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A Few More Good Stallions.

by Static Wielder

Chapter 60: ToaM: The greatest of sweets. Kids!

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Finally got another chapter up. Geez it's getting harder to do but I find a reward in it. My Girlfriend is gone for reals. Yeah. So now I'm just drinking my pain away. I mean it's not that bad. For some people. But for me it's pretty rough. It's also hard to type while half-drunk so make do with what I get. I have to take it slow so I don't make many mistakes.

I jumped through a portal to another dimension. I can't even choose which one I go to. It's kind of like a box of chocolates. You never know what your gonna get.

"Hello?" I asked around. I didn't see any pony around me. Nor human. I don't exactly know where I am. I was inside a building, which is a first for me, and there weren't any lights. I found the door and opened it to see I was in a wasteland. It was Earth. I know because the Statue of Liberty was right beside me with only her head and right arm sticking out of the ground.

"No! They did it! They really did it! God damn you all to hell!"

"Get him!" yelled someone throwing a chain around my feet. I feel down and someone else started driving a motorcycle pulling me through the dunes.

"The fuck are you doing?" I yelled at him.

"Making you my bitch!" he yelled back. I grabbed the chain and turned my body around so I could start climbing. I made my way up to him and rammed my metal arm into his back breaking his spine.

"I'm no man's bitch." I threw the chain off of me and the bike and commandeered the vehicle. It was red and in good condition. I'm keeping this bike. I absorbed the machine and kept it in storage. You see the inside of my head is like a never ending chest. It looks like a room so when I travel I'm inside my head. It's exactly like a Tardis. I opened another portal and found myself in a rainy atmosphere. The town of Ponyville was dark and grim. Hah. That's my name!

"Leave now." said a sad Twilight walking past me. She looked horrible. Like cut up and tired. This is the place I'm looking for! The perfect partner is here! I know exactly the mare I want by my side. Pinkamina Diane Pie! Now I only have to find her...

"Help!" said Pinkamina running past me. She was being hunted down by the police for reasons you don't want to know.

"Here we go!" I picked her up and summoned another portal sending us both to the lounge room in my head.

"Where are we?"

"Inside my head! We're traveling between dimensions."

"Wow. Who are you?"

"I'm the Painkiller. You may call me... Grimm. Or Pain. Or Painkiller."

"Well thank you for helping me Grimm. I am Pinkaminia."

20 minutes later

We had our big conversation and I told her everything I wanted. That I wanted a partner and that I need a good friend who understands as much pain as I do. She's the perfect one.

"That's the most amazing story I've heard Grimm. Or was it Dustin?"

"So you were listening. It's Grimm sweetie."

"Alright. Can we go back to my house for a second? If I'm going with you I want my stuff."

"Sure." We walked to the door of the lounge room and ended up walking into her bedroom. "Here you are."

"That's incredible." She grabbed some duffel bags and filled them up with all her tools and clothes. When she was done we both left.

"So Pinkie. How do you feel about being my companion?"

"Is this what you do for a living?"

"Sort of. I kind of regulate the balance of life between worlds."

"Wow. Sure I'll help you." Oh yeah!

"Alright. Since apparently your wanted dead in your world we will go to my equestria."

"May I ask what species are you?"

"Human. I'm from Earth. Different world. Long story."

"Right. I kind of spaced out on that part of the story." Well... that's Pinkie for you. She slipped on a dark velvet maroon sweatshirt.

"That's a cute hoodie." I told her.

"You think so? I made it out of Berry Punch. The only downside is that it smells like Alcohol, vomit, tears, and shame."

"...Uh...what?"

a few minutes later...

I opened the door and looked around to see we were in the castle. All of my 'friends' were waiting for me.

"Oh boy."

"How dare you!" yelled Twilight.

"Got your memory back?"

"You murdered my brother!" she said with tears.

"Who told you that?"

"Sorry. Celestia read my mind." said David. I flicked him off and turned to see Celestia.

"Oh great. Here comes the lecture Pinkimina." She pulled up her hood and placed her back against the closet door we walked out of.

"Dustin Shafer! How dare-"

"I had a reason. And I'm not really Dustin. In case you haven't noticed that assfuck Shining murdered me!"

"So getting revenge is a good thing Mr. Grimm?" I like that. Mr. Grimm. It seems... so... well, me!

"It is in my books. I did it for the order. You ponies forget your place. You always believe in peace... and you have forgotten Death's touch."

"But... That's not..." Celestia couldn't finish her sentence.

"Look... I'll go and bring him back. So you can all stop bitching about it!" I grabbed Pinkimina and summoned two spades. We went to his grave and started digging.

"Can you reanimate dead bodies?"

"OH I like the sound of that. Reanimate. I like you Pinkie."

"Aw you know how to make a girl blush." We continued to dig until we reached the coffin. We opened it up and pulled out both halves of him. "Huh. So you get creative with your kills?"

"Yeah I do."

"You tied him down and ripped him in half? Nice." Damn. She's good. Probably better than me. We put all his organs in order and stitched his body closed.

"Alright. Ready?" I asked her.

"Sure. I've never seen a real zombie before." I phased my hand through his chest and grabbed his heart sending thousands of bolts of electricity through it. Shortly after he awoke.

"Gah! No! Don't kill me!"

"Hey. I just brought you back to life. Calm the fuck down."

"Pinkie?"

"No. I'm Pinkimina."

"I don't understand." Then all of the ponies ran out to meet me. Were you expecting a hug or something? I wasn't. Instead I got stabbed by Cadence multiple times.

"Die demon!" she yelled piercing me again and again. When she thought I was dead she dropped me. "Good. Shining your back!"

I stayed down. I didn't want to get up. I felt... dead on the inside. That's it. Dead. I know I don't deserve it... but I'm not going to kill a girl because she wanted revenge for Shining. She's just like me by the way. Cleaver Girl.

"Get up." yelled David pulling me up. I healed my wounds and looked at her.

"Don't you ever come back here! Never! You are never welcome here and we won't ever need you!" she grabbed Shining and teleported. I stayed quiet. I watched slowly as my other friends left. Soon it was just me and Vinyl, well, and Pinkimina.

"You heard her. Your not welcome."

"Just like old times..."

"Hehehe... yeah. I'm sorry Dustin. I'm so sorry for what he's done to you."

"I can't even enjoy being a dad now."

"Like Kay?"

"It's deja vu! Oh poor Kay..."

"I thought you said she was a friend. Did you lie to me?"

"She was suppose to be my wife. We were engaged and she was pregnant as well. And I lost that. Just as I did now."

"Look... I can not tell you how sorry I am. Let me touch your face." I unfolded my helmet and got on my knees so she could touch me. "You hide so many secrets behind such a young face. You've seen and done the most unimaginable things and you hide them to protect others. Your always welcome with me Dustin. I pray for a better life for you." she kissed me on the cheek and walked away leaving me with Pinkimina.

"Ouch." she said. "You gonna be okay?"

"I... yeah. In a little bit." I felt like crying. God I did. But from what I've heard crying is a sign of weakness.

"You look like your gonna cry." said Pinkie.

"I think I am."

"It takes a true man to cry." she said pulling me in for a hug. I accepted it and let the tears roll down my face.

2 hours later

We were in the lounge room again. She was enjoying herself as I looked out the window.

"What are you doing?" she asked. Okay I like this Pinkie so much better. She's so calm and I can understand her. "Is there something out there?"

"Only time and space." she walked up beside me and looked at the orange and blue vortexes moved around us. "What do you think?"

"It's beautiful! I've never seen anything like it!"

"And to think... that a world like yours would be the only one you would think about. There are thousands of universes with thousands of planets teeming with life."

"Why wait here when we can see that life?"

"Oh I like you Pinkimina! Then were to?"

"I want to see that planet you came from... Earth was it?"

"Good memory. Yeah it's been a long time since I've been there." I went to the door and opened it. "Here we are... Oh! I need to change your form!"

"Your going to make me human? For how long?"

"How long do you want?" I used my magic to change her form. She was a sort-of tall woman with long pink hair, blue eyes, and her sweatshirt on. However... that's all she had on.

"Gah! I'm naked!"

"Sorry! Go down the hall on your right and you'll find a wardrobe room." She started walking and I couldn't help but check her out. "Hmm... nice butt..."

While I was waiting I switched out of my armor. I can't go around all day looking like a futuristic warrior. I put on a black aerosmith shirt and a brown bomber jacket with some stonewashed grey jeans and white converse with red stars and shoe laces on them.

A few minutes went by until she came out with some blue jeans and a red shirt on underneath a pink sweater. I couldn't tell if she was wearing underwear but I imagine that she was.

"This underwear thing feels great." Huh. I really need to stop calling that.

"Ready to go?" I asked her.

"Yeah!"

We walked out the door to see were in the fields of an Irish farm.

"Ah Ireland. My home."

"It's so... beautiful. People are working together and they look happy!"

"This is a world where everyone knows that hard work pays off. You can just sit around all day with a computer or a phone and pretend to be someone powerful and better than everyone else. That's what kids these days do. No the only people in this world who make a difference are the ones who work for it."

"Well this is wonderful. May I ask you something?"

"Yes?"

"When was the last time you had a hair cut?"

"Hmm?" She showed me a reflection of my self. I had a long brown and white beard and long brown hair.

"Oh god. My hair's brown again. Tell me are my eyes blue?"

"Yes. Like the sky."

"I guess they change when I put on the armor. Alright let's go cut it." We walked inside the portal and after a few minutes of trimming I looked much better. I didn't have a beard but I still had a bit of a shadow. I cut my hair short and styled it so it would stay out of my eyes.

"Pinkie we need to change this." I told her walking outside the portal. "We can't just leave a portal floating about."

"So what do we do?"

"You wait here." I walked inside and found the chameleon circuit. "Aha! I know just the disguise." I walked outside to see Pinkie was amazed by what happened. It was a blue police public call box.

"What is it?"

"It's a call box!"

"No one uses these anymore!" They have those in her world?

"Good point. I'll go change it." I went back inside to find the circuit broken. "Ah... never mind. It's stuck. I like it."

"It's cute."

"Thank you." I handed her a key while keeping one for myself. "Here. In emergencies." I locked it. "Can't have anyone going in here now can we?"

"We can't. Come on show me around!" I grabbed her hand and walked down the road. It was just another memory after another.

"So people are always this peaceful?"

"No. That's the dream though. We always have wars and crime going on. You just need to know where to look."

"Sounds like my kind of people."

"Mine as well. Let's go get some lunch."

"I thought you said you don't need to eat."

"I don't. But I still get hungry."

We found a small restaurant on the edge of town that was cheap.

"Do you have money? I bet your loaded!" said Pinkie.

"Not a penny. But I can do this." I held out my hand and summoned some money. "I just stole this from the national bank. Shh... don't tell anybody."

"*giggle* So what do I eat?"

"Anything you want."

Meanwhile... David's POV

I can't believe what's happening. I need some answers from the ponies.

"Cadence! What's your problem?"

"He killed Shining!"

"And he brought him back! You just stabbed him and exiled him."

"Yes... I did."

"What if we need his help?"

"What are we going to need his help for? Bah! I call nothing!"

"Actually..." said Twilight walking in. "We found this book. It's about him. The Painkiller."

"Oh boy..."

Meanwhile...

We were running down the street from an angry mob.

"What do you mean you insulted his mom?" I asked Pinkie while looking behind me.

"I mean I accidentally insulted his mother!"

"Kill her! Of with there heads!"

"Huh... nice one Pinkie."

"Oh shut it."

Meanwhile...

"So he's suppose to save us?" asked Cadence.

"Yeah... and you just exiled him."

"Well... what is so bad that he needs to come back for?"

Meanwhile outside in the gardens...

"Can any of you kids tell me what Discord is?" asked Mrs. Cheerilee.

"Oh oh me me!" said Applebloom. Well... you know what happens next. Small fight. Manacle laughter. Guess who's back?

Meanwhile...

"Back to the Tardis!" I told her.

"The what?"

"Time and Relative Dimensions in Space!"

"What?"

"The blue fucking box!"

"Oh right!" We ducked as a sickle went over our heads. "Is that a sickle?"

"Afraid so! Keep running!" We got inside the box and locked it behind us.

"They're gonna kill us!"

"What? No. Nothing can get through these walls." We both took a seat and relaxed. "God... so you insulted that man's mom?"

"He called me a harlot!"

"But your not in anyway such a thing! Come on. Time to get you properly equipped." I walked up to the machine in the middle of the room and started putting in inputs.

"Where are we going?"

"We're going to heaven!" I pulled down the leaver and the machine started shaking back and forth. "Yeah! Woo!"

"Your a madman."

"And you aren't?"

"I'm not a man."

"True."

"But I love fun!" She was enjoying it more than me I think. When it stopped and we walked out... well... God was surprised.

"Hello Grimm! Who's this fine beauty?"

"This is-"

"I am Pinkimina Diane Pie."

"Well... that's a name I don't forget. I'm sorry about what happened to your friend. I'm guessing that Grimm here wanted a companion so he chose someone who's a lot like him."

"Is that a problem?" she asked worriedly.

"Not at all. Now I'm sure your not just here to see how I'm doing for my age."

"I brought her here to give her some proper 'equipment."

"Ah. This way my dear." He escorted her to the armory leaving me with Death.

"Hey Death."

"Hello Painkiller. What brings you here?"

"I'm sure you were eavesdropping."

"Aye. That I was."

"It's not all bad."

"I saw what you did. Bringing Shining Armor back to life."

"And even then I got stabbed and thrown away."

"I guess some ponies don't see a hero when they need one."

Pinkie walked out of the armory wearing this red and black leather armor set (Kinda like the Champion's rogue armor from Dragon's Age II.) and she had two dual sided daggers.

"How do I look?" she asked pulling up her hood.

"Like an angel." I was still day-dreaming. Death smacked the back of my head. "I mean you look wonderful!"

"Thanks."

"We'll be off." I told God grabbing her hand and walking back inside the Tardis.

"You might want to go back to your equestria Grimm."

"Why is that?"

"It's in trouble."

David's POV

I was getting ready for bed. Today's been nothing but crazy. Cadence spent all day crying and begging God for forgiveness. I just want some sleep.

"Good night Celestia." I said hugging the woman in the bed with me.

"Good night David."

"I'll see you later." said Luna going outside. I keep forgetting she doesn't sleep at night. Just then we all heard this maniacal laughter.

"MUWAHAHA! How's it going?"

"Discord!" said Celestia snapping up in bed. "How did you get out?"

"You really need to stop letting those kids in the garden." Huh. He's got a point. "I'm just here to get some revenge and take my throne."

"You'll never-" He shot Celestia with a spell turning her back... into... a kid?! What in the world?

"Celestia!" I held the filly in my arms. Oh she was adorable alright but this is bad.

"You can't stop me David. I saw when your friends exiled Grimm. Tough break for the guy. Hope he has fun traveling."

"Shut up. Just shut up!"

"Or what?" Just then Luna walked out. "Hello Luna." he shot her with the same spell before she could attack. "Oh haha! Isn't this fun David? Just you and me!" he walked over and picked up Luna. "Oh who's the cutest filly? You are. Yes you are." She giggled and tried to play with him. "Oh it hurts me to do terrible things to kids but I'll make an exception killing you." She stopped giggling as a blue phone box came crashing through the roof.

"Hey." said Grimm and Pinkie walking out dressed in armor.

Grimm's POV

"David when did you have kids?" I asked him picking up the white filly with a rainbow mane. "Wait a minute... since when do kids get tiaras?"

"Diamond Tiara." said Pinkie.

"Oh right."

"Grimm that's Celestia and Luna!"

"Oh... what?"

"And your next!" yelled Discord shooting David with a spell turning him into a filly.

"What?"

"Now Mr. Grimm. I hope we can work out an agreement. Just imagine it! Two gods ruling the world!"

"That does sound good..."

"Grimm!" yelled Pinkimina.

"I know! Sorry Cord. No deal."

"Then die- Oof!" Pinkie ran up and kicked him in the nuts. "Oh... *wheeze* That's a good kick you got there."

"As you were saying?" I asked him.

"Just let me catch my breath."

Pinkie and I huddled up in the corner to have a private chat.

"Well this is kinda fair." said Pinkie.

"They didn't want my help. I don't think I'm gonna give it to them."

"Are those stab wounds still hurting?"

"Nah."

"That's amazing armor."

"It is isn't it?"

"Are you two done?" asked Discord. I folded up my helmet and watched as Pinkimina sled across the floor dodging one of his spells and cut him across the leg. "Ah you bitch!"

"No one calls me a bitch!" she yelled jumping on his head stabbing him in the arms and back.

"Damn..."

"I could use some help!" she called out for.

"Yeah yeah I'm getting there." He shot her with that spell turning her back into a baby pony. "Or not."

"Now you!" he shot me but the spell bounced off. "Uh..."

"Magic doesn't work on me."

"Why is that?"

"Because I don't believe in it!" I yelled punching him in the face knocking him down. I grabbed a basket and placed the 4 fillies in there gently and wrapped it around my back.

"You give me back those kids!"

"You get an ice pack!"

"For what- Oof!" I kicked him in the nuts. Imagine that. Steel tipped boots. With spikes I might add, hitting him in the family jewels. I wonder how he's taking it. "OW ow ow ow! What's the matter with you!"

"Bye!" I jumped out the window and opened my wings gently landing on the ground. I turned the basket so it was on my stomach so I could talk to the kids. "Can you guys understand me?" I asked while unfolding my helmet.

"Boop!" said Luna booping me on the nose.

"Hehehehe..." I couldn't help but giggle. It tickled! Don't laugh at me! "Do you know how to fix this?"

"I know Discord's magic. This will wear off in a week." said Celestia. "And Grimm... we're sorry."

"So sorry!" said Luna.

"Guys guys... don't be putting those apologies on me. Not right now!" I said jumping over a fire ball. "Is he still after me?"

"No." said David.

I turned around to see the mane 6 and Cadence.

"Oh... that's just great."

"We said to never appear again!" said Cadence.

"Actually that was just you. And let me point out that you have no jurisdiction over me girl!" I said placing my hand on her face. "Now listen. Discord is back and I need to stop him."

"Celestia and Luna and David can do that!" yelled Twilight. I reached into my basket and pulled out the baby Celestia. "Your a dad?"

"Uh... for the time now? Yes. Say hello Celestia."

"Hi!" said the filly waving her arm.

"She's a kid again?" asked Twilight frantically. That's the word I was thinking of! Frantically. It's quite frantic.

"Take them!" said Cadence ordering Rainbow to take the kids.

"Hey that's bad parenting-" I felt a baseball bat hit me on the back of the head. "-Oh... hey... lookie there."

"Why is he still conscious?" asked Applejack.

I turned to see Fluttershy with the bat! Let me say this again. Fluttershy! Of all ponies why was it her that betrayed me? Now I feel bad actually.

"Hi Shy. I like your bat."

"I'm so sorry. Please don't hate me."

"I would never... hate... you kiddo..." I fell to my knees. "That's one hell of a swing you got there..."

"Sorry." said Cadence kicking me in the face trying to knock me out. "Why don't you just pass out?"

"Because I'm use to it..." I got back up. "You girls may interrogate me later. Get those kids to safety."

"Why is there armor and knives in here?" asked Rainbow.

"There Pinkimina's. Don't lost those."

"And what are you going to do?" asked Rarity.

I stood there... on a boulder as the sunset shinned gallantly upon me. The birds were singing and the sky was beautiful. The entire world seemed peaceful as I could hear a soft orchestra playing. I'm sure they could here it as well.

"I don't know." I told them. They all looked at me with there mouths dropped and eyes twitching. I ran into town and grabbed a rope and a swing set. I tied the rope and chain to some trees and started walking backwards.

"You can fly!" yelled Cadence.

"Glad to see your on my side now." I told her.

"Yes. And I'm sorry. I just couldn't handle losing Shining Armor."

"How is he ERG By the way?" I was starting to shake as the tension was building up.

"He's doing better than ever! It's like you fixed all his ailments."

"That's what happens when you die. And I know I can fly but I need the full force of Nature itself to get there!"

"I don't understand."

"Neither do I!" I lifted my legs and sent my self flying. I then collided with the wall a few stories below Discord's position. "Ow..."

"*giggle* Good luck!" yelled all the girls.

"Stop laughing at me!" I placed my hands on the wall like Spider-man and started walking up.

Inside the office

The receptionist was answering phone calls.

"Canterlot Castle. Please hold..." Beep. "Canterlot Castle. Please hold... GAH!" She looked at the strange figure outside the window. It stopped and waved at me. "Guards! Guards! Help!"

Outside

"Hahaha... I scared her." I kept on climbing until I reached the top. Discord was sitting in the throne wearing a crown.

"Ah... my favorite warrior. Here to join me at last."

"I'll think about it. Had to drop the kids off at day care."

"And how did they feel about it?"

"They feel like they want to murder a certain God."

"Ah that's the spirit!" He drank the glass of his chocolate milk and threw the liquid out the window blowing it up.

"No way! Exploding Chocolate milk?! I'm gonna try that one day..."

"Ah! A man of art!"

"That was beautiful..." I looked outside to see the cotton candy clouds and the town changing into a crazy hell.

"Alright. Ready to fight?"

"Oh you know it!"

"I like your attitude Grimm. Engarde!" He drew a rapier and I drew my axe cutting it in half. "I need that..."

"No you don't!" I placed the Separator on my back holding my fist up. "We fight like men."

"Do you think I'll play fair!" He yelled forcing the marble on the floor to turn into spikes and stab me. "Come now!" He summoned an ice barrier. "I saw the future you by the way."

"Oh so did I."

"He was the Avatar!"

"Avatard. I hate that show."

"Huh. That's... weird. Can you get through my shield like him?"

"Didn't he just get beheaded?"

"Yeah. Answer my question."

"Yes!" I shot thousands of missiles from my body. The first one hundred destroyed the barrier. All the others hit him. Somehow he still lived.

"*cough cough* That's does it!" Oh he looked pissed. He grabbed me and slammed me against the wall multiple times and grabbed a sword. "Did you know Celestia keeps this sword behind her chair?"

"I did not."

"She used it on me. I remember how bad it 'burnt.' I think you will know as well."

"A fire swo-" I felt the blade come down on my neck removing my head.

"Aha! I did it! The angel of death has fallen!"

2 minutes later... Third person POV

Discord broadcasted on ever channel and live. He forced us all to watch his speech. Even David and the other kids watched.

"Hello my fellow Equestrians! You will all obey me now. Not even your precious Painkiller could stop me!" he yelled while holding up Grimm's helmet with his head inside. I know it was inside because blood was pouring out. "Now can you -OW!"

Grimm's helmet unfolded showing he had fangs and sharp teeth. He was biting Discord so he would drop him.

"Get off me you bastard!" he yelled. Grimm's body stood up from behind and grabbed Celestia's Sun sword. When he impaled Discord it was... glorious!

Grimm's POV

He dropped my head and tried to pull out the sword.

"Ow. Watch where you drop me." I said picking up my head and placing it back on my neck. The bone and skin quickly reattached.

"You bastard! You can't kill me!"

"Oh but I can. I'm a god as well. The God of Pain and Death!"

"No..."

"And I control Chaos!" I pulled all the magic power out of him. "You will know fear for the last time." I unfolded my helmet. "Look into my eyes..." I gave him the dreaded Penance Stare making him see all of his sins and crime. He screamed and yelled unto his eyes were charcoal-ed black.

"People of Equestria! You are free!" I yelled making everyone cheer. Then all of my friends ran up and hugged me. Even Cadence and Shining Armor.

"You are always welcome here." said Cadence. I grabbed the young Pinkimina who had curly hair.

"Pinkimina? Why is your hair like that?"

"They left me with Pinkie Pie! Get me away from her!" she yelled as I pulled her into my arms.

"Oh that's funny. Alright line the kids up I think I can reverse the spell."

"How do you know that?" asked Twilight.

"I took all of his powers." He was still crying and his eyes were reopening.

"You'll never defeat me!" I turned the kids back into there original forms except Pinkimina who was human again.

"Uh Pinkie. Naked." I handed her the armor and knives. David walked over to Discord and was pissed. "David? Hey. I'm talking to you!"

"BACK OFF!" he pushed me back. "Discord you have made me mad for the last time. I will never forgive you!"

"And what? Your going to kill me?"

"Yes!" Discord stopped smiling and watched as David turned into his Alicorn form with fire burning in his eyes.

"That's new..." I told him.

"Shut up!"

"Okay..."
[You'd think he'd be more happy.]
<You did save the day Dustin.>
"Where did you guys come from?"
<Sorry I meant Grimm.>

"Hi." said Eden.

"Hey Eden. How's life?"

"It's great! Look." She held up her hoof showing a golden bracelet.

"Uh..." I looked over at Vinyl's hoof. Same bracelet. "Your engaged! Oh that's wonderful!" I picked her up for a hug.

"I said SHUT THE FUCK UP!" yelled David.

"Alright man. Watch your tone. You haven't killed him yet so I don't think you have-" He slammed his hoof into Discord's head blowing it up and splattering me with blood. "It... in... you. Hmm."

"I need to be alone." he said walking away. I was the only person who got drenched in blood.

"Ew. Ew. Ew." I said every time I tried to wipe it off. "What's his problem?" I asked Celestia.

"He's just under a lot of stress."

"He just killed somebody! You yelled at me when I did that!"

"Your a different story."

"So it's okay for him to-"

"Discord deserved it! Wouldn't you agree? He cost you your first life and he cost you Kay and your second life. And here you are not even think about it? What about Forest and Sky? Were they not your friends?"

"They were my best friends Celestia." She closed her mouth immediately. "Do you know what I would do the get them back? They don't even remember me. I don't have a thing left. Yeah Discord may have helped with it but he didn't cause it. It was me. It was always me."

"Explain."

"The time paradoxes. The travels. Hell even when I saved Dr. Zephyr I ended up regretting it."

"Grimm... I'm..."

"You didn't expect me to forgive Discord?" I said pointing at the body. "I showed him all of his sins. I could have changed him! Turned him into a good god! David just killed him and here you are justifying murder!"

"And you haven't murdered?"

"No I have. And I'm still paying for it." Pinkimina walked out fully dressed. "Come on Pinkie." I grabbed her hand and walked for the Tardis.

"Grimm! Wait please!" said the princess. "I'm so sorry! Come back!"

"I'll be back when you need me." I told them. "Oh Celestia... I looked into your future. Two dates you should remember. First is June 30th. My birthday. It's been a long time since I've celebrated it and I want to do it with you guys. Second. Remember July 8th."

"What happens then?"

"You'll become a very happy pony." I walked inside the Tardis and cut it on. They all waved goodbye as we left.

"Did I miss something?" asked Pinkie.

"Yeah you did. It'd be better if you didn't know what happened."

"That was fun!"

"I know right!"

"Where to next?"

"I was thinking of paying the candy kingdom a visit."

"Uh I hate sweets."

"...I love you."

Awesome chapter right? Took a few days to think it up but I did it! Yeah! Not yeah but YYYYEEEEAAAAHHH! Like Roid Rage! That was the funniest part of 'Hurricane Fluttershy' in my taste.

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