off to a good start."

"You call that a good start?!"

"So tell me what exactly happened down there Grimm."

"Well... Discord got out. David turned to a cold bad-ass. He killed Discord."

"David got him?"

"I tried to change Discord to a good god."

"Ah The penance stare! You've been reading your instruction manual?"

"I've read each chapter a good 10 times."

"So you know your limits?"

"Pretty much."

"I made you watch that pony cry 10 hours for nothing then. My apologies."

"Meh... I got over it."

"So you didn't stop him?"

"I tried to talk him out of it and he retaliated by killing him on the spot. Then he just walked off!"

"That doesn't sound good. Why don't you go and fix that problem. Death we have a game of chess to finish."

"But you always win!" said the reaper.

"Yeah... but I can lose as well."

"Really?"

"But you have to be really good. I think you can learn from this Grimm."

"I play life like a chess board. You need patience Death."

"Then let's see you beat him." he said standing up. I moved the bishop forward left blocking his knight and rook and I took my knight and got his king.

"Checkmate." They both looked at me surprised. "What?"

"Well played." said God.

Pinkie and I both went back to the Tardis and began our travel.

"Pinkie I want to show you something." I said taking her to the movie theater inside the Tardis.

"A movie?"

"No it's what happened when I was inside Static. You see I wasn't him but I was locked away inside of him."

Beginning Recording Playback...

I was in a small glass dome in a black room.

"Let me out of here!" I yelled knocking on it. All I could see was a window. "Is that me? Why the fuck am I a pony!"

"You seem a little younger." said Pinkie.

"Apparently I was 17." I told her.

The window showed the orange pony kissing Twilight.

"Why the fuck am I kissing a pony? This can't be right. Did I get high? No I don't do drugs. Well I do... but cigarettes can't do this. Aw fuck their fucking!" The young me shielded his eyes. "This is so wrong... WTFuck!"

Later...

"*sigh* I give up... Hmm? Who's that? Kay? KAY! KAY!" I broke out of the glass and got control of Static.

"So that's what happened." asked Pinkie.

"Pretty much."

"It was like that with me. I was in the back of Pinkie and when Rarity died... I got out. I didn't even mean to murder other ponies... but I couldn't stop."

"Don't worry. We can stop you killing them."

"Can we?"

"It might fuck up time but yeah we can."

"Will I be erased?"

"Most likely."

"Can we hold up on that?"

"I'd recommend that."

"So what do we do now?"

"Now we visit David. See what his deal is."

"That was weird of him to freak out like that."

"You know him?"

"No. But he doesn't seem like that kind of pony." Hmm... He just might be showing his humanity. Best not to tell her that.

"Right."

"Say I never asked but where is your armor?"

"It's in the cleaners over there." I said opening the door and watching the robots scrub out the blood and stains of my armor. "See?"

"What are those?"

"Robots."

"Did you think these up as well?"

"No I made them." The smallest one turned to face me. "Like for example this is Atom. He's my little helper."

"That's right master!" he said happily.

"Wow. How do you build these?"

"Some metal, circuit boards, and some magic and Wholah!"

"You said you didn't believe in magic."

"Well technically it's not magic. It's power generated from my life span. And since I can't die."

"Never ending... power..."

"Jackpot."

"Isn't that a curse as well?"

"Yeah... but it's a fun curse! Come on let's visit David!" I started playing with the Tardis and pulled some levers. We stopped at the castle (this time without causing a mess) and ended up in my old room. I opened the door and poked out my head to see Vinyl and Eden in bed... well... playing. "Hello ladies!"

"Get out!" yelled Vinyl throwing a pillow. Then her baby started crying. "Aw... look what you did! I just got her to sleep!"

"Sorry." I moved the machine to the royal bedroom. "David?"

"Yeah?" he asked turning around. "Grimm!" He yelled standing up and giving me a hug.

"Aha! How have you been man?"

"Good. Oh uh sorry about... yesterday. I was kind of mad because of the whole kid changing thing."

"There was more to it."

"There was. It'd be best for our friendship if I didn't discuss it with you. Hello Pinkimina."

"Hello."

"David you need to tell me."

"I can tell anyone but you." he said walking away. That's just mean.

"Well he's a butt-face." said Pinkimina.

"Yeah but... he's a good butt-face. Something's obviously eating away at him."

"What day is it?"

"It's June 3rd." I saw David close the door to his bedroom. "David? Open up?"

"Never!"

"Don't worry Pinks. I can get us in."

"With what?"

"Well I could always chop it down. No my metal arm allows me to control sonic waves. That's how I'm able to change it's frequency and change it's form."

"So you can open it?"

"I can open any door as long as it's not deadlocked." I held my hand against the wall and emitted the sonic noise unlocking it. I opened the door and walked slowly to David. "Now listen to me and listen good because-"

"BBBLLLEEAAAHHHH!" said a puking noise from the bathroom.

"Is someone in there? Celestia?"

"Yes?" asked the voice. "I'm sorry but I'm not feeling well."

"She's been vomiting every morning now for a week Grimm." said David. "I didn't want to tell you what's wrong with me because you know it better than anyone else here."

"You got Princess Celestia pregnant? Oh good job lad!" I yelled picking him up for a hug. "Oh this is just great! I bet the kid's going to be an alicorn."

"Don't freak me out enough as it is."

"Right. What do you think of this Pinkimina?"

"That's just wonderful! I'm so happy for you!"

"What do you think Grimm?"

"I think you about to get hitched." I reached deep into my pocket and pulled out a golden bracelet with a diamond orb. I had never made anything more beautiful than this. "Take this and give it to her on... I'd say about... July 8th. That sounds good."

"Where did you get this? I'm not giving this to her if you made it! No offense."

"Hehehe... no none taken. This was the bracelet I gave to Kay. I'm... giving it to you."

"But... Grimm I could never take-"

"Shh... just do it for me. She would be happy to see this."

"And you said you were the God of Pain and Death. I think that was a lie. You only make people's lives better."

"But David... what about when I killed Shining?"

"You brought him back to life and saved us again! You need to stop being evil dude. It really doesn't work out with you."

"I... Thanks David."

"No prob." He hid the ring in his bedside table and help Celestia when she got out of the bathroom. She did look just a bit bigger but only someone like me could tell because I remember every single inch.

"Pinkie why are you so quiet."

"Because..." she looked at me with tears. "I'm admiring you." she said jumping up and hugging me.

"Oh... don't do that."

"Grimm!" yelled Celestia running over and hugging me.

"What did I say?"

"I'm getting in on this!" yelled David. He jumped in and pulled us all together. I folded up my helmet so they wouldn't see me cry. I don't think David looked on the inside of my ring. It was my favorite bible verse.

'But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law. - GALATIANS 5:22-23'

How I got that entire thing on one piece of jewelry is my secret. Don't tell David but I did make it.

"What about Luna?" he asked.

"Oh... I uh... didn't think about Luna. Pinkie we are going hunting!"

"What about Luna?" asked Celestia.

"We were going to get her... some... candy."

"Oh she just loves treats!" said Celestia happily.

"I remember the cavities..."

"What was that?"

"We are going canoeing!" I grabbed Pinkie. "We'll be back in a bit."

"You seem in a lighter mood." said Pinkie. "It really suits you."

"Thank you Pinks." we ran inside the Tardis and I pulled up the treasure map.

"You have a map of all the treasure in the universe?"

"Yeah."

"And?"

"What's your point?"

"You don't go hunting?"

"I might as well give someone else a shot. I mean it's not fair if one man has all the treasure and everyone is just looking for an I.O.U. note. You tell me that's fair."

"It is. You found it."

"I... huh. I'm going to take your word for it." I started going through the maps. "Thor's hammer. Celestia's battle armor. The thong of love?"

"The what?"

"The tho- I'm might get you that later."

"The what?"

"Nothing. Let's see here... hmm... Aha! The bracelet of the moon dancer! Once in legend there was a spirit that conjured the moon. Every night she danced and showed her beauty through the stars. Then one day a group of evil men took her and everything she held close. They did horrible things to her but she never gave them her bracelet. Okay I'm going to cut in and say this is a double negative. They took everything but she never gave them the bracelet. Who wrote these?"

"Finish the story."

"Fine. One day they cut off the hand of the bracelet and removed it from her ownership. She immediately withered and died turning into stardust. The bracelet shot up into the sky and returned to her home and locked itself into a tomb which is waiting for a beautiful woman to take it. Only one with the moon may use it. What does that mean?"

"That Luna can use it."

"No. Does it mean that only Luna can touch it? I don't want to be space dust Pinkie."

"You can't die!"

"Oh... then we're good."

A few more minutes of traveling and we made our way to a jungle. We had to switch clothes to safari hunters! Well... we didn't have to but it just settled the mood.

"So you don't wear your armor in hot places?" asked Pinkimina.

"Well it keeps me cool in the hot and hot in the cold."

"Then why aren't you wearing it?"

"The robots won't let me. It's not 'super duper amazingly clean yet.' God the nerve."

"Make better robots."

"Oh I will. As soon as we get back I'm making the Crow and Tom Servo from MST3K."

"What?"

"Mystery Science Theater 3000."

"Never heard of it."

"Boo. Boo on you." I said continuing to slash with my machete through the forest.

"I think your holding that map upside down."

"No I'm no- Oh hey I'm holding the map upside down." Hmm. Look at that. "It says go 5 paces left, do a back flip, then run ahead for a good minute till you get to the temple."

"That temple there?" She said pointing to the Mayan-like temple.

"That's the one!" I told her doing a back-flip. Then I ran ahead to it. "Nice eye Pinkie Pie."

"Don't go there."

"Pinkimina. There happy?"

"Yeah I am."

"Great!" we walked up the stairs and inside. "Okay we need to be careful."

"Traps?"

"I've seen enough Indiana Jones to know where these traps are usually hidden." I stopped her from walking. "See that tile there? Trap that releases a boulder."

"How do you know that?" I pointed to the large boulder above us. "Oh."

"Next we start crawling." I told her while making her go prone. "Because in a few seconds the arrows start shooting."

"I don't see any-" All the arrows on the walls started shooting and we stopped moving. "GAH! Stop being right!"

"If that's your problem then your not going to like what's next. Snakes." A giant trap opened up in front of us and thousands of snakes tried to bite at us.

"Ah! Snakes! Help!" she said backing up in my arms. I still got it.

"You shouldn't be complaining! I have toxiphobia!"

"But you can't die!"

"Stop saying that! I know I can't but do you know how hard it is to get poison out of you? Hmm? Very!"

"What happens if you don't?"

"It hurts when you pee."

"You have to pee poison?"

"Did. Trust me. Don't get bit. I'm not a vampire that can suck it out."

"You have fangs!"

"I do? Hmm." I started rubbing my teeth. "Interesting. Come on now!"

"What kind of moon dancing spirit lives in the forest?"

"This one!" I said ducking under an axe. "Pinkie stop walking!" she followed my command immediately. "Turn around slowly."

"Is there something on me?"

"Walk to me as slow as you can." she slowly walked backwards in a straight line. "Good. That's my girl."

"What's on me?"

"Now turn around." she did so revealing a gigantic tarantula. It was the size of 4 human heads! I kid you not. I grabbed a sharp stick and stabbed it lifting it high in the air away from her. "Were you bit?"

"By what? AH!" she screamed when she saw the spider. "That's so gross! Keep it away!"

"Nu uh." I held it towards her. "Get running Pie!"

"No! HAHAHA! That's so disgusting! Grimm I'm going to kill you!"

"No your not! I can hear you laughing! Keep running!" I continued to chase her in a circle with the spider.

"Hahahaha!"

Meanwhile... at this exact time... in a world far far away... Star Ponies!

"Best movie ever." said Niko as we walked out of the theater. "I figured it would just be some shitty movie like Star Wars but I was so wrong!"

"I figured. Not much of a sci-fi pony."

"How could you of all people say that?" asked Niko.

"I'm saying I liked it! But... I have something else on my mind."

"What could that possibly?"

"I'm going to ask both princesses to marry me."

"David that's... wow. That's wonderful!"

"Thanks Niko."

"I mean they're not as good as my Octavia but hey two princesses. I wander how Du- I mean Grimm feels."

Meanwhile... this meanwhile is in bold! Do you see it? Oh my... the author is getting creative folks!

"Gah! NO!" I was against the door as Pinkimina held me back with the spider in her hands.

"I don't care if it's dead. I will make you eat it."

"No! You can't! That's looks horrible!"

"Fine but you owe me." she threw the bug away and we both entered the next room. The bracelet laid there on it's pedestal being wrapped in the warm and amazing beauty of the moon light. Oh what a beauty.

"Ah... the traveler and his companion dare come and take my bracelet." said a calm and beautiful voice.

"Hello! What's your name sweetie?" I asked the blue spirit circling us.

"I am Elegant Shade. And this is all I have left."

"Left of who? May I ask."

"Left of the mare I loved."

"You loved a mare?"

"Yes. Is that a problem?"

"No. Not at all with me. Who was she? Wait... moon. Was your lover Princess Luna?"

"She wasn't my lover but yes. We could never be together. I had my life taken away."

"Well... listen! Hey! I'm getting this bracelet for her! I have a bad-ass friend who's going to get married to her and I wanted to get this bracelet!"

"I see. That's wonderful news. That the one most beautiful mare is getting married. May I ask but what is the name of this pony?"

"David."

"I've never met anyone like him. What year is it?"

"20...12? I think."

"Ah... well I will allow you and your friend to take this on one condition."

"What might that be?"

"I want to kiss the princess." Pinkie and I looked at each other.

"Um... well... Your a ghost. Just go over there and kiss her."

"I can't. She won't ever know it."

"Then... oh! Posses Hindsight!"

"Who?"

"David. Just posses him and spend the day with her. He won't mind."

"Are you sure?"

"No. But that's the fun part!" she went inside the bracelet.

"I shall take your word for it traveler." I grabbed the bracelet and stuffed it in my pocket.

"She's happy. Do you think it will work?"

"Are you kidding? Get this to David and she can take care of the rest. Hmm... Elegant Shade. I think I've heard that name before."

"Have you?"

"No. No I haven't. But it has that ring to it. Like a name we should all know."

"It does. Shame she died." we continued to talk while walking back to the Tardis.

"Well I'm making two... no three ponies happy."

"All at the cost of your day."

"Yeah... but we had fun."

"I'm tired. I honestly need a nap."

"Alright. There's a bed beside the gym which is beside the la-"

"I know where it is." She ran up and kissed me on the cheek. "Good night."

"Still got it." I said to myself. Then I heard a ding. I went to the cleaners and saw my robots lined up happily.

"We finished your armor sir!" said Atom. I looked at the shiny marvel before me. It was beautiful.

"Nice work people!" Yes I treat my robots like humans. They should be. I gave them emotions and hope. "Very nice." I took off my safari clothes and threw them in the laundry bin. I slept on the armor and got comfortable. "Ah... the armor built for comfort."

"Ahem." said Atom.

"Fine." I picked up my clothes and folded them. "Oh! Can't forget you!" I placed Shade deep into my pocket so I wouldn't lose her. I continued to fold my clothes when I saw a face on the screen beside me. It had no sound but mouthed my name for a second before disappearing. Huh. Looked like Kay. But that's impossible. I went back to the control machine and went to my Equestria.

"Ah... home!"

Oddly enough I was in Ponyville. And to top it off I saw more ponies then ever before.

"Hmm?" I looked at all of them. Each one looked... like... something a brony would dream up of. Not a single one of them could have been born like the way they look. They're dressed and unique. Every single one of them. I went back inside the Tardis and moved it to the alley behind the bar. I could use a drink... but first I need to make a drop-off. I opened my wings and flew to the castle faster than. 'Hey I bet you can't eat that red hot chili pepper!'

"David." I asked appearing at his window. I opened it and walked inside. I found him reading a newspaper.

"Oh Grimm! Hey! You made it!"

"Hey. Did you see the new ponies in town?"

"No."

"Actually they're in Ponyville. David I think we have a human problem. But it's cool. Anyways listen! I got you this!" I held the Lunar bracelet for him to see. (Ah? See what I did there? Lunar? It's for Luna? Oh that's a classic.)

"Wow... it's as beautiful as her." he walked away and placed it in his table. He didn't see the blue spirit behind him that took control of him. "Huh. What a fine body. You didn't say he was an Alicorn."

"Sorry."

"It's okay Grimm. Now tell Luna to meet me. I must meet her now!"

"Okay..."

I walked outside and found the pony using her telescope. She was looking at the constellations over the sunrise.

"*yawn* Hello Angel of Mystery." said the pony.

"Hehe... hey David want's to see you."

"Oh! I know what he wants!" she ran past me and into the bedroom closing the door behind her.

"I... uh... g-great! Oh good job Grimm!" I could hear a bumping noise from the room. "Oh... I thought she wanted a kiss. Hmm. I was cheated again. David's not gonna like this when he wakes up." I turned invisible. "So it'd be best if he couldn't see me." I walked along side the wall. Like literally on two feet. "I need to change to a pony in case I meet any new humans."

I switched to my four-legged form again and unfolded my helmet. I need to think this through. Yeah I just gave him the best wedding ring/bracelet ever! But will Shade take advantage of this? And technically isn't this adultery? What have I done... Oh well! Nothing a quick drink from that Brewer pony who called me 'cat' can't fix. That was the coolest pony ever.

"Oh la la la... I'm walking to town... la la la... gonna get around... da da da... just helped a ghost who was sick... na na na... now she's gotta dick!"

"What are you singing?" asked Celestia tending her garden. She wasn't wearing her jewelry. *gasp* No way! They do get days off! Oh! I so called that!

"Celestia? Are you on a free day?"

"Yes I am. First day in ages. It's a special day."

"What day is today the third?"

"Yes. On this day my father and mother gave their lives to save the land."

"That's really... oh... wow. Your mom and dad sacrificed themselves?"

"Yes. What's wrong with creating a peaceful land watched everyday with a sun and moon?"

"I thought you were your own mom and dad. Like Adam and Eve. You know. Made from clay and what not."

"No I must assure you I am not made from clay."

"Sorry. I would have loved to meet them. The great parents of the sun and moon. That only leaves... earth and space..."

"Yes! That's what they controlled and their powers went to us. Your smarter than you look."

"Yeah I am... hey!"

"*giggle* You do know how to make a woman laugh."

"Well if you weren't once evil nor dating a friend of mine then I would ask you out on a date."

"And you know how to make a woman blush." she had a mad red blush on her face. Still got it! Yeah!

"Well... I want to ask you something. Do you know about those new ponies in town or not?"

"No I don't. Is something wrong?"

"Well we have a lot of humans here now. In pony form. And it is 2012. I can only guess whats happening on one of the Earth dimensions."

"What do you mean?"

"Well you know how there are many Equestrias? There are many Earths. In one of them the doomsday clock hit and the world blew up with a bang."

"I don't understand."

"Nuclear warfare."

"That's horrible!"

"I know! It's so stupid!"

"Well let them come. The more the merrier."

"Don't say that. These are bronies. God knows what horrible sins are being done as we speak."

"And you?"

"A recovering brony."

"Oh Ahahaha..."

"It's always a laugh with you isn't it?"

"It is." We both looked up and saw a blue dash across the skies. "What was that?"

"A spirit of the moon."

"Did something happen?"

"Yeah. Something good did happen."

"You know your not that evil."

"Hmm?"

"I mean you may come off as threatening sometimes but you called yourself the God of Pain and Death when you fought Discord. Yet you didn't kill him. You've really changed."

"Thank you Celestia. That means something."

"Oh I'm sure it didn't mean anything."

"You'd be surprised."

"Anyways... do you know why David's been so secretive lately?"

"He's just stressed like you said. But we are all happy and okay so just give him some time and things will work out for the best."

"Alright. Thank you Painkiller." she turned around and continued to water her garden. I went to Ponyville for a drink but when I got there... I didn't want one. Honestly I just don't want to go and drink my pain away because I don't have any regrets!

"What is that mommy?" asked a baby girl behind me. I turned around to see Vinyl.

"Hello Vinyl! Eden!"

"Hi Grimm. See your a pony again." said Vinyl. "Meet your daughter. We named her Free Melody after you."

"Uh... well I'm flattered but why?"

"You love music and your free spirited!" said Eden. "I can see you blush."

"Stop it ha ha ha!" I couldn't help but laugh when she played with my face. It was like getting in a playful slap fight with your kid sister and you get way into it that you never want to quit. I looked at the baby and booped her on the nose making her giggle hysterically. "Yeah she's my kid alright. Only a Shafer loves being booped on the nose like that."

"That doesn't mean anything!"

"Boop!" I touched Eden's nose making her giggle.
[You got to admit. He's got a point.]
<How is that our kid? She looks a lot more like Vinyl!>
"You'd be surprised about how genetics work." said Eden. "So how's Pinkie?"

"Oh well... you know... poor thing wore herself out so she's sleeping."

"With what?" asked Vinyl. "Wore herself out with what?"

"Just traveling I guess." I honestly don't know what's up. I mean she is human now and it is the beginning of the month. One could only guess what time it is... And no. It's not adventure time. It's 'Hey! Go to that gas station down the street and get me some tampons!' time. And I am not going there.

"Well have a good one!" said Vinyl waving as they walked away. They decided to leave when I was daydreaming? What a bunch of jerks! No. I actually don't blame them. Who wants to know what I am thinking of?

"You too!" I waved happily. I did feel happy. That's odd considering my placement with the universe.

I thought about that bar again... and how I promised myself to never drink again. I may be many things. I am not a person who lies for fun, but only to protect the truth. I am not a rapist. I don't do anything to offend someone's personal life. I have never beat up someone just for fun. I do have pancake mix. I am not the weakest link...

2 hours later...

...Captain crunch is still the best cereal. Especially the peanut butter kind. Hawkeye is the best superhero from the Avengers. Why you ask? Because when they were all in the armory he was like 'Yeah? You got your iron suit and you got your magic hammer? Oh that's cool. Tell you what guys. I'm going to use this bow. Yeah don't worry about me. What was that? Yeah I know how to shoot a bow. It's simple. Pull and let go. I don't need any help either.' See? He's like the bravest and coolest one of them.

"Hey. What are you doing?" asked Pinkimina.

"Huh?"

"You haven't moved for like... 2 hours!"

"I was thinking about something."

"You are so awkward!" she said playfully hitting my arm. She turned to a pony again. How? How did she do that?

"How did you... turn pony again?"

"It just happened. Why?"

"Alright. Pinkimina stay close to me. There are humans in this town now. Bronies. I don't one of them to kidnap you and take the cupcakes thing way to far."

"I like cupcakes. So someone's going to take me and give me cupcakes?"

"No. They will... how do I put this gently? They will bake you into a cupcake." She looked horrified.

"Why would they do that?!"

"I... pfft... I really don't know man." I turned around for a second. "But as long as I have you in my sights your safe. Right?" I turned to see that she was gone. "P-pinkie? Pinks? Woo-hoo! Yo! Hey Pinkie!"

Are you kidding me? Why... erg... why do people insist on pissing me off? Don't they know it never works out for them in the end?! I will find these ponies and I will do a great harm upon their heads! Mark my words! Justice! That or I'll just pick up this note they dropped on the ground.

'Dear Mr. Grimm, (Hey that's me!)

You have interfered with our order for the last time. On our behalf and the behalf of the rest of the order of chaos we have taken your dearest friend. Come meet us at the lake at sunset. Alone. If not then we start doing... things... to Pinkimina Diane Pie.'

XOXXXOOOXXO.'

"What kind of murderer leaves hugs and kisses at the end of his death note? This guy has issues." I looked around to see Pinkie was still gone. "Oh right. Kidnapped." Well... honestly I don't know what to say at this time except for one thing. One important detail describing this entire ordeal in 3 words. "*sigh* Fuck my life."