Who's ready for something stupid? I'm not since it's about me. So this whole time I have been putting 'Tomaro' in my stories. The auto correct didn't tell me it was spelled 'Tomorrow.' Yeah. This whole time. Isn't that fucked up?

"Wake up." said an outside voice. Guess I blacked out.

"Huh?"

"Bass wake up." said Vinyl. I looked around to see where I was. Our room.

"What happened?"

"You blacked out and have been sleeping for 15 hours. Time to rise and shine."

"Okay." I got up and felt all my organs were moving again. "Ow."

"Come on. Do you know what day it is?"

"Is it... Let me sleep all day... day?"

"No. It's mare's day."

"Oh! That's cool! What happens?"

"All the mares go into heat and force stallions into hiding."

"... What?"

"Yeah! Didn't you know that?"

[Oh god... we're gonna get raped.]
<No we're not. I'm sure Dustin will get us out of here.>
{Yeah we're getting raped.}

"Look. As long as you don't come out of hiding for the next 3 days you wont ever get raped. Okay?"

"Alright Vinyl. When does it begin?"

"Well... I'd say about 12 minutes. My bladder's about to blow!" she ran into the bathroom.

{Alright! Let's go go go!}
[Wanna switch out of pajamas?]
{No time!}
<Where are we hiding?>
{We did build a secret tunnel.}
[I think the others know about it.]
{Right. We were volunteered for copter pilots.}
<Only ten minutes left!>
{It's not really volunteering if you choose someone you know?}
<Move!>
[Alright! Hi ho Dustin! Away!]

I neighed and ran into the hall. It was chaos. Mare's all over were going into heat. This never happened before! Well... we weren't in Equestria for a May before. So... I guess that makes sense. Still this is pretty messed up.

"Help!" I heard a cry from Octavia's room. I ran and opened the door only to see Niko behind tied down by her.

"Let her go Octavia."

"You want some of this?" she asked. Her face was full of lust and seduction.

"In that case... keep doing whatever."

"Dustin help!" he cried.

"Fine." I went to the kitchen and came back. "Who wants a piece of candy?" I asked her holding it up. "That's right. You do. You want a piece of candy. Get out of here!" I yelled at Niko. "You want it? You want it? I said run!" He untied himself and ran past me in the hall. I gave Octavia the bag of candy I found and booked it.

[How did you know she likes candy?]
{I didn't. I just wanted some.}
<You are so... random.>

"Hmm hmhmhmhm..." I laughed with my mouth closed. I was chewing on some of the candy I 'borrowed.'

"Thanks for getting me out."

"No prob. This is my first mare's day."

"Oh... than watch out. We need to get to the shelter." He grabbed my hoof and held me close taking cover behind a wall. All the royal maids were chasing the guards in the hall and... well... basically fMEOWking them. Aw what? Even my commentary is blocked! Damn curse. This is getting old!

"Dustin. Can you teleport us?" asked Niko.

"To where?"

"The bunker. It's outside the castle gardens."

"I'll try." I closed my eyes and sent us outside the labyrinth.

"Alright. Nice. It should be over... AHA! There!" He pointed to the hidden steel house. We ran and tried to open the doors but it wouldn't budge.

"Is there anyone in their?" I asked. No reply.

"Come here." said Niko picking me up and holding me like a spear or something heavy like that.

"Watch it."

"Shut up and light up your horn." I used my magic to heat up my horn (Hehehe)
<No time for sex puns!>
[{It's the perfect time!}]

Anyways... He used me as a blowtorch. (Hehehe... blow.)
<God dammit!>
[Hahaha...]

Whatever. We got in the door and sealed it behind us.

"Nice. We made it." He cut the light on and what I saw was pretty cool. It was a house built inside a small round metal bin. They had enough food and supplies in here to last me through the Apocalypse. I saw a bathroom, a few bedrooms, a living room, and a game room in case we get bored.

"I don't think we should help anyone else." I said cutting the TV on. It showed an army of women chasing a group of about 8 men. They had a chance to get out but... I can't say they will.

"We could try." We heard a small bang outside.

"Shh!" I told him cutting the light off. I glowed my horn like a flashlight and we went to the door to look out the one way windows. I didn't know they even made these. Outside we saw David running from both the princesses. "Oh... hahaha!"

<Poor David.>
[BWAHAHAHA!]

"HAhahaha!" Niko went off. "He deserves that. Two princesses. What do you expect?"

"I don't know... oh... I can't breath..."

"Well... we're safe. This bunker is magic proof. The only thing they can do is touch it."

"They can't teleport inside?"

"No. Isn't that awesome!"

"It is!"
[What are we going to do for 3 days.]
<I miss Vinyl.>
{Look. We're going to make it through this. We aren't getting raped.}

"If we teleport David in here will they know?" I asked Niko.

"I doubt it. Give it a try." I closed my eyes and brought the lucky guy into the building.

"No! Ah! Oh... thank you guys...*heavy pants*"

"You okay there?" I asked him.

"Yeah. Just peachy. Forgot what today was and didn't prepare."

"This happened to you guys before?" I asked them. They both nodded. "So that... oh... I"m sorry. What about kids?"

"There fine. Unless they reach the 12 year border. Than they usually... turn. Same problem with boys." said Niko.

"Yikes. Let's see who else I can save."

"There's no point." said David.

"What?"

"I was the last one to leave the castle..."

"Oh no... so just us 3." I looked out the window where Celestia and Luna were both arguing about how he disappeared with out a trace. We all put out ears against the wall to listen to them.

"Did you see the aura around him? It was purple and green. Dustin's nearby!" said Celestia.

"Oh goodie. I want payback on him. Oh how I would rather stay with David."

"Relax." said Celestia. "We'll get them out. I know Dustin's weakness at least."

We all stood back. I cut the light on since they can't find us.

"Alright. We stay quiet. We divide up the supplies, and we pray for all the others." said David.

"Oh yeah! We got a plan going on!" I said. Niko sighed and took a seat by the table.

"What's the matter big guy?" asked David.

"It's Octavia. She... I don't know what she's going to do."

"Relax Niko. I gave her some candy." I said.

"Oh right." started David. "She loves to play with her food and organize it. Don't know why. Anyways it will keep her busy for the most part."

"Alright. Thanks for comforting me."

"I can't say the same about Vinyl." I said.

"Don't worry. I tried to open your door a few minutes ago and it was locked. She doesn't want to mount on anybody I guess."

"That's good!"
[Bless her.]
<I really feel bad for Cold Iron.>
{What?}
<He's got Break and Nightmare to deal with.>

"Oh man." said Niko.

"You can see them?" I asked. He nodded. "Huh. Alright. How long does this last again?"

"3 days." said David.

"Uh... oh boy."