'Video Log 3'

"Alright. Bass's video log." I said into the camera. I heard a scream on my right and looked around the alley I was in. "Our plan backfired. It's only about 5'o clock in the evening on the second day. Let's recap shall we...

1. Guess who upgraded the safe house with the new system. Gigabyte. So Celestia got the master code and destroyed our little save haven.

2. Uh... all my friends have been taken away. I'm still trying to get to them but... it's not gonna change anything.

"And let's see what else. I've been hiding in this alleyway for the past... hmm 11 hours. My bum is numb. Hehehe..."
[Tell them about the castle!]
"Oh right! This is a messed up story..."

Flashback time!

I was under some of the rubble when the mares blew up the wall. You'd think with the master code that they would... open the door. But instead they disabled the magic and destroyed it. FMEOWk you do.

"Help!" cried David getting dragged away by both princesses. I couldn't get out though. Niko high tailed it and ran. Where? I don't know!

Anyways... After about 40 minutes and they all left I finally got out and had to sneak to the castle. I saw Red and Octavia... yeah... well he was enjoying it at least. I couldn't get near the princesses quarters. It was literally surrounded by an army of sex crazed mares.

"Well I set off the trap." I told the camera. "It wasn't me walking or sneezing. It was me... sighing in relief. How they heard that and not the clopping of my hooves I will never know."

So... I ran away as fast as I could. I used my guitar to do the jet bike but that seemed to attract more of them. I crashed in Ponyville where there are more mares and I've been hiding behind this dumpster ever since!

"Yay! End of story!" I clapped my hooves together for the camera. "I'm thinking about just turning myself in. It's better than starving and waiting to get raped. I mean honestly, free sex! If I had no dignity I would be out there right now."

I tried to get up from the dumpster while still talking to the camera.

"If you are watching this... than remember that... I tried and-" Pinkie jumped on my back. "GET THE FMEOWK OFF OF ME!"

"No way silly filly!"

"GOD!" I slammed her against the wall and started climbing the building. Aw... I left my camera.
<Run dammit!>
{I can't run more than 22 mph!}
[You can in Alpha Wave!]
{<Good point.>}

"Alpha Wave!" I started out running Pinkie and every mare I attracted. "Suck on that you meanly mouthed bastards!" I yelled while still running on the rooftops. "Oh shit!" I feel down and landed on my face. "Ah... damn... face plant."
[Get up!]
{I can't! I'm all disoriented.}
<Just run. We'll do the rest.>

I began running again as Beta and Alpha moved my body. "Sorry!" I yelled to every mare they pushed down. I made my way into the Everfree Forest so they wouldn't find me.

[They stopped running!]
<The Everfree Forest!>
{Let's go deeper.}

I switched back to normal mode and began my journey to the center of the Everfree Forest!

David's POV

I tried to get out of the chair I was strapped in. All I had was Celestia and Luna looking at me with seductive eyes.

"Can I help you?" I asked them politely.

"Just us? Oh I'm so happy!" said Luna. Oh no...

'Oh yes.'

'This isn't really comfortable. If you let me go-'

'We can't let you go David! Not yet.'

They both jumped on top of the chair I was in and started getting closer. "No! No no no no nonononono!"

Niko's POV

"Octavia can we take a break?" I asked her. I heard a whip crack. "No no let's continue."

"That's a great idea."

"This would be better if I wasn't tied up."

"But the last time I untied you, you tried to run!"

"That doesn't mean I will do it this time."

Dustin's POV

Oh god oh god oh no...

"ROAR!" screamed the manticorn behind me.

"Stop following me!" I yelled at it. He obviously wants some food. "I'm not edible!" I yelled at it. I started to climb the rocky cliff. This must keep it busy... or not. It appears that he can climb. This reminds me of the lion king.

"Sorry." I told it before kicking him in the face. When he feel back and landed a bunch of female manticorns jumped on him.

<Oh jeez... he wanted help.>
{I thought this place would be safer!}
[Now the moon. That was safe.]
{Don't tempt me to go back.}
<But we never went moon exploring.>
[We were about to but David stopped our banishment.]
{Look. Maybe later but first let's get out of here.}

I teleported to the top of the largest tree to get a better view of my surroundings. I turned my head to the right to see I was in a nest with a momma bird and her babies.

"Uh... What's up?"

"SQUAWK!"

"Oh Christ! AH!" I jumped over the edge and turned my guitar to it's jet bike form again. "That sucked."
[Oh your telling me. We left our friends and here we are running from rapist birds!]
<It wasn't our fault that we left our friends.>
{Alpha's right on this one. We tried.}
[Well... Niko's enjoying himself.]

"What's that?" I asked pointing to this random chest.
<I don't know. Go open it.>

I walked over like an adorable little warrior and bravely opened it until a swarm of bats scared the shit out of me.

"AAAAHHH!"
[Brave warrior. HAhahaha.]

Inside the chest was a map! A compass! and a skeleton of a dead pony wearing a familiar green tunic.
<You should... ah... take the green robe. Thing.>
{He won't mind?}
[No no... *sniff* he's pretty dead.]

Dustin equipped green tunic of awesomeness! You gain +5 Adventurer points!
[Open the map.]

I opened it and it showed a layout of the forest followed with dashed markings and a big 'x'.
<Turn the map to a hat.>

Dustin got the Cartographer's hat. It gives you a +20 sight and awesomeness! You don't need glasses anymore!
<Good. Good.> said Alpha rubbing his hooves together awkwardly.

I stood on the guitar as it hovered in the air. We looked around and saw the same dashed markings with a big 'x' on the ground.

"Huh. The map was an exact copy."
[X marks the spot.]

We flew over and landed on the 'X'. All we found was a pebble.
[A rock?!]
<Hey... beats being chased by mares.>
{That's it! We use the rock to knock out the princesses and whoever else and save our friends!}
<Or we keep it for a memento.>
[A ROCK!]

You kept the rock in your inventory. +5 to your... pack rat skills.

The floor started to rumble and a large menacing pony came out.

"Who dares take the rock of the awesome?" asked the warrior.

"I dare! Me! Bass of the awesome!"

"Than come my brother! Let us dine like kings!"

[Yeah! I love rocks!]
<Enjoy the little things.>